in Shenley is small but he has interesting stuff!

He has several eccentric fishes. I’m just gonna quote directly from Chocoland.

This is Fat, Porkie’s baobei fishie.

Do you think there’s anything wrong with this picture?

Yes.

Answer is, the picture is supposed to be upside down.

Fat has been swimming upside down for 4 years.

Poor Fat has been overfed by his evil master and is now obese with a spare tyre so huge he can only float.

Nevermai. But all other fishies also liddat! read more

Super backdated post. Supposed to blog this a month ago. And as you can see i was prolly 3kgs heavier.

Went for this Lantern Fest thing at cowboy town.

Damn a lot of people lo.

Water World.

Animal World

Ellifen.

Ellifens.

Ellifen swing.

My hump, my hump my hump my hump. Hmmm.

I saw damn a lot of chun chicks!!!

“Yea I love chicks too and that makes me gay.” Geddit?

Racoons are the cutest! 😀

When you approach they will do the same, moving closer and stretching their forehands out. Damn cute!!! read more

In A Famosa.

And an Orang Utan who can play golf.

And this.

Look closer.

A mommy monkey carrying a baby monkey!

Soooooooo cute!

I also took some videos.

Click to see a cute monkey.

Click to see Orang Utan play golf.

More on A Famosa coming up next. 🙂

Cheesus. The horror. I woke up and Cheeserland was disfigured.

Someone decided to give Cheeserland a surprise face lift when i was sleeping. I think it’s quite nice. You think?

This is one of my favorite pictures taken at London Eye. It’s a visual pun!

@72.Avenue Ledru Rollin 75012 Paris.

The first BTSSB shop outside Japan.

It’s my happiest time in Paris. The shop owner is the best shop owner i’ve ever met. So i’m gonna pimp BTSSB Paris kao kao.

Things here are super expensive. It’s 50% more expensive than the ones in Japan. The cheapest item in the shop would be a pair of socks which price tag reads 25 euro.

I super love BTSSB. 🙂

No i didn’t buy them. The owner let me try them on and even camwhore in them even after i said i can’t afford to buy. And he gave me a Baby hankie as souvenir (since i’m such a big fan and came all the way here from Malaysia). read more

Dear Sir,

Attached are the receipts of drinks i’ve been spending on for the past 8 days in Starbucks, Just Dessert Cafe, Black Canyon Cafe, Coffee Bean, Hometown Kopitiam, (i was getting broke), Old Town Kopitiam, Newtown Kopitam, Uptown Kopitiam, and Downtown Kopitiam since my internet connection at home is down.

I’d like to make a claim. The total amount is RM149.82. Kindly bank in to the bank account provided. Thank you.

 
Yours angrily,

I know I blogged about this in Chocoboard. But I cannot help. The show is too good, (almost as good as Sex and the City but nothing can beat that) and I got totally hooked on it!

It’s nothing but a bunch of hot lesbians who are naked all the time. It’s so explicit it’s like watching celebrity porn. I find it so intriguing how they can display so much emotion towards a girl. They kiss, they fondle, they looking into each others eyes and see stars. Either they are really super good actresses or they just love girls. read more

This is the notti Cheesie. She was just thinking of Paris Hilton’s video tape.

Going to the atasest shop she cannot afford.

Arc de Triomphe in the afternoon.

The Arc at night.

Porkie showing off his wide lens again.

Cheesie showing off her sadakoness.

An eerie underground walkway.

This is from another day, just to show how she’s loving it.

We were trying very hard to get the panning effect but CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT HE DOESN’T HAVE A TRIPOD? read more

Streamyx is down for days. Grrrr.

I just wasted 12 bucks on some drinks i can never finish just to check if Cheeserland got bombed by a killim.

Anyway. Paris.

We stayed in this place which is just 3 mins away from Champs-Élysées.

Hotel was gorgeous!

Tons and tons of atas bistros we cannot afford.

And some Jimmy Choos you can only drool over and probably, steal. With your digital camera.

Okay. I lied. I didn’t just eat baguettes with cheese and ham throughout my entire trip in Paris. Matt did bring us to this preppy restaurant called La Terrasse on the first night. read more

You know, how they usually turn the letter A into an Eiffel tower. Damn cute!
Anyway. 50 pictures! May you die of french cheese overdose.

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It was a Wednesday. Woke up 6am and caught the tube from High Barnet to Waterloo.

Exactly my sentiment.

Half way in the tube, Porkie turned to me.

“Shit. I dun have my debit card! We need to use it to redeem our tickets.”
“…”

No card means no tickets. Means no train. Means no PARIS. O.o

The horror. Our train would leave at 10:10am sharp. And it was 9am already. We were supposed to check in 45 minutes before depature. The horror. read more

Paris up next. =)

I saw this quote in Nov CLEO:

I’ll phone up and say, ‘Hi, it’s Paris Hilton,’ and they’ll say, “Yes this is the Paris Hilton.’ So i’m like, ‘Yes, i know, I’m Paris Hilton.’ And this can go on for hours.”

–Paris Hilton on problems booking the french hotel.

WAHAHA. Funny anot?

Oh. And Happy HallowOverWeen. Hate Halloween here.

A stinky dairy waste, a wacky bird and two veggies with their atas cameras in London are going through excruciating tests in mission to obtain the Certicicate of Camslutting.

Test One: Public Camslutting
Able to camslut at public places shamelessly. The more public the better.

Example: Outside Harrods.

Pose like no tomorrow.

Oblivious to the surrounding.

Test Two: Action
Speak louder than words of course. Do whatever it takes to slut for attention.

KISS.

Cheesie: *uses Penguage, ie Penguin Language* You’re so hot can die dot com. read more