Do you know what is the hottest thing in Disney Sea nao?

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#1

It is the Volcano because everything else is so bloody cold in winter!

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No la. I can’t believe i’m this lame. What turf. -_-

#2

IT IS THIS BLOODY THING CALLED DUFFY!

Every single human being in Disney Sea was carrying one. At first i was like, hey why is Disney Sea infested with this ugly bear thing? Is this a free gift? How come everyone has one! WHERE CAN I GET IT!

Then after that i thought it was some lousy prize you win when you play games. (There’s this game station in Arabian Coast, when you win you get an original Arabian Stitch soft toy. When you lose you get some lousy pins. I played twice and i got two lousy pins. FML).

After that, more ugly bear passed us by, all in different sizes and even outfits. TK and i cannot tahan liao, so we decided to find out what turf is going on.

We asked a Disney staff.

She said, “Oh no, it’s not given out. You have to buy it. Yea it’s really popular nao! Everyone wants to have one”

What turf. Why everyone wants the ugly bear! I haven’t heard or seen anything about it one why!!! Which cartoon/animation!!! Cheat One

Curiosity got the better of us. And that’s how we fell into the whole Duffy spell. (Note that’s how Disney cheat people. I must learn from them and improve my Cheat One skill. )

We went to the Duffy store.

And GUESS WHAT!

#3

IT IS INFESTED WITH DUFFY-POISONED HUMANS.

And there was a long queue outside the store.

YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO QUEUE UP JUST TO HAVE A LOOK AT THE UGLY BEAR!

WTF is wrong with you people!!!!!!

And to my utter disbelief, TK and i ACTUALLY bothered to go into the shop. (Ok la, in my defense, we went to the toilet and when we came out the queue disappeared so i said, ok la, why not we just pop in and see what’s so interesting. FML)

#4

Apparently.

This supposedly “ugly” thing, by my (previous) standard, has a story behind it.

#5

In short, Duffy is a bear Minnie hand-made herself to give to Mickey when he has to go sailing for a long long time (oh i didn’t know they are doing LDR, FTL), so that Mickey will not be lonely when he is away.

Okay.

Ok.

k.

I actually awwwed at the story.

(And i’m ashamed to say, i almost cried).

(You know how LDRs are like!!!!!!!!!)

And suddenly, (i must bold on the word suddenly), Duffy is like the cutest thing in the world.

Why did i even think it is ugly?

WTF IS WRONG WITH ME!!!!

Everyone in the shop was panicking and in a hurry and all, because some of the merchandise were running out of stock. The staff were running around carrying boxes of the brown fluffy thingie and refilling the shelves.

#6

I CAN HAS DUFFY!

This particular bear costs 3800 Yen.  (RM140)

#7

(I look horrible cuz i had been walking for 14 hours straight non-stop in Sea and couldn’t be bothered o touch up make up)

And this is my FAV Duffy. It’s like 2,600 Yen.

SO DAMN CUTE NO????

I thought and thought and thought, in the end i left the store empty handed and bewildered.

I didn’t buy it because it is too stupidly expensive. And i was so amazed at how Disney manages to cheat us gullible human again and again and again by just coming out with something fluffy and a short cheesy story.

FOL max.

And then.

#8

On the way home, i spotted so many Duffies. (Duffys?) FML.

#9

FML2

#10

FML3

#11

FML456.

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Why didn’t i buy it. WHY!!!!!!!!!

I know it’s all a con job, Cheat One. But for once i wanna be cheated.

Is anyone going to Disney Sea soon?

Can get one for me anot.

Onegaishimasu T_T

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