The last prank call i made was 10 years ago. The person became my close friend till today. And i will remember this person’s phone number forever (by the way till today this person still thinks that i genuinely dialed the wrong number).
The last time i witnessed a prank call was few months ago. We were all under the influence of Absinthe before it was emptied and being placed on the ground and spun towards Ching.
I dared her to call a random stranger and say she missed him. So she picked up my phone, select a number and used her own mobile to call. It was 1am in the morning.
“Hi, Chee Minh, I. Miss. You. Bye.”
Ok it doesn’t sound as funny as it should be. But it was! I practically ROFLed for 10 whole minutes (that time I haven’t bought a sofa yet so yea I had to roll on the floor). And I’m sorry Chee Minh.
And when i was young i used to call random strangers and talked to them until mom found out and personally explained and apologized to the person.
Then finally karma got to me. I got a prank call last year. By Rudy and JJ from Hitz.
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heh..i remember that phone call to chee minh. fun night that was..not to mention the late night munchies we had..inc mcdelivery!
In mandarin conversation, is that ok?
The caller called my dad’s hp and I am the one answered.
Caller (heavy china slang) : 您好,我是来自long-enough-till-i-can’t-remember-the-company-name的，耽误您几分钟，bla bla bla。。。
Me : 设么事情？
Caller (heavy china slang) : 请问您府上有用什么电子产品吗？
Me : 没有。
Caller (heavy china slang) : 比如电视？
Me : 没电视，我住树上。
Caller (heavy china slang) : 那有用电话吗？
Me : 没有啊！我很穷的。
Caller (heavy china slang) : (still continue with his question bla bla bla, i am very annoying at that moment already)那请问您叫什么名？
Me : 姓神啊！
Caller (heavy china slang) : 什么什么啊？如何写？
Me : 神啦！
Caller (heavy china slang) : 是沈还是？您的全名是？
Me : 我姓神，叫神经病啦！
Then HANG UP!
That’s the funniest answer I ever gave, hahaha.
HAHHAHAH omg you are so cool. I also get those kinda call a lot, damn annoying!!! Normally i will say i’m in the toilet shitting please call back later then never pick up again.
We used to do this prank calls to other friends back in the days that goes
Me: “hello I am durian, may I speak to coconut please?”
Answer: “er…. ”
it was classic!
Then this one time we dialed the number and gave to A, it was his turn.
A: “hello I am banana, may I speak to rambutan please?”
A turned pale and quickly hung up
He realized we’ve dialed his house number and he was talking to his dad.
HAHHAHAH what turf. Why you all so funny one
KY: Hahahahahahahahahaha…then did A’s dad know is A?
cheesie: Or that type of no. which you can’t trace called you and said they are from which card company bla bla bla, will give you discount cards, when I told them I don’t need it, the guy replied – Kalau kamu tidak mahu, ini bermakna kamu BODOH! Then hang up…凸!!!(*o*)凸…
HAHHAHAH why the emo so cute one!!! 凸(*o*)凸… toot toot!
I think luckily the dad didn’t know. HEhehe, it was classic! 😀
凸(*o*)凸 my current fav. It’s a visual pun!!! 😀 😀
haha, cheesie, that 凸 is from 凹凸 （凹=in, 凸=out）
I got that before… she asked if i can speak mandarin, i just cut short and said “no” in mandarin and hung up.
I like the part where you mentioned when you were little, you used to toy around with the phone and dail random numbers , hoping to engage in a conversation.
For seme reasons, I kinda know how that feels too. Very well infact. The thrills and the addiction to it, the smoothness and the fluency of the flow, the exciting prospect of being likely to talk to all kinds of people of different races, ages and creed.
Oh man. Those where the days, my friend.
I thought they’ll never end.. la la lala
LOL thats supposed to be part of a song, if you get what i mean. Sorry, this is getting too long lol.
