She stole my Saxon Shire. If anyone sees her, please play with her before she is sentenced to death.

For those who have heard my sick jokes, you will know why i post this pic. LOL.

Btw did i tell you i had 6 pieces of different flav pizza (Capsicum/Pepperoni/Funghi/Cheese&Ham) all by myself? So think twice before you go on a pizza bet with me next time. Good luck.

Ritz Crackers’n Cheez

Manufacturer: Kraft
Product’s Name: Ritz Crackers’n Cheez
Availablity: Jusco

Crackers and cheese dip. Reminds me of the breadstick and choco dip with colored rice balls i used to have when i was young. Very nostalgic.

The cheddar dip is really nice, but it should be less salty especially when the crackers themselves are lightly salted.

When you finish the fourth cracker, you don’t know what do to with the remaining dip because it’s so salty you just cant eat it alone. read more

So ask me how my Halloween was.
And may i repeat the same answer as last year’s:

“well, it was cheesarific! I had a all-night-long cheese party in Hokkaido in conjunction with their National Cheese Week where my painstakingly made Emmenteler costume won the best-cheesily-dressed title. How bout yours?”

😀

But seriously, you should have knocked on my door and asked “Trick or Cheese?”

😀

I heard of something cheesingly absurd about LUCT today.
This is what a friend told me after reading my nick in MSN.

theWanderer says:
thats no good …. have you done all the annoying reporting and all ?

cheesillicious~Needs post-wallet-loss counselling says:
yeps, just did whatever necessary.

theWanderer says:
then i guess the best case if some good soul give it back ….

cheesillicious~Needs post-wallet-loss counselling says:
dont think so

cheesillicious~Needs post-wallet-loss counselling says:
cuz i suspect is was stolen. It’s not like you steal someone’s husband and return it after discovering it being faulty. read more

Here hails another nominee for “Most Moronic Day in Cheesie’s Life” Award 2005–Ms October27.

As if the jinx has not got enough of me, i lost my wallet after a tough exam with so many repeated pass year questions which we couldn’t find answers for, after realizing i have to redo my web design all over again because “tables” are not allowed in the html file.

I either dropped it or someone stole it. The former possibility makes me feel more moronic.

Now i am also officially a walletless, penniless, identityless, licenseless, discountcardless, ATMcardless, membershipless, studentIDless cheese. read more

Jacob’s Bites (Cheezy Cheddar)

Manufacturer: Jacob’s
Product’s Name: Jacob’s bite Cheezy Cheddar
Availablity: Local supermarket. I got it from Shell Petrol Kiosk
Price: RM1

It tasted like normal mini crackers sprinkled with Parmesan (not cheddar) powder.
The size is just nice to ease a sudden hunger pang often occurs when you are feeling completely clueless during your website design class. 😛

Cheesability:
/10

Ski D’lite Caremel Cheesecake Yogurt read more

Two lonelier persons.

I would like to nominate today for the “Most Moronic Day in Cheesie’s Life” Award 2005. (But apparently it has lotsa competitors too.)

Because i just did it again.

When i thought i was very very much disillusioned, i just went into an illusion all over again. Of course, i end up getting another disillusion again at the end of the day.

I really feel moronic today.
(You ask: only today?)
I mean, more so today. But i couldnt help. Being in an illusion is sometimes, cheesarific. You feel real, you feel alive. So real, so alive you wish you will forever be in your illusory world. But when you wake up in reality you feel the exact opposite. It’s the same as my Nightmare Theory. Call me an escapist. I big time am one. read more

Warning:The Ultimate Spoilers

Please DO NOT read this if you have not already done my quizzes. Click HERE to proceed to the quiz.

I repeat. If you haven’t already done my quizzes, don’t read this entry. Go challenge yourself and see how low you can go. And I’m really proud of you Nur Gingerfish. Congratulations, you just broke the record with your 11 outta 100 achievement.

Here i would only justify my answers for “Cheesing Tough” Quiz. I know everyone who took the quiz was complaining it is real cheeky. What? Did you not read the title before jumping to the first question? read more

Here i would like to explain to you why you are so lucky to still have my name on your MSN list, which is not permanently offline. And i would also like to demonstrate, in case you have missed my earlier entries about MSN Cheesorons, the reason why i am having so many one-off (sometimes more than that, but never exceeds 3) MSN conversations.This dude from friendster added me on MSN. Checked his profile on friendster, a German dude who came to KL, not too bad looking but i guess he shares the same incorrigible Narcissism with that Hello Kitty Pretty Boy. He took plenty of self-potraits on the bed, with a horny smile. (shivers).
BTW. This is how it is like during our first chat.
Sebastian says:
hi read more

*slaps face emo*

Girl why you sleep so early la! Summore sick on birthday? So cham meh.

Anyway, to make up for my cheeselessness, do accept my cheesepology. Kindly pick a virtual cheesecake of your choice. I will reimburse an actually one when we have the chance alright. =))

As corny as it sounds, i actually, erm, have, erm *blush profusely* this song for you, adapted from the original “Cuppy Cake”. Dudes, whoever knows this song please sing along aloud to wish her a very Cheesy 20th Cheesday ok! read more