How i quit being a blogger (but am back now)

September 24, 2012 in Just Punny

You know what’s funny?

When you tell a joke or make a pun about pencils in your dream you’re like Oh My God that will totally make a genius tweet worth 1000 RTs and then I can sell it to comedians and it will be a big hit and go on TV and shit and then you will get so much money just selling puns about pencils before you go back to dream about some other awesome jokes that will make you million dollars. I’m not even kidding,  dream is the best job ever, except that you don’t even have to work because dream DOES the work for you, and i can’t believe i have only discovered it now! Imagine the kind of money i could have made? I am going to quit being a blogger now. It’s nice knowing all of you.

Except when you woke up and you are like, DAFUG, how would anyone in their right mind even think that the joke/pun is even remotely FUNNY? And you proceeded to sigh about how unfair life is and kick dream in the crotch for ruining the dream of your life, which is kind of ironic when you think about it.

So I would like to apologize here for the genius funny tweets worth 1000 RTs that I didn’t have every morning. I’m sorry. And i am back being a blogger instead of working for dream.

Also, i actually tweeted about this so i’m basically just copying all these from my timeline into this blog. BECAUSE I DIDN’T GET THAT 1000 RTs, YOU JERKS. I blame dream. Also  because probably only one and a half people have seen my tweets, so i’m writing it here now. Just in case.

 

 

 

You know what? Let’s start again from the top.

 

You know what is not funny?

DREAM THAT IS NOT FUNNY. That is what not funny. END OF STORY.

Have a good day. And don’t dream.

 

And the only good thing that came out of this whole catastrophe is that i now have a new twitter profile.

 

In conclusion, dream is an asshole.

 

PS: Also, notice the category this post is in? It’s like dream is mocking me. I am going to creat a new one called “Just Not Punny” and fill it with dream-inspired unfunny posts.  You are welcome.

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  1. LOL so the main story of this is that you made a new twitter? I was so confused the whole post! haha But if being able to get rich through a joke about pencils was possib;e. That’d be awesome.

  2. I read but didn’t understand this post at all. So I thought maybe I’m dumb so I asked shorty but she also don’t understand

  3. The punny Cheesie we used to know.

  4. i apologize too cheesie, but i guess that’s why they’re dreams and not reality… all these food pics are making me hungry

  5. sigh. think i’m not punny enough. is this a pun?? are you messing with my head?? what’s happening?!

  6. Sucha punny post, Cheesie! Love it! ^.^

  7. Ah my eyes, cheesie I cannot understand it! >.<

  8. Hi Cheesie, I have no idea what you meant here :D But keep up being you! \o/

  9. Lollz Cheesie~ I’m a bit confused too ^^”” what’s wrong? Keep calm and be strong and Cheesie always k :3

  10. I’m confuse.

    Dream job? :/

  11. what a brain twister @@

  12. wah this is inception.

  13. Errrrr, totally cant get it what are you trying to say.

  14. lol. zen zen wakaranai.

  15. Though i dun really understand what is the post about, but pls dun quit bloggging. you quit blogging d no more fashion post for me to read already! :-))) xx

  16. Though i dun really understand what is the post about, but pls dun quit bloggging. you quit blogging d no more fashion post for me to read already! :-))) xx

  17. i’m totally confused! and just realized that you can add header for twitter after reading this post. so thank you cheesie! lol

  18. i’m totally confused! and just realized that you can add header for twitter after reading this post. so thank you cheesie! lol

  19. PopularManila says:

    Hmm

  20. So what’s the dream about the pencil that is funny? I mean you didn’t tell the story of the pencil dream that you thought is funny. I’ve never had funny dreams though. So at least you have funny dreams..Which is one level higher than I who don’t even dream funnily?hehehe..if that makes you feel better.. =P

  21. So what’s the dream about the pencil that is funny? I mean you didn’t tell the story of the pencil dream that you thought is funny. I’ve never had funny dreams though. So at least you have funny dreams..Which is one level higher than I who don’t even dream funnily?hehehe..if that makes you feel better.. =P

  22. dont und what u blog cheesie :/

  23. dont und what u blog cheesie :/

  24. Yup.Im confused too…

  25. Yup.Im confused too…

  26. So you dreamed about having dreamy dreams and sell them to people who buy dreams. (Y) Dream-ception lolol

    BUT I’M STILL INTERESTED IN THE REMOTELY FUNNY JOKE! CAN POST OR NOT! :D

  27. So you dreamed about having dreamy dreams and sell them to people who buy dreams. (Y) Dream-ception lolol nnBUT I’M STILL INTERESTED IN THE REMOTELY FUNNY JOKE! CAN POST OR NOT! :D

  28. it’s “ 2b” or not “2b” right?

    =P

    xoxo HitomiNeko xoxo
    http://hitomineko-hn.blogspot.com

  29. it’s “ 2b” or not “2b” right? nn=P nnxoxo HitomiNeko xoxonhttp://hitomineko-hn.blogspot.com

  30. Mohd Zaid Othman says:

    Hello. Please follow back. Thanks

  31. funny? :) crack more jokes!

    xoxo,
    FiSh @ ohfishiee.blogspot.com

  32. funny? :) crack more jokes!nnxoxo,nFiSh @ ohfishiee.blogspot.com

  33. This is such a weird & I-can’t-make-sense-out-of-it post!!/:

  34. 不明白。confusing actually… jus randomly guess ah: Is your dream being a model?

  35. lol I love seeing fun posts like this. Like some of your older posts where it’s just about the thoughts (or dreams!) in your head. Like very much, more personal and quirky!!

  36. lol I love seeing fun posts like this. Like some of your older posts where it’s just about the thoughts (or dreams!) in your head. Like very much, more personal and quirky!!

  37. ting tong zzz? ??

  38. ting tong zzz? ??

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