Best Dish Award
These are the award winning dishes from Lao Beijing Restaurant, Shanghai, by Cheeserland.com
Most Comfortable Dish Award
This is our favorite Ku Low Yok. Apparently it gets better treatment in Shanghai and lives a more comfortable life.
Most Fashionable Dish Award
Apparently that’s the latest trend of the Yankees. Mangos, Strawberries and Cherries hanging off of their crotch.
Most Dubious Dish Award
I am sure even the chef doesn’t know what this is. I think, i suspect… it is maybe, perhaps, imaginably, it could possibly be, say, a red veggie, such as capsicum. Then again i’m just guessing.
Most Atrocious Dish Award
You think an ambiguous dish is bad? There’s worse.
Mostest Atrociousest Dish Award
Just when you think it can’t get any worse, please remind yourself that it is China. Anything is possible.
Counterfeit is inevitable.
Most Ferocious Seafood Award
Do you know what is the fiercest creature in the sea? There seems to be a tie between two creatures.
Winner 1
Sharkfin. Constantly hunting for its meal.
Winner 2
Most Spineless (not in its original sense) Seafood Award
Worrying of falling prey to Sharkfin and Abalone, the timid and fearful cod near the river bank dishes away.
Hottest Dish Award
2nd Runner Up
Awwww. So looks like the victim got cod by the ferocious creatures anyway. Ok bad pun.
1st Runner-up
It’s Iron Hot!!!
Winner
Flaming hot. What can i say.
Most Advanturous Dish Award
I mean, bravo. Just look at the red creatures would you? They are trying gingerly (pun optional) to pry open the beans. Exploring the foreign goodness. I admire that.
Shopaholic Dish Award
“Hello Ms Kim, the total of the bill for the Tanggui is RMB12,000. May i please have your signature here?”
Most Heroic Animal Award
Goes to the Mutton. Must be an Aries. Great leadership quality. “Just count on me, mate!!” Bahhhh.
Most Defeated Animal Award
Poor Cowboy. He must have been beaten up hard in a fight. Possibly by some gallant goat who took the lead.
Most Scandalous Dish Award
2nd Runner-up
Ooooh i spotted an office affair. Die la the boss flirting with the PA.
1st Runner-up
It also involves celebrity Miss Liang with a famous footballer Mr Pi. They claimed, however, that nothing happened between them and that they are just platonic “goodfriends”.
Winner
And i also witnessed some rubbing and then erm… juice, and there was also swallowing involved. Live action. This time it involves a government official. I don’t need to stress how scandalous it is.
Most Nonchalant Dish Award
The representatives of the supreme council (Don Sydney and Don Papaya), while refusing to comment, have made their stance to stay away and disassociate themselves from the scandal.
Most Intense Bickering Award
Part 1
Oooh and i discovered a royal dispute. Looks like the princess really has to sort out some issues with her mother in law.
Part 2
The fight had gotten totally out of hand, thus King Neptune decided to resort to extreme measures.
Blandest Dish Award
Not only it tastes monotonously flat and flavorless. It has no aftertaste whatsoever. Guaranteed. Just plain. Dull.
Most Promising Dish
It is bland, for now. But spice-adding is in the process. You just wait. You just wait.
Last but not cheese,
Most Criminal Dish Award
2nd Runner Up
It’s a trick as old as time. Dirty, dirty dumpling politics.
Justice Dish Award
And then they all go to dumpling’s court for hearing.
Most Criminal Dish Award
First Runner up
Simply savage. How dare they endanger the lives of thousands of innocent tiny citizens!
Most Efficient Award
Luckily, they have a brilliant fire brigade equipped with really expensive gears and solutions. Hot and yummy too.
Most Criminal Dish Award
WINNER
Kinky. O.o
END.
Hope you enjoyed the show.
