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Bunni-O-cide

April 8, 2006

*Diana said i should sell this entry to Duracell.

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I tried my very best to be

April 6, 2006

A *complete* and *happy* bunny.

I really did.

But.

Someone lost the key.

It turns out that i can only be a broken clockwork bunny.

Why did you lose the key?

Wrap me in choco pls.

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This was my heart

April 5, 2006

One and a half years ago.

It was jagged because, i think it felt so cold it was having goose bumps all over.

March was a beautiful season. Sakura was blossoming and it opened the heart up. Birds were chirping and it cheered the heart up. I had a warm blankie wrapped around it in the beautiful spring season.

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One and a half years ago, Cheesie and Mozzie found out that this Anal Lecturer Lady (A.L.L. in short) has a very supernatural mind.

Allow me to repeat it.


A.L.L’s mind is locked with booby traps (whoever tries to open it will get shot), is password protected (no matter how many times you try), IP bound (automatically records whoever attempts to attack), and most SAI LEI-ly, hacker-proof (it’s so solid and adamant no one could ever gain access to it and alter the content.)
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It is two days late but

April 4, 2006

Because Cheesie hearts Cheesie too.

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Of Keju and Penguin

April 3, 2006

I supposed most of you have already read Keju Sia’s Of Cheese and Penguins or Albert’s Homecoming, Bloghopping before you stumbled upon this entry.

They have pretty much blogged about whatever i wanted to say. So i’m just gonna provide more photos!!!

If i am to sum up what i think about Jasiminne the Penguin in one sentence, it would be:

“The Penguin is so hot she sizzles!

How cool is that!

“Oh, The Penguin is so cool she freezes”.

Uh and of course, Keju Sia is uh, hot too (he was sweating profusely). read more

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CCCA forever

April 3, 2006

I’m sorry I ignored you when you knocked on my door a million times.
I’m sorry I ignored you when you called me a million times.
I’m sorry I ignored you when you asked me to open the door for you.
I’m sorry I ignored whatever you said beyond the door (you can blame my itune being too loud but I kinda got the punishment for it already).
I’m sorry I ignored you when you slipped me notes under the door hoping that I will read it.

I was just being a stinky rotten oafish wally galah nana cheese who was
too busy crying her heart out. read more

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Thank you peeps…

April 2, 2006

for all your sms’es, voice messages, testimonials (sorry if i rejected yours cuz i really kinda have something against trees and flowers made out of something you see and touch everyday on your keyboard. Oh yea and especially the CTRL+C and CTRL+V thing.)

And yes Happy Birthday to myself too!

Fucckaccino one of the numeric figures in my friendster profile just automatically changed. And no it’s not the profile hits.
-_-lll

Just got back to PJ from Seremban a couple of hours ago and i started missing mom tremendously. read more

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MoSze Pressie

April 2, 2006

I went allllll the way to college because Mozzie said if i don’t she will kill me in her dream.

I really didn’t feel like going because

1. I really don’t want to travel 90km just to take attendance and
2. It was raining godzillas and king kongs and
3. I’m just plain lazy. I admit.

Anycheese. Seemed like she would really kill me if i didn’t go. So i went.

Seems like she has a lil SUPRISE for me!!!

=D

It’s my early birthday pressie from her and Sze Kerng!!!

So i call it a MoSze pressie! read more

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Pink of the day

March 29, 2006

I discovered this pink after my japanese class in SS2.

PINK HELLO KITTY FREAK!!! 0_o

I totally love pink Jazz but the Hello Kitty logo…

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……

Just so potong steam lo. Totally spoiled the classy look can.

-_-

In fact the wording itself is very nice. I would say some pink graffiti on it will be so cheesing sexy. Sexy graffiti!! Hoi Moses, who says there’s no such thing as sexy graffiti. You will see soon. Muahaha.

The interior is absopinkishlutely Hello Kittiful. Too bad my cam doesn’t have X-ray lens. read more

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Commercial Break (Meiji Choccie Diet Pill)

March 28, 2006

Warning
Excreamly crappy commercial. Do not scroll down if you’re feeling particularly sane today.

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Since some of you are feeling disappointed because a certain evil yellow being is not entirely willing to share her imaginary chalk diet, she decided to make it up to you by revealing another more “tangible” secret diet of hers, namely the Meiji Choccie Diet Pill.

You will see how a tiny pill can make a full time cheeser lose cheesppetite.

Experiment starts now.

*2 minutes after consuming a Meiji pill* read more

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Evil Cheeslings Part II

March 27, 2006

Few days ago, Keju Sia left a comment on my Evil Cheeslings post saying that he has immoral thoughts when he looked at the Zang Toi logo.

Let’s take a look at the logo again.

But no matter how hard i tried, i still couldn’t figure out how immoral the logo could look.

So i started the “fill in the blank” game i used to play when i was a little cheese.

First, there’s this incomplete image.

You should spice it up with your creative imagination so that it looks like something else. read more

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Jap Review

March 25, 2006

Other stuff we had in that mysterious jap restaurant.

Assorted Tempura

Crisp crisp crisp. It’s hot!

Unagi Kabayaki

A bit of a disappointment cuz it doesn’t give that i-don’t-wanna-brush-my-teeth-after-eating effect. I would say this is not their usual standard. Could have been better!

Ikura sushi

Ikura is my absolute fav sushi. One unwritten rule about eating sushi. You have to eat that entire piece of sushi in one bite. If not you’re loserish. Don’t ask why because you’re just like a ballerina who cannot do split. read more

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