Dear Readers,

First of all you are advised not to read this post because it is infected. And clearly this is a sponsored post. An infected sponsored post, that is. So unless you close this page now, and never come back again, the infection is going to happen.  ))K((

It would be great if we could stop writing this blog post to save you all the trouble, but it wouldn’t be as great as writing this blog post and not save you all the trouble, since this blog is clearly infected and this is an reflex action upon infection, which sole purpose is to get this blog post published and infect as many people as it can. ))K((

Already over 1million people have been infected by this virus. ))K((

YOU ARE NEXT.

DING, BOMM, FREN and POPP are going to become part of your daily lives. KOINZ are going to make your world turn. Since there’s no way you can escape this infection, you may want to invest in a pair of cool shades. ))K((

(featuring our latest infected victim, CH33Si3.)

That looks like this.

Once you take the shades off, you can do this to scare the day light out of your friends and infect them at the same time. To double the exciting effect, do it on a Friday night. Fun fun fun fun. ))K((

Congratulations. ))K((

Nao you are infected. ))K((

You will now click on this website: www.kolony.com.my and join millions of others who are infected. We mean, if you can’t beat them, join them. Sort of like what you will do when zombie apocalypse happens. Unless you want to be #foreveralone. Or kill yourself before a zombie chews your arm off. ))K((

To get started with your newly incorrigible infected life, just send KOLONY <your preferred nickname> to 25333. (You just need to have an Xpax, U.O.X., S.O.X. or Celcom mobile number to join.)

After you get your nickname, check out some of the ways you can socialize on Kolony with your other infected friends:

  • DING – Ding your buddies and leave them a message to cheer them up.
  • BOMM – Have an update to share? BOMM it away to all your FRENs!
  • FREN – FREN for life? Make as many as you can in Kolony!
  • POPP – Get to comment on what your buddies say!


If you are lost in Kolony, just send KHELP to 25333 to get a full list of keywords that you can use to explore the rest of the world of Kolony. ))K((

You will need KOINZ to perform the activities mentioned above in Kolony. You just need to make calls on the all NEW XPAX PLAN. Every single call you make on the NEW XPAX PLAN will earn you FREE KOINZ that you can use to stay infected in Kolony. ))K((

  • 1st – 5th calls made in a day = FREE 10 KOINZ per call
  • 6th & more calls made in a day = FREE 20 KOINZ per call
  • The FREE KOINZ will be granted the next day.
  • Alternatively, you can also purchase KOINZ to enjoy KOLONY services: RM0.30 for 10Koinz, RM1.50 for 50Koinz, RM3 for 100Koinz

With the New Xpax Plan, besides earning FREE KOINZ for you to stay infected on Kolony, you get enjoy super awesome LOW RATES too. ))K((

Have fun getting infected and infecting your friends and social network. ))K((

Yours virusly,

))K((


PS: This is an infection generated blog post, please do not response to CH33Si3, as she is not the one who wrote this blog post. We have no idea where she wandered off to infect other people. Which we are kind of proud of. Anyway, to contact us, please come to the infected side, Kolony.

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