Welcome, Malaysia.

This is a post in response to my previous “Japan, Thank you.” blog post. Sort of.


TBS Japan contacted me some time in August to be in their TV program about traveling. At first i was really suspicious about it because the email sounded super vague and dodgy.

And then during the meeting they said that i would be guest-starring in Akashiya Sanma san’s TV program and i was like, who is that. Then the producer looked at me disgustedly and the danna buried his face in palms.

I know. I don’t blame you either.

Anyway, Akashiya Sanma is only maybe the most famous , successful, talented, richest talent/comedian in the entire Japan. Who also has the longest wikipedia page i’ve ever read.

And my job was to introduce Malaysia. To Sanma san. As his guide.

Guys. All of you who wanted to throw obese virus with smelly fart on this blog for it being too Japoninceptionized, we are considered even now.

Because i just told the entire nation of Japan how fucking awesome our lok-lok is.


(Sorry, i’m not sure if i need to clarify this but i’m not being mean to you, nor imply that only fat people eat lok-lok, nor lok-lok makes people fat. The name of  the lok-lok truck is called “Fat One”, which i also had quite a trouble clarifying to Sanma san.)

Also because TBS’s viewership is probably 7 zombillion higher than my minuscule insignificant blog. Now you practically owe me.


It was a program about “Searching For The Most Desirable City To Live”, so now technically we are cooler than the Japanese. And i’m pretty sure i also just accidentally fulfilled my national duty for the next 30 lifetimes. (If i so luckily am born Malaysian again.)


So the episode was finally on air on 15th December, which i managed to catch since i was in Japan.

Here are some screenshot i took with my phone. At the screen. And is probably the correct definition of “screenshot”.

Sanma San and his sidekicks, Shoji and Jimmy arrived at KLIA.

(Even if you don’t know the other two, i confirm you saw Jimmy before, he is the TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN guy in the famous japanese variety show video)

The first thing they learned was “Bo-re Roko Ri Sini?” (Can i smoke here) lololol


Kuala Lumpur on Japanese national TV.


Jalan Alor.



Meeting the 3 of them at Twin Tower.

The filming was so…. fast i was fucking amazed. I’ve never done anything like this in my entire life. One scene is ONE TAKE, entirely unscripted and impromptu, and it will never take more than 15 minutes. Finished one scene, move on to the next immediately.

The three of them was also freaking funny i don’t know how they pull off so many jokes every single day, one after another. I was laughing more than i talked throughout the filming.

“Cheesie ordered a lok-lok truck and Jimmy was driving it”

“WTF is this.”

Dafug only the Japanese can describe lok-lok until so detailed.

Shoji eating lok-lok kangkung. His comment was “no taste wan.” lolol


Then Chiji also recommended local fruits to the 3 of them.

Dunno who said what , laugh die all of us.

Ranking for Malaysian fruits, Langsat got number one WTF.

Hairy fruit apparently not that desirable.

That’s all!


It was a very very fun filming not to mention the 3 of them was super charismatic i couldn’t believe it was them in real life i was talking to.

I also had my Deepavali hair that time. And it WAS Deepavali that day wtf.

With Japanese interpreter.

And the 3 funny men.

We can now all agree ad conclude that Japan and Malaysia are both fucking awesome countries. Everybody wins.

55 responses to “Welcome, Malaysia.”

  1. JV says:

    Isn’t that guy in red, doing the peace sign in the last photo.. the guy in the 10 10 10 video?nnhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZjqucrnI9w

  2. Cheesie says:

    YES AH!!!!!!!!!

  3. Novian Wibowo says:

    I want to see the whole episode TT

  4. nana says:

    Ya where can watch it??? So proud ^^

  5. tauyanm says:

    the hairy fruit is calleld “rambutan” in Philippines @cheesie! hehe

  6. Anonymous says:

    So wonderful! It will be even better if the “f” word was omitted in this post. Super uncool nowadays to do so.

  7. Cheesie says:

    Thank you!! Even better if you actually have a name. super uncool to comment as anonymous nowadays

  8. Cheesie says:

    Same for us!!

  9. Cheesie says:

    Cannot watch wan 🙁 I got record it but I think I’m not allowed to post it T.T

  10. Cheesie says:


  11. Mizu says:

    did they taste durian too?lolni bet most people did not like that king of fruit…

  12. Anonymous says:

    hahaha, Cheesie, does Anon bothers you ? Oh well, I am terribly sorry. Perhaps we all have to revisit the blog entry on Kempen sopan-santun. *GRIN*

  13. airmeli says:

    Anon shame on u. Whether Cheesie used the f word or not is also none of ur business. Dun like to fuck off.nnCheesie: it was a great blogpost. I love Malaysia Lok Lok. Something that Singapore don’t have.

  14. Lorna says:

    Why are you so friggin gorgeous suddenly? I followed your blog for ages and you get more beautiful by the day. What happen?!

  15. Anivyl says:

    Wahahaha! The whole filming sounds so awesome, I am jealous!

  16. jam says:

    having read yourt blog for years…. i can say that you have certainly aged a lot!

  17. Anonymous says:

    Airmeli, have you read the blogpost on Kempen sopan-santun yet? If not, please take a few minutes to read. Stay calm, don’t take it personally.n

  18. mihoshappylife says:

    Ahh, cool~ I know the guy in the middle of the last picture, he is very famous in Japan 😀 nI can’t wait to go to Kualalumpur in March, I am very excited :DnPS. What was the name of this TV?