I just realised, the Jordan above is the sole representative of the Singapore flag icon, the rest being mostly Malaysian. Don’t get it wrong, Imma malaysian too, just partially misrepresented. hahaha
why lah of all names Ching go and choose Ho Chi Minh’s name?
one of my favourite pastimes. LOL! my friend and i would randomly pick a number from each other’s phone and dial it on our own mobiles and the conversation will be something like this:-
me: hello? is this mcd? i would like to make an order.
person ? : er.. hello. who is this?
me : i would like a pepperoni pizza frm pizza hut and a –
person ? : i’m not mcd or pizza hut or whatever! *getting pissed* ( some would go with the flow)
me : thanks, my address is no. 012, JLN 12 Tmn flush , toilet 23445 ampang, selangor. if you can’t find my house.. erm go around and look for a house with lots of white cloths hanging around. ( said real fast)
person ? : what are you talking about?? i’m gonna hang up!
me : wait! – then u walk to the coffin there and i will pop up and say peek-a-boo!
person ? : wth? * hangs up*
then we will LOL like mad. there’s even a guy who called bak and said they’re closing. no more food is left. haha
this thing happened to me when i was back in form1. in this particular evening, my parents weren’t at home. a lady called up and asked if anyone’s at home. i said no. then she told me that my parents got into an accident. I WAS SHOCK! i nearly burst into tears. then, she told me that my dad’s condition was pretty serious and he needs immediate treatment. i asked her what should i do? (she told me that she is a doctor from GH and even gave me the GH’s number)
her : now listen to me. take your hand, slide down your pants and breath loadly.
the time i was pretty innocent (LOL!), doesnt know what’s going on. afterall, i was in the state of shock after hearing she said my dad was in serious condition.
her : breath louder. the computer system could detect. it could help your dad. do u huv any pillows? get the pillows and lie on it then try on “ahhh” abit louder.
of course i did what she said!
her : now do it for 5minutes, i wont hang up. remember. u’re saving your dad ookay.
me : ooooohhkaayy. *continue to do what she said*
the next thing i know is, the phone hanged up. i called my dad after that and suprisingly he and my mom was not in any accident. i cried and cried like a baby. so later on my dad asked my aunt to come over to watch me out. LOL! i guess all she want is sex?
not sure if it’s funny for u not.
it’s one of my guy schoolmate did it n its his story actuali.
he went to a public phone n simply press random number n an indian guy answered
(conversation in malay)
Fren: helo who’s this? [siapa lu?]
indian: who’re u? [u siapa?]
fren: (rude) i asking who’re u?! [i tanya siapa lu?!]
indian: who’re u looking for? [u cari siapa?]
fren: wat! !@#$%^&$%^& (rude rojak f words) u! [apa! !@#$%^&$%^& ]
indian: crazy u! #$%^& (fight back with rojak f words) [u gila! #$%^& ]
fren: @#$%^&* (very rude f words) *hang up* [@#$%^&*]
lol. its 8 yrs ago back then
This happened about 10yrs back. It is actually a wrong call from someone and we pranked her.
If I remember correctly, it goes like this.
Lady: Hello, is this Blah-Blah-Blah workshop?
My Friend: May I know who am I speaking to?
Lady: Remember last week? The one from Melaka who sent you her car for service? Is my car ready yet? When can I come to KL to pick up my car?
My Friend: Sorry, too many cars to work at, can I know your car lumber?
Lady: Its MXX XXXX.
My Friend: Wait ar. (Then he mutes the phone)
My Friend: Ya, your car is ready, you can come tomorrow.
Lady: Ok, Thanks. (And Hangs Up)
We proceed to buy 4D on the lady’s car. That poor lady must have come to KL the next day and found out that her car was actually not ready and probably argued with the workshop.
Don’t know if this will top some of the good stuff here. But it’s pretty darn funny!
Check out my friend’s video:
The BEST prank ever!
