Walked out from Ikano and HH headed to pay the parking ticket. I naturally stood a foot away from the machine.

“Why you stand so far a way?”
“I thought……”
“What?”
“Erm… For a moment i thought you’re withdrawing money from an ATM.”
” “

Then i started to think, the matter of how much one earns and saves is such a secretive and touchy subject here. People who accompany their friend to “press money” from the ATM normally stand far aside and pretend to look away from the screen. Haha, its so funny whenever i look at their expressions. read more

Pun of the day:
Why do people eat pretzels since they are knot food?

I’ve been slacking on snacking!

OMFuckaccino! I can’t believe the last time i did a cheese of the day review was one year ago!

You know, when i first started cheeserland, i thought i wanted to make it a blog that is full of cheese. And also to make it a point to do a cheese review once a week (which, of course, is a lousy excuse of getting away from the fact that i’m an incorrigible glutton). It is still as cheesy as ever till today, but i just wanna stick to what i wanted to do most originally, once in a holey yellow moon. read more

Can’t say that i hate Manhattan Fish Market, but things just kinda screw up every time. It’s cursed in my life.

Very very upset over a plate of dory pasta i ended up not eating. AT ALL. Sorry Dory. Sorry TT. It was the first time i actually did something like this. Please forcheese me, won’t do it again. 🙁

And no you don’t need to understand this. I just had to let it out.

Anycheese.

Cheesoron Season Lost… Count.

Sorry. Not in a good mood. Won’t wipe your ass up. read more

Update:

Those who make the payment first before 31st March 2007 will get another 10% discount off the already discounted price! 🙂

Might be going to Taiwan again soon!

Whoever wants to get any special costume there, here’s your chance to order it!

These are my favoritestestest costumes. They are all free size (made with stretchable material) and of very good quality.

Two-piece kimono, Red English maid, One-piece kimono

Two-piece sexy cheongsam, Nurse uniform

Pink French Maid, Safari costume, Pink Bunny Suit read more

Pun of the day:
When Finding Nemo reached our shore, everyone flocked to the theatre to catch the tale of the clown fish and got hooked.

Somewhat related to my previous post, i find that watching animaltions can be quite disturbing.

Whenever i see “dory-fillet” on the menu, i’ll be reminded of its namesake–the adoryble amnesic blue tropical fishie in Finding Nemo. Then i don’t have the heart to eat it already.

Fast food chains normally like to associate themselves with these cute little creatures. But i’m kinda worried for them. They need to be very careful and particular in choosing their spokespersons spokescharacters. read more

Pun of the day:
A fisherman caught two fishes.
Cod fish: Pollocks! We’ve been cod!
Whale: Sigh. Whale meat again.

After a super tulan tyre-puntured incident yesterday, i went to this chinese restaurant for dinner.

This restaurant serves the freshest steamed fish, as all their fishes are swimming alive before being cooked.

OMC 6 7 puns in a sentence! I’m a cheesnius.

Thinking of all these fish puns is giving me a real haddock, and my herring is getting bad.

Anycheese.

I ordered a Tiger Garoupa, after all the ordeals i’d gone through that day. read more

Pun of the day:
Lord Ringo sent to row Rodrigo Santoro.

My most beloved Rodrigo Santoro.

To prove my impassioned lust and love for him, just type “Rodrigo” and search within Cheeserland, you will see that my frequent mention about him in my blog does not even suffice to illustrate how much he means to me than just a 190cm handsome small time actor whom i secretly hope will never make it big because then i’ll have to dedicate my admiration to him together with a million of other fans, which will make me think that he’s not special anymore. read more

My altercheesego emerged.

Cheesy thanks to Velocity studio, Excalibur, and Taisu who wore the same color as mine that day. Otsukaresamadeshita!

The outfit is up for bidding at Cheesie’s Wardrobe.

(If i ever get married la.)

Of course, i will invite all of you, cheesable or uncheesable, to my wedding cheesemony.

The venue won’t be your typical boring church or some lousy chinese restaurant with lotsa “yam-seng yam-seng” going on one. Siao. Give some class please.

Instead it would be:

Or something of the like. A cheese resort is good.

Where you can help yourself to some first-class fondue buffet

Of course there will be this very cheesilicious wedding cake made of the creamiest and most expensive cheeses read more

Pun of the day:
Those who can’t wait to show off their rides are car-su.

Outside a hawker center today.

Maybe:

1. He doesn’t know how to do forward parking.
2. He is optically challenged. He can’t differenciate horizontal and vertical.
3. He’s disillusioned and he thinks that he’s driving 100-wheel road train, which if he parks the normal way, will result in damaging two nearest restaurants and and killing four passerbys.
4. He is small. He wants to feel big (and long).
5. He has a 5-inches-thick face and 2Km-long kiasuness. So freaking long he can’t park vertically. read more

One day i was having a lunch where there’re a bunch of girlfriends and two married men.

MM1 (married man 1) jokingly made a remark that MM2 has many girlfriends in Guang Zhou. Surprisingly, MM2 just chuckled. Never denied.

Then MM2 turned around asked me “If the dog is barking at the back door, and there’s someone calling you at the front door, which door would u open?”

I was stunned for a while, not knowing what he means.

Then he continued, answering his own question, “of course i’ll let the dog in. at least it wags it’s tail and jumps at you, whereas the person at the front door will just nag nag nag and nag…” read more

Pun of the day:
Though i look auctionable i’m not forbidding.

I’m getting tons of requests from Cheeserlanders who want me to help them sell off their stuff on Wardrobe. Some wanted me to do pro bono, some offered items for me to buy to auction off. But i where got so much time to do charity right? Go set up your own Wardrobe lor!

Been having a major headache for sometime now. So i was thinking that i might want to impose a certain percentage of profit sharing. But it won’t really work, because both parties aren’t exactly making profit high enough to warrant the effort. read more