How to make Instagram Popular Page

September 26, 2012 in Just Punny

The answer is

#Macaron.

But not just any macaron. It has to be non-human macaron. Not like i have seen macarons in human shapes, they would have been cute. Or gross. One of those.

But what i mean is, it has to be macaron with no human in it. I don’t mean there are actually macarons made of human, i hope not. In fact i’m not sure why i even have to explain this. My point is, the answer to Instagram popular page is, JUST MACARON.

 

That was what i thought at first.

It didn’t make popular page.

 

 

I also added #asian #blonde and other hashtags. I mean, just in case.

 

And just ONE MINUTE LATER.

 

(It says “Your photo just made the popular page!” in Japanese. In case you want to give me a lecture about being disrespectful to Malaysians again.)

Seven fucking thousand LIKES, you guys. None of my 20,0000 other pictures about my face got even that close.

Thanks for proving me right, you jerks.

 

From now on, i will respect macarons (just like how i should respect Malaysians) and always quote it. In fact, i will make #macaron my fucking life motto.

“Macaron is more important than knowledge.”

“Where there is a macaron, there is a macaron”.

“What goes macaron, comes macaron.”

“Macaron others the way you want to be macaroned.”

“Hakuna Macaron.”

Now you guys know the secret to making Instagram popular page. AND to live a perfect life. You are welcome.

#Macaron.

 

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  1. lololol..
    nice tags!

  2. I guess that hashtag only applies to you. I uploaded a picture of macarons few weeks ago on istagram without any human being in it and I add in the macaron hastag. I got less than 5 likes FML.

  3. TeinNee Chin says:

    Hahaha….macaron macaron macaron…

  4. HAHAHAHAH This is funny!!! And yes, I think it’s only applicable to popular instagrammers kut..hahaha…poor Kris…hehehe…so cute…

  5. I’ll try and see what happens..muahahaha

  6. I macarony cheesed this post.

  7. This is so true! I love to see the picture contains macarons. LOL

  8. When in doubt # macaron. I adore your blog! Love from Texas

  9. Hahahahaa.. Funniest post everr!!! :D :D :D Cheesieroon!

  10. It is the hastag that you’ve added to your instagram. Try put the same hastag for the first picture =)

  11. i just made some passion fruit macarons…i’d probs upload a pic, had they not been to fragile. for whatever reason, the shells didn’t cook very well.

  12. Ahaha funny! :D

  13. This is the funniest post ever in this month! :) You’re so funny! :D

  14. Okay. It’s time for me to buy some macaroons too. Oh, wait. I am using a Nokia E7 that’s running on Symbian Belle, which means I don’t have Instagram. FML!

  15. HAHAHAHAHA HAKUNA MACARON FTW, your too funny

  16. haha those “macaron mottos” made my day xD

  17. HAKUNA MACARON hahahaha! Love your macaron mottos.

    To macaron or not to macaron, that is the question.

  18. HAHAHA oh my goodness I can’t stop laughing! The tags are too damn funny!! Treadmill?? (Er, I mean oh my #macaroon.)

  19. You sound sour.

    -Unhappy macaron.

    Lol.

  20. Your macaron life mottos are hilarious. Made me laugh ahahah :)

  21. guess people love food and colors a lot! what a test!

  22. Just curious, is there any cheese macaron??

  23. long live e macarons! *hails macarons* oh wait, i don’t even fancy macarons that much but.. it makes me popular.. so wth~

  24. I had such a shitty day but this post just made everything better.

    Macarons are the new day makers!

    Thanks Cheesie!

  25. I LOLed at this post!

  26. hahaha I want to try!

  27. I think people just like macarons because they are ungodly expensive…I think they are so gross. Pretty, but gross.

  28. Hakuna Macaron! Haha punny. I love instagram; I’m just too lazy to keep taking pictures of things and posting. Someday I’ll get around to using it more…someday.

  29. Macaron power XD

  30. Macaron power XD

  31. LOL You are hilarious! Loved this little experiment of yours! Many people will try this now I bet x)

  32. THT Christina says:

    LOL You are hilarious! Loved this little experiment of yours! Many people will try this now I bet x)

  33. LOL thanks for the tip. I will def try! . now #macaron will def explode in instagram

    xoxo HitomiNeko xoxo
    http:/hitomineko-hn.blogspot.com

  34. LOL thanks for the tip. I will def try! . now #macaron will def explode in instagramnnxoxo HitomiNeko xoxonhttp:/hitomineko-hn.blogspot.com

  35. hahaha, funny post! and the number of likes still growing!

  36. hahaha, funny post! and the number of likes still growing!

  37. yangbaobei1314 says:

    :D awesome macaron XD

  38. hahaha. that was hilarious! i actually liked both of your #macaron photos on instagram! with or without your face! :))))))

  39. hahaha. that was hilarious! i actually liked both of your #macaron photos on instagram! with or without your face! :))))))

  40. only macaron? you should try with my cutesy sutff next :D

    Latest: Heritage FOOD Trail

  41. only macaron? you should try with my cutesy sutff next :DnnLatest: Heritage FOOD Trail

  42. i guess, you should switch to macaronland.com too, cheesie. and name yourself macarony (not cute, forget abt the name change)

    hahaha. this post gives me all the lol i need for tonight. your hashtags are precious!!!

  43. i guess, you should switch to macaronland.com too, cheesie. and name yourself macarony (not cute, forget abt the name change)nnhahaha. this post gives me all the lol i need for tonight. your hashtags are precious!!!

  44. How does it taste like?!

  45. I can’t stop laughing at this post. I was expecting a cheesie teaching how to take pretty photo.

  46. LOL loved this post! i laughed so hard when I read all the mottos at the end! Especially hakuna macaron. Haha I was imagining Simba and Timon and Pumbaa dancing around juggling macarons. Maybe if you dressed up like a macaron and put your face it would get on the popular page too? LOL

  47. LOL loved this post! i laughed so hard when I read all the mottos at the end! Especially hakuna macaron. Haha I was imagining Simba and Timon and Pumbaa dancing around juggling macarons. Maybe if you dressed up like a macaron and put your face it would get on the popular page too? LOL

  48. #macaron all day, every day.

  49. samuraistripper says:

    #macaron all day, every day.

  50. Oh my macaron!! Lol!

  51. Oh my macaron!! Lol!

  52. hahahaha.. thanks for this post.. It made my day :)

    and yes.. i think this one only apply to famous instragrammers like you :D

  53. Nope, didn’t work for me either. My Macaron post only get 1 like.

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  57. Anushanth says:

    Your post is absolutely great! Your hash tags are really lovable.Look into it I have enjoyed a lot .nnMake Instagram Popular

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