This happened ard 9 yrs ago. Me n my frenz were gatherin ard a fone, making prank calls by dialling ppl’s numbers randomly.So wat happened was tt we would take turns to call diff numbers n ask for ‘uncle ah lim’ or sumthn lyk tt. We received the expected ‘wrong number’ as replies until finally, one of the receiver replied sumthn lyk ‘Uncle ah lim not in.Call back later’.lol
Another eg occured ard 5 yrs ago. We were calling random ppl fr my hp contact list, n this is how it went for 1 of the prank calls(speaker mode)…
Prankster: Hi this is bla bla bla fr bla bla bla chicken farm.Your eggs r now ready for collection.
Receiver: Huh?I tink u dialled the wrong number
Prankster and ple in bkgrd: – pokpokkeh(X10)–>weird chicken noises-
I tink its not v funny fr the way i’m describin it but we were lyk rollin on the grounds luffin wif tears in our eyes at tt time.classic memories lol
When I was 6, I got ready to go see an uncle (back when you’re that age any small event makes u excited). At the very last minute, my mom told me the plan was cancelled. Of cuz i merajuk la. I got all pissy and bratty and whined and whined trying to get my way but to no avail. When I knew I wasn’t able to see him at all I practically lost it.
I went to the telephone, randomly hit 7 numbers (yeah before the 8 number change) and waited.
Me: Hi *sobbing* Can I speak to you daddy please?
Girl: You hold on ah….daddyyyyy!
Man:Hello? Who is this?
Me: My mommy won’t let me come and see you!
Man: Wha?? Wait…Who is this???
Me: *slams down phone*
I did all those knowing perfectly well that:-
A) I was too young to keep track of telephone numbers so I sure know it wasn’t my uncle(nvr used the telephone)
B) He doesn’t have a daugther.
Wth! Now that I look back I can’t believe I did that back at my innocent age! My parents didn’t know about that call and I kept worrying if the guy was gonna call the police and catch me the next day. Haa.
This is not exactly funny material but so wtf! 6 years old and so mischevious!
I used to get all sorts of call from people I don’t even know probably cause they got my number from my other girl friends.
There’s one I can remember very clearly, even till now. There’s two guys I think who called.
A: Hi. You are Ping Ping right?
Me: Ya. Who is this?
A: I am xxx’s friend. Can we be friends?
Me: Oh, er, okay. How did you get my number?
A: From a friend.
Me: Which friend?
A: I cannot tell you, he/she will be angry at me.
Me: Har? (passes my phone to my sister)
Sis: Who is this? Want to get to know my sister ar?
A: Huh? Er….ya…
Sis: Who are you? What’s your name, age? Which school you from?
A: Ah?? Er… *toot toot toot toot* (HE MADE THE SOUND HIMSELF) Eh, phone no more money (public phone), I’ll call back later. Bye
Sis: *Toot toot toot toot* (My sis made the sound herself too to imitate him) Mine also no more money. (HE CALLED OUR HOUSE, HOW CAN WE RUN OUT OF CREDIT?) Bye.
And since then, no more calls from him. I just can’t believe he actually made that *toot toot* sound himself and expect us to believe he run out of money lor. T.T
This was the prank call we did on our dear friend late night =D!!
We really LOL-ed for a very very very long time
I’m from SG so I’m not really taking part in the competition, but I’m dying to share this.
In primary 5 or 6 me and my friend used to like sit at the community centre and do homework(really!) and then one day we got bored.
(Called the most act-cool guy in the school through the public phone and using a pretty darn strong Indian accent)
Me: Exxkyoozz meh. I am calling from KFC Delivery. We are feenger leecking goooood.
Him: Ya, what.
Me: I think you ordered chicken boobs and we are ready to pass you the order. Could you pass us your address please?
Him: What? No! What? *says something my mind couldn’t comprehend*
Me: Excuse meh sir, your crispy chicken boobs are getting cold.
Him: WHAT BOOBS?
*suddenly his mother starts shouting about why he is talking about boobs*
*i start laughing already, very hard to tahan okay*
Me: Actually yeah, your chicken boobs have been waiting long time. You have to take it now.
Him: OH I KNOW ALREADY.
Me: Yes, sir, your chicken boobs are waiting, glad you know.
Him: NO LA I KNOW THIS IS A PRANK CALL ALREADY.
