How to make Instagram Popular Page

September 26, 2012 in Just Punny

The answer is

#Macaron.

But not just any macaron. It has to be non-human macaron. Not like i have seen macarons in human shapes, they would have been cute. Or gross. One of those.

But what i mean is, it has to be macaron with no human in it. I don’t mean there are actually macarons made of human, i hope not. In fact i’m not sure why i even have to explain this. My point is, the answer to Instagram popular page is, JUST MACARON.

 

That was what i thought at first.

It didn’t make popular page.

 

 

I also added #asian #blonde and other hashtags. I mean, just in case.

 

And just ONE MINUTE LATER.

 

(It says “Your photo just made the popular page!” in Japanese. In case you want to give me a lecture about being disrespectful to Malaysians again.)

Seven fucking thousand LIKES, you guys. None of my 20,0000 other pictures about my face got even that close.

Thanks for proving me right, you jerks.

 

From now on, i will respect macarons (just like how i should respect Malaysians) and always quote it. In fact, i will make #macaron my fucking life motto.

“Macaron is more important than knowledge.”

“Where there is a macaron, there is a macaron”.

“What goes macaron, comes macaron.”

“Macaron others the way you want to be macaroned.”

“Hakuna Macaron.”

Now you guys know the secret to making Instagram popular page. AND to live a perfect life. You are welcome.

#Macaron.

 

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62 responses to “How to make Instagram Popular Page”

  1. Mia says:

    lololol..
    nice tags!

  2. Kris says:

    I guess that hashtag only applies to you. I uploaded a picture of macarons few weeks ago on istagram without any human being in it and I add in the macaron hastag. I got less than 5 likes FML.

  3. TeinNee Chin says:

    Hahaha….macaron macaron macaron…

  4. Ping Ping says:

    HAHAHAHAH This is funny!!! And yes, I think it’s only applicable to popular instagrammers kut..hahaha…poor Kris…hehehe…so cute…

  5. PuiYi_Lee says:

    I’ll try and see what happens..muahahaha

  6. Chloe Wang says:

    I macarony cheesed this post.

  7. Kharnyee says:

    This is so true! I love to see the picture contains macarons. LOL

  8. amanda says:

    When in doubt # macaron. I adore your blog! Love from Texas

  9. Lisa Juliana says:

    Hahahahaa.. Funniest post everr!!! 😀 😀 😀 Cheesieroon!

  10. Tian Chad says:

    It is the hastag that you’ve added to your instagram. Try put the same hastag for the first picture =)

  11. Jess says:

    i just made some passion fruit macarons…i’d probs upload a pic, had they not been to fragile. for whatever reason, the shells didn’t cook very well.

  12. Alice says:

    Ahaha funny! 😀

  13. Mindy says:

    This is the funniest post ever in this month! 🙂 You’re so funny! 😀

  14. Simon Seow says:

    Okay. It’s time for me to buy some macaroons too. Oh, wait. I am using a Nokia E7 that’s running on Symbian Belle, which means I don’t have Instagram. FML!

  15. Rena says:

    HAHAHAHAHA HAKUNA MACARON FTW, your too funny

  16. yunyun says:

    haha those “macaron mottos” made my day xD

  17. Fiona Chan says:

    HAKUNA MACARON hahahaha! Love your macaron mottos.

    To macaron or not to macaron, that is the question.

  18. pingping7 says:

    HAHAHA oh my goodness I can’t stop laughing! The tags are too damn funny!! Treadmill?? (Er, I mean oh my #macaroon.)

  19. Macaron says:

    You sound sour.

    -Unhappy macaron.

    Lol.

  20. Cynthia says:

    Your macaron life mottos are hilarious. Made me laugh ahahah 🙂

  21. yuhhui says:

    guess people love food and colors a lot! what a test!

  22. seowqj says:

    Just curious, is there any cheese macaron??

