ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?

How can you actually sleep (let alone better) with Chipster around you because it’s a freaking nightmare!!

What? Have you not read the spooky stories about Chipster?

TELL ME YOU CAN SLEEP WITH THIS IMAGE STUCK IN YOUR HEAD ALL NIGHT!

It’s been haunting me until today and i dare not put any bag of Chipster anywhere near my room and i’ll make sure i double-lock my door before going to sleep.

Because at night, i’ll hear faint voices of hundreds of crisp spirits wailing outside my door begging me to eat them. Wtf? I mean, they can be really, really addictive, and it is scary. I suspect Chipster is actually an evil production of wretched old hags with black cats and brooms to bewitch human minds into crisp-worshiping mobs. One you start chomping down a crisp, there’s no turning back. You will be forever voodooed. read more

omgbbq!!!666 Eye candies!!!

Have you seen the guys? Almost all of them are of toy boy quality! What’s happening!!! Where are the macho Bo Bice-ish male singers!!! They send all the high school boys to syrup you all over until you die of diabetes. Wtf!

WHO GIVES A DAMN ABOUT THE GIRLS!

The male contestants have got really boring names! There are two Jasons and three Davids!

I think he looks very Westlifeish! But memang tak boleh quite tahan his singing. And he’s got a fat ass. read more

Pun of the day:
In democracy its your vote that counts. In feudalism its your count that votes.

Mom called and she just grilled me kao kao for not registering myself to vote for the coming election. She has been a supporter of this particular party for more than 30 years, and growing up under her influences, i really think that it was one vote wasted. Sorry la mom.

So far my blog has been the ultimate bimbo blog and the word politics means a new nail polish color. But to make up for what i failed to do as an eligible voter this year, i’m going to urge all of you who has registered to cast your divine vote. I’m trying to be very politically correct here (although that sounds wrong) so, this is what i’m going to say to you all. read more

Wish granted.

Go to Wardrobe. 🙂

Update Sold! But if you want to customize a set for yourself just drop me a mail ok! 🙂 /update

Whatever! Might as well! 😀

This is my first mastercheese titled Princess Birthday.

My obsession has gotten to such an uncontrollable extent that i think nail polish is now my new oxygen. Anyway, these are the artificial nail tips i painted today, inspired by myself. AHAHA. I’m such an inspirational cheesnius.

This should be the answer to people whose nails can’t seem to grow long enough for a beautiful manicure. And i guess what? I decided to sell them! I’ve used 29 rhinestones and 92 small beads altogether. If it goes by market price, (where the salons charge RM1 per rhinestone and 20 cents service fee per stone) this whole set is worth what, maybe RM100? Did I forget to mention I’m using really good quality nail polish too! Anyhow the best part is, I think I’ll price it at RM50! 😀 read more

My nail posts seem to be the most popular! And when i blog about serious issue i get like, two comments. Why you all very interested in my nails meh? Seems like you all are more bimbotic than me! HOW CAN!!!666

Ok la i decided to blog about just nails from today onwards just to keep you interested. Like, oh, dear readers, two rhinestones fell off from my index fingernail today due to *ahem* scratching *ahem* and i think should change to another nail glue brand. Oh and my typing speed just reduced from 34wpm to 23. Should i file my nails again? Hmmm… read more

I finally understand why nails are called nails. Because just like nails, they can get rusty.

Rusty nails!

My gouda. I don’t know why they could become like this! It’s the ugliest thing i’ve ever seen. Maybe the nail paint covered the enamel for too long it couldn’t breathe?

I know right, i freaked out also but please don’t lecture me and tell me not to torture my nails anymore with poisonous chemical in the name of vanity. Please lo! You guys also contaminate your lungs with tobacco and your liver with alcohol, you dare talk to me about nails?!?!? Nail painting is also an addiction like smoking and drinking. At least i can do something about my rusty nails. What are you gonna do with your blackened lungs? Huh huh huh? read more

Like last year.
And last last year.
And last last last year.

P/S: Eh why everyone thinks i’m sad i’m not lo, okay. I’m just glad the whole stressful and pretentious and expen$$$$ive V’day is over! ^_^. It’s good because i can continue to love stress-free for another 364 days.

Below is what i wrote for Twentyfour7, Feb issue. Just thought it would be apt to post up pre V-day.

“Rainbow trout” sounded like something romantically delicious for the first dinner date. The truth is, the well-covered skinny, spiky bones hiding inside the tender flesh of the said fish were enough to make toothpick supply for the entire Antarctic nation.

I spent more than one hour de-boning the damn fish with my dainty fingers, trying to pick up itsy-bitsy bits of smashed meat before they fall off my fork again. I spent more time picking out tiny bones that got stuck between my molars than chewing on the fish. I hardly ate anything at all, except some cauliflower and lettuce at the side. In the end, I pushed away a plate of mess which looked like it has just been ditched by a toddler who’s done playing with, while staring monumentally embarrassed at my cute date who went out the first time with me. read more

Hahaha omg pun intended.

And i want to say it again! I really, really, reeeeeally think flowers are unnecessary.

First you cannot eat it although it looks very cheesy. Second, like, what are you gonna do with it lehhhh. It’s not that i don’t like roses. I do! Roses are my favorite! But every time i receive flowers (especially from someone significant) i go all paranoid. It’s like damn sad ok. All i can do is to watch the flowers die.

DIE!

Getting old and wrinkled day after day and eventually i’ll have to throw them away. read more

Oooooooooooomgwtfbbqdvdcnydongdongchiang.

This is juicier than my Juicy Couture. I was just sent hundreds of Edison Chen’s sex scandal photos on top of the few everyone has already seen a million times from somewhere else.

NOW ALL YOU FANS OF GILLIAN CHUNG AND CECEILIA CHEUNG WHO ARE STILL IN DENIAL THINKING IT’S ALL PHOTOSHOP WORK CAN ALL GO LANGGAR DINDING BEFORE CRYING YOURSELVES TO DEATH.

Tell la. Summore tell me it’s not real. Now you can all stop putting your idols on the pedestal. read more

Boy loves girl. Girl loves money. Boy wants to do whatever he can to keep girl happy. Girl wants to know how much boy loves girl.

Girl: If today you break up with me, you will instantly become rich like Bill Gates. Would you do it?

(Girl is prepared to hear the “why honey i will never exchange you for anything/money means nothing to me if it means i’ll lose you” bullshit)

Boy: Yea.
Girl: Why, i thought you said you love me very much.
Boy: Because i can woo you back the next day if i become rich like Bill Gates.
Girl: No, the catch is that you will never be able to be with me, ever again.
Boy: Okay.
Girl: Will you still break up with me? read more