And like you I was ROFL-ing all over the floor, but this time its the community centre floor damn dirty la. Dumb people are damn fascinating one.
I like the missed call tactic!
Ok…I begin making prank calls now….
People used to call our old housephone no. your usual sales crap. When I used to answer the phone, always is your mum there or your dad there. One time my dad answered and they asked is your mum there? he answered no, she’s dead 😛 Gave the caller a real shock apparently!
lol i did that too ! prank calls ^__^
just simple prank but so damn funny lol … why i never do that again now mmm i wonder
age thing -___-
Don’t really have a story to share… but this is one of my favourite “prank call recordings”
The prank calls I make are usually done at about 3 AM in the morning while drunk. We usually have a good laugh, but I’m not so sure the recipient enjoyed the hilarity as much as we did though.
I think FA complained about that once, like 4-5 years ago?
I had 2 prank calls before. One of the weirdest and the funniest is this girl who kinda prank call me during my college last year but this girl failed to achieve her goal. As a victim I myself find it funny. This was roughly how it was.
girl(stranger): Hie, may I speak to tai chong yang (me)
JT : Speaking..
girl(stranger): Are you the guy who always sits in the DG lab the whole afternoon today (college)
JT : ….. today’s Sunday.
girl(stranger) : Oh….I meant during the weekdays
Jt : Which day would that be?
girl(stranger) : don’t lar so specific..
JT : ofcourse must be specific la, I’m only at DG lab on teusday.
girl(stranger) : oh oh! that’s the day!
JT : …………
girl(stranger) : anyway, when I saw you… you were kinda cute drawing on the light box
JT : …..I was tracing, that’s cute?why cute?who are you?
girl(stranger) : you’re just cute la, dun ask so many questions!
JT : …..*this is an obvious prank call*
girl(stranger) : why so quiet?
JT : I’m getting punk’d ,right? -___-
girl(stranger) : hah?
JT : Albert ask you to call me right?
girl(stranger): who’s albert la? Your bf mehh….
JT : *wtfomg* ….he’s the guy I’ll kill if he is behind all this
girl(stranger): not himla, dun be so violent la. U bad boy ar? very hot lehhh…
JT : errrr… ok.
goes on for about 10min
girl(stranger): so I just want to tell you that lorr.
JT : Hey, what are you wearing?
girl(stranger): hah?? (she sounded really shocked, and voice very familiar) why you want to know??
JT : Can I guess?
JT : You’re wearing a dark green tube with a small white jacket and a blue tight jeans…
girl(stranger): hah….what?how you know?
JT : Because you’re at the entrance of pyramid with a tall friend which I’m looking at both you from beside the receptionist…
She look behind and it was so darn funny and coincidence. She’s a junior in my college. Apparently she spotted me at the digi centre and try to prank call me. Her voice very familiar because it was very anime kiddy type of voice. But her clothing attire was a wild guess to see whether it was her, but when she turned around I burst to laughter. She wanted to prank call me using her friend’s phone but failed because it took so long.
I just asked Chee Minh and he told me that day he was stoned! Didn’t know what happened…
Oh yeah, he told me that you’ve mistaken lah…Ching used your mobile phone to call him, not her own.
BTW: U dunno me, i am a regular reader and Chee Minh is a friend of mine…Didn’t know you guys knew each other until this entry…heheh..
JK: i just only came back from lunch with him. 🙂
Yes JK! And Keju its ChEE Minh. Not ChI Minh. hehe 🙂 Lunch again soon ms. prankster!
My friends and I attended a retreat and we girls decided to pull 3 pranks on the boys. Our first prank succeeded but our second prank failed with a twist in it and the third one was to prank call them at 2-3am in the morning offering MY service. I was supposed to pretend to be a prostitute and change my voice as sultry as possible. Our plan failed because their phone was engaged and we assumed that they didn’t put their phone back properly.
We decided to do it in the morning but changed our plan. Instead of pretending to be a prostitute we chose to be a secret admirer instead because it’s not logical for a prostitute to offer their services at 8am in the morning. My friends and I were actually aiming at one particular guy and here is how it went.