  19. jasmine says:

    hahahahhaa tasteless kangkung!! should added some satay gravy *_* yums

  20. Mia says:

    omg! SANMA-SAN!!!!! OMG!!!ni stream his tv show every week nhe’s like one of my fav mc on japanese tv! not to mention he’s considered the “Big 3” MCs of Japannwhat’s the name of this show?

  21. starmist says:

    OHHHHH…. I love them, especially Jimmy-san! Gaki No Tsukai is my favourite variety show and it was because of Jimmy’s TEN TEN TEN clip that I started following them!

  22. Omoshiroiya says:

    Yay! It’s time you introduce Malaysia to them! ^^ Great that you’re not only bringing Japan to us but Malaysia to Japan too! Good job~nnhttp://www.facebook.com/OmoshiroiYa

  23. Diane says:

    LOL! 10 10 10 10 guy.. Love that variety show.. Don’t laugh or something, i think..? haha..

  24. mishberries says:

    Yes, I know that TEN TEN TEN TEN guy! HAHAHAHA, he is so famous okay! LOL. You are so awesome Cheesie and Idk if it’s even or the scale is a bit tip off since you said that show is watched by 7 zombillion people so now, you can post all about Japan as much as you want and we are NOT complaining!!! >D

  25. KY says:

    +1 for this!nnalso i had a friend who’s from Welcome, Minnesota. :/n

  26. whatsupcourtney says:

    I’d like to focus on rambutan and how they’re the most expensive fruit I’ve ever bought (well, that and mangosteen).nnOh, and focus back to you….so pretty, ahhhhhh.

  27. Cheesie says:

    It’s like how raspberries are also the most ex fruits here T_T we all lose T____T

  28. Cheesie says:

    YOU SAY WAN AH hahaha

  29. Cheesie says:

    And silent library. Love all the owarai!!!

  30. Cheesie says:

    I just watched again and really laugh dai me! Jimmy in real life is exactly like that, a bit blur blur wan, he either really lives his character all the time or he is just… Liddat lol.

  31. Cheesie says:

    This is a special program called “sanma San ga honki de asu demo sumitai machi wo sagasu tabi” hahahahahhaah damn long right!!!!!

  32. Cheesie says:

    Ya he say very spicy wtf

  33. mia. says:

    i streamed the show last night, and tbh, i, myself as a malaysian doesnt even know we had a ‘lok lok’ truck that does all that. i was amazed LOL

  34. Cheesie says:

    !!!!!!!! HAO CAN

  35. Cheesie says:

    Btw still can watch?? Is there a link? :O

  36. mishberries says:


  37. mishberries says:

    IMMA GOING TO JAPAN THIS YEAR END, SO I AM WAITING FOR YOUR RECOMMENDATION TO NEW PLACES! I super love Tokyo Sky Tree from your July post and I actually went in October last year! SUPER MAGICAL OKAY, can drop tears of happiness there T_T SO, any more fun places + nomnom food or not!! I got 9 months to plan! HUEAHUEAHU <3 Thank you Cheesie for your love of Japan! <3

  38. Cheesie says:

    Wa so happy for you la!!!! Everyone thinks I crazy overreact tear drop for no reason so paiseh lolol

  39. mishberries says:

    No la! Those beoble too noob! Cannot enjoy the beauty of Japan! Some more got snow and Sakura and omgee Yodobashi and sukiya and and, T_T iPhone 5 cases okay!! WHAT ELSE CAN THEY ASK FOR? QQ Cheesie I have been hunting everywhere for the crystal beads iPhone case after I saw the ones selling in Foruchizu! Even sent my cousin to help me buy from Isetan but those are only for iphone 4/4s. <- First world problems. Don’t have iPhone 5 Crystal casing from Foruchizu QQ When you want to release f

  40. Cheesie says:

    No has oh for now. We will bring in more for 4 though, but we have new designs in 5!!!

  41. mishberries says:

    T_T Okay next time I drop by KL I will definitely camp at Foruchizu! <3<3 TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN! /whiplash

  42. Sue says:

    Your hair super gorgeous here! If it’s not fake, you must teach how to do hair like that! Hahaha

  43. Cheesie says:

    Of course it is real!! 🙂

  44. Saera says:

    Oh my godddd JIMMYYY!! hahaha so lucky of you cheese!!

  45. Satovan says:

    OMG Sanma omg

  46. Emily says:

    Omg! It was Sanma San. He worked with Kimura Takuya a lot.

  47. bunnylysis says:

    uwaaaaa >< I can’t believe you got to film with Sanma >O<!!! I know someone’s asked this already but is there anywhere at all where we can watch the episode? >__<???

  48. Tracy Dizon says:

    Hi Jane! Haha! I was urged to comment since I saw yours haha! Yeah pretty much same Filipino fruits with Malaysia… Rambutan ~ and Lansones~ Japanese loves lansones for some reason 🙂

  49. shan says:

    Share link pls!

  50. Eilish says:

    Ah! I was actually contacted by TBS for the same thing! Back in the Summertime, they wanted a “cute English girl” to show this guy around London and show him that it’s a cool city. They chose to make me speak to the producer on the phone whilst I was in a noisy bus with little reception after getting off the plane in Norway…needless to say I got an email afterwards saying that it didn’t work out. Really?

  51. jessica says:

    omg sanma-san~~ he is my fav comedian~~ ahh~~ super cool ^^

  52. Akash says:

    All time fruits is good for health. I like utm thesisn

  53. grace copper says:

    awww, even thought now is 2016 but i really want to watch this eps. still searching for link to this eps.

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