Oli blogged about this before. But i’m just gonna pretend he didn’t and go on telling you how amazing this restaurant is. I begged him to bring me there.
Must dress nicely.
Now this is a special blog entry. I am not here to tell you how great the food is (it was great), but its menu has the most amazing variety of dishes i have ever seen in my entire life. And i really wanna show you what they serve in this restaurant.
Let’s get started shall we.
First of all, this restaurant is called Lao Beijing, literally means Old Beijing.
I would say that this is their signature dish. Since they insist the city is really big and old la.
And then we have some really exotic food.
Acrotic Shellfish Sashimi. I hope they didn’t mistype Erotic.
And some really ordinary food like assorted cucanber and carrot and etc.
Are they saying Australians all have an alcohol problem?
Do you see the sign of a beautiful aroma from this dish?
This restaurant is also famous for duck. I mean dook.
Yea they made it very clear that the duck was not erm… pure bred. It is perhaps a hybrid of duck and goose. That’s why it is called dook.
Another dook dish.
Yea! Mixed Blood! YAY!
For people who are full of themselves.
Wipe dry, baby, wipe dry.
The restaurant is also infant-friendly.
And serve food that is packed with nutrients.
While serving an array of world delicacies, the restaurant is also very down to earth and humble. They remember some people in China are very poor.
The seniors work really hard.
Sometimes, the weather is less than perfect.
During winter, they just have to make do lo.
During drought they only have dried food to eat. But it is fresh nontheless.
After the dry food you might want something erm… moisturizing (Ok la i checked Hydrangea is a kind of flower.)
They live a hard life and it was reflected on their crops.
In order to protect their poultry, sometimes they even had to eat fowl food (pun optional). Like corn and… chicken feathers.
And when they really really run out of food and is starving to the brink of death….
There’s a part two, where it’s an Award entry. I found the dishes so brilliant i have decided to give out awards.
hahahahah~ best engrish i’ve seen~!!! 8D
Oh my cod…you found more than me!
*R* where’s my beautiful face banner
what! Oli I wants a banners too *pinches ears*
Hahaha, very funny post.
Whoa! their menu book is so THICK!
So many dishes for you to try ! 🙂
OMG delicious but the color looks so spicy..
the fish dish? it was ma la, not extremely spicy, but numb your tongue.
LOL it’s ridiculous, and why did u have so much time to go over the whole menu!
because iti s blog gold!!!!!!!!!!!111111
Because she completely….and I mean COMPLETELY ignored her devastatingly handsome and intelligent companion for 40 minutes…
oops i did it again.
wow, great humor book!!! ….with lotsa colorful food photos..
yea this is possibly the finniest book i have ever read in my life. Put Nick Hornby to shame.
Epic Fail, they can make a whole page on Engrish.com just for this restaurant.
haha, got more ok!
Hilarious translations.. What did you had in the end?
had the mala fish and dook. Very nice. 🙂
Is Couple Lung Slice made of human lungs -_-”
阿婆 is Grandpa? Sex change at 70yo?
Nice ones. Thanks for lighten up my day ^^
i was wondering too… how the hell “ah po” is being translated into grandpa…
hhahha i dunno man. seriously.
lol… all hail the almighty noob shit translator~
but then actually does the food taste good??
YES!! Very good. And affordable!
I’ve eaten some of those dishes in China. Haha. And some shops have signboards with hilarious “english’.
How did u manage to lose so much weight? you look really thinner especially in the first picture?
erm. that was like, 3 months ago. i gained back some weight liao!
they must have used some online translator or something @@
just doesnt make sense. online translators are better than that!
Roast dook looks so like char siewwwwww:)
where got!!! its very dooky ok!
Never had duck, does it taste like chicken? It is greasy or tough?
Wow! It looks really good!!
Unfortunately, I’m far, far away! I just can taste it with my eyes! Lol 🙂
how are you ms. cheesie?
cute and unique blog! a must seen!
wishing to have as wonderful blog like this. it inspires me =)