Me (Using my sexy voice): Hello.. can I speak to O?
Y: Who’s this?
Me (Using my sexy voice): I’m Lala..
(Y left and called O to the phone.)
Me (Using my sexy voice): Hey, I’m your secret admirer wanna meet up?
O: Who’s this?!!
Me (Using my sexy voice): Lala..
Me (Using my sexy voice): Hello? Hello? Hello?
Me (Using my sexy voice): Hello? Hello? Hello?
I hung up the phone after the long pause. I assumed that he had an aftershock. Few weeks later, I called the guy again using my phone because he’s the only that doesn’t have my number.
Me (Using my sexy voice): Hey.. gorgeous..
(I hung up immediately)
Bear in mind that I appeared to be a quiet and shy person to him and here am I prank calling him, scaring him to death. He found out it was me eventually and got mad. But it was fun.
@ Hawk, thanks for the link…nice one, love it already!
well my name is jefferson and i go to night school on mondays and wensday cuz my day school doesn`t have a language class and well this is what happened i was in my spanish class this wensday and i got the weirdest text messege saying:
girl: hi is this jefferson?,
me: yes who is this?,
girl: your baby,
me: what do u mean baby?,
girl(in spanish now):your girlfriend,
me: ok?, girl(back to english): don`t tell me you don`t remeber your girlfriend,
me: ofcoarse i didn`t whats your name by the way?
girl: you should remeber my name
me: oh yeah thats true
girl: do you love me?
(i didn`t know what to do and i was freaked cuz i did`t know what to do so i played along)
me: yes i love you
girl(in spanish)awwww how cute
(i had 30 minutes left before it was time to go so i told the girl)
me: can i call you in 30 minutes?( i said that because i wanted to know who she was)
girl: sure u can call but i got to charge my phone because it died and im texting you with my friend`s phone
(i told her)me: whats your number again so i can call you
girl: you should know my number by memory by now so don`t text back p.s. i can`t wait to listen to your sexy voice.
(i was so freaked out because i didn`t know who she was and im not even sure if it was girl because we were texting so i couldn`t tell after that moment i never heard from the person again) this is a true story and well i hope i win the contest even though i live in the unted states(miami florida)
hahaha, so fanny, who won then?
Who is the winner? I did not get any email or stuff so I din win but I am curious who won.
ya me too curious, haha
Thank you everyone for sharing your stories. And very sorry for the delay. I’m gonna announce the winners of this little contest and unfortunately only those residing in Malaysia is eligible to join even though i like most of your stories. Especially pink, Lyn, Jefferson… sorry! >_< The winners are: 1. Ann Nie 2. CWTY 3. Ping Ping 4. Abby 5. Johnny Tai Congratulations! People from Nuffnang will contact you shortly for the prize collection. 🙂 Cheesie
Hmm…when are they contacting? Cuz till now I still haven’t receive any word from them.
Hi, did Nuffnang ppl contact you guys?
I haven’t receive any from them so far.
I talked to them and this is who you should contact:
OMD Media Agency of the Year 2006 – MEDIA
Most Awarded Media Agency in Asia Pacific
Level 3, Tower C, Uptown 5,
No 5, Jalan SS21/39, Damansara Uptown
47400 Petaling Jaya,
Selangor D.E., Malaysia
tel.: (603) 7660 9999 ext. 135
Please collect the prize before 31st March.
cheesie, I am from Kuching, Sarawak, sob…sob…sob…
perhaps can you give me email of Isabella Wee, will email her and see how it goes…
That’s all the info i was given thou. DO you mind calling her?
I got pranked called instead =[ by an indian guy,
one time i didnt know it was him (he changed number)
and cause my phone is on prepaid, and cause he spammed my phone like 8 times.
i thought its an emergency..and i did something stupid =[
lets just say he has my house number now and every now and then, he will suddenly spam call my house phone. i threatened to call the police and he stopped 😀 Muahahahahhaha
it’s just easier to use automated prank calls : https://myphonerobot.com