Had so much fun in Shanghai! And don’t think i’ve partied so much in my entire life!

Hennessy Artistry’s Press Conference:

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Top: Liz Lisa Dolman Knit. Bottom: Liz Lisa Corduroy shorts.

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This is a comparison between the real mermaid hair (on the right) and Cheat One™ Mermaid Hair (on left). I’d like to announce that i love my Mermaid Hair!!! It’s really so convenient i don’t need to bring curler when i go traveling anymore and the volume is like whooooooosh. 😀

Just one problem. Somehow perming it makes the color lighter so nao i have horrible pudding hair (two-toned hair due to black roots). I have PSed the above picture to illustrate how it would look un-pudding like. But i can’t PS the rest of the 800 pictures. So yea just pretend my hair is always perfect thx.

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Pudding hair.

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Downing Hennessy cocktails with Helen!

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And they served this Chocolate ball thingie it’s crisp choco coat on the outside and oozing milking filling inside on a stick that resembles Pocky which is edible wtf!!! It was omfg yummy!  Everyone ate at least 30 of those. (By 30 i mean about 5).

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And this foie gras pate almond puff thingie, which was weird because it’s sweet ouside and savory inside wtf. And i made a fool out of myself by chewing on the white plastic stick thing cuz i thought it was Pocky also T___T

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Press con.

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All the performing artistes received an instrument of Hennesy’s choice. While other people got like, a tribal drum from Africa and a Keytar (a keyboard+guitar in one), Seo In Young got the most boring one FHL.

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Nah here’s a pic for all her fans.

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COMES THE BIG NIGHT!

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Event was held in the World Expo place. I invited Oli and his haosmate Oytun to come for the party and they were like, is it held in the UFO looking building? And i was like, dude, ALL the buildings in Shanghai are UFO looking. It is true. Even the lamp posts. And some citizens.

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At dinner place. This picture happened because there happened to be a mirror inside the restaurant we went to.

Dress from Spiral Girl.

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This picture happened because there happened to be a mirror outside the gents. Yeap.

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The Hennessy Entourage we got VVIP tickets lansi max.

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Walking on VVIP red carpet happy max.

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With MTV VJ Holly G and Helen.

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Some Chinese celebrity with a… im-not-sure-what-to-call-it-dress. let’s call it the Boob Flower Dress. I dunno. I think it is in season nao.

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And the night started with the live-cubicle giant screen thing. Quite brilliant!

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Sorry camwhore break.

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With Alex poser.

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With Jason. Most of the pictures here belongs to his bigass cam haha. Thanks alot Jason!

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I hate Holly she is the type who looks effortlessly pretty without much make up and her nose is super nais.

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New Age artiste Sa Ding Ding.

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Guess who’s standing behind me on stage!!!!!!!

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What did i say? BOOB-FLOWER DRESS!

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Duet with Sa Ding Ding. She has a super voice and Seo In Young has super boobs. And legs.

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Ciara has super abs. T_____T And Super ass.

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Harlem Yu  has super… nvm.

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lol show off.

OK END!

It was a great night we had fun (insert 30 other cliches) thank you Hennessy!

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Who would have guessed we would see Ciara again. IN OUR HOTEL LOBBY. Woohoo paparazzi much.

Last but not cheese, IN YOUR FACE, AGAIN.

Honestly, i didn’t even know who she was until i saw the comments you guys left.

*dodges bullets of hatred and jealousy*

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