  23. ef.ae says:

    long live e macarons! *hails macarons* oh wait, i don’t even fancy macarons that much but.. it makes me popular.. so wth~

  24. Alina says:

    I had such a shitty day but this post just made everything better.

    Macarons are the new day makers!

    Thanks Cheesie!

  25. Pinkystar says:

    I LOLed at this post!

  26. Reneoct says:

    hahaha I want to try!

  27. Courtney says:

    I think people just like macarons because they are ungodly expensive…I think they are so gross. Pretty, but gross.

  28. Twitty says:

    Hakuna Macaron! Haha punny. I love instagram; I’m just too lazy to keep taking pictures of things and posting. Someday I’ll get around to using it more…someday.

  29. Maru says:

    Macaron power XD

  30. Maru says:

    Macaron power XD

  31. LOL You are hilarious! Loved this little experiment of yours! Many people will try this now I bet x)

  32. THT Christina says:

    LOL You are hilarious! Loved this little experiment of yours! Many people will try this now I bet x)

  33. hitomineko says:

    LOL thanks for the tip. I will def try! . now #macaron will def explode in instagram

    xoxo HitomiNeko xoxo
    http:/hitomineko-hn.blogspot.com

  34. hitomineko says:

    LOL thanks for the tip. I will def try! . now #macaron will def explode in instagramnnxoxo HitomiNeko xoxonhttp:/hitomineko-hn.blogspot.com

  35. jay says:

    hahaha, funny post! and the number of likes still growing!

  36. jay says:

    hahaha, funny post! and the number of likes still growing!

  37. yangbaobei1314 says:

    😀 awesome macaron XD

  38. misskatv says:

    hahaha. that was hilarious! i actually liked both of your #macaron photos on instagram! with or without your face! :))))))

  39. misskatv says:

    hahaha. that was hilarious! i actually liked both of your #macaron photos on instagram! with or without your face! :))))))

  40. FiSh says:

    only macaron? you should try with my cutesy sutff next 😀

    Latest: Heritage FOOD Trail

  41. FiSh says:

    only macaron? you should try with my cutesy sutff next :DnnLatest: Heritage FOOD Trail

  42. lilpink says:

    i guess, you should switch to macaronland.com too, cheesie. and name yourself macarony (not cute, forget abt the name change)

    hahaha. this post gives me all the lol i need for tonight. your hashtags are precious!!!

  43. lilpink says:

    i guess, you should switch to macaronland.com too, cheesie. and name yourself macarony (not cute, forget abt the name change)nnhahaha. this post gives me all the lol i need for tonight. your hashtags are precious!!!

  44. Jayme says:

    How does it taste like?!

  45. airmeli says:

    I can’t stop laughing at this post. I was expecting a cheesie teaching how to take pretty photo.

  46. hazel says:

    LOL loved this post! i laughed so hard when I read all the mottos at the end! Especially hakuna macaron. Haha I was imagining Simba and Timon and Pumbaa dancing around juggling macarons. Maybe if you dressed up like a macaron and put your face it would get on the popular page too? LOL

  47. hazel says:

    LOL loved this post! i laughed so hard when I read all the mottos at the end! Especially hakuna macaron. Haha I was imagining Simba and Timon and Pumbaa dancing around juggling macarons. Maybe if you dressed up like a macaron and put your face it would get on the popular page too? LOL

  48. #macaron all day, every day.

  49. samuraistripper says:

    #macaron all day, every day.

  50. Joey Y says:

    Oh my macaron!! Lol!

  51. Joey Y says:

    Oh my macaron!! Lol!

  52. ahlost says:

    hahahaha.. thanks for this post.. It made my day 🙂

    and yes.. i think this one only apply to famous instragrammers like you 😀

  53. LadyG says:

    Nope, didn’t work for me either. My Macaron post only get 1 like.

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  55. william joe says:

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  56. Anushanth says:

    Your post is absolutely great! Your hash tags are really lovable.Look into it I have enjoyed a lot .nnMake Instagram Popular

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