This is the last post before i fly to Korea. Apparently tomorrow is going to be sub zero. Fml. T_T

And i heard it started snowing already. T_T Really kurisumasu come early.

Here’s Foruchizu Koraburo #3 with Aud.

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Cheesie: Arizona Singlet, Stroked Suspender Trousers

Aud: Chiffon white bow blouse, Liz Lisa Corduroy Short

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Bag: Oxford Khaki Sling Bag

Fml can see my Boner BB in the pocket.  -_-

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Cheesie: Camel Blazer

Aud: Oxford Checkered Blazer

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Aud: Vintage laced shorts read more

Because.

Well, i srsly dunno how she’s going to win me, because i can anyhow whack any picture and call it a day. Unless she writes a blog post that says like,

“I’M FASTER HAHAHA EAT THAT CHEESE BITCH KTHXBAI!”

Which i doubt too.

Man she totally underestimated my whateverness when it comes to blogging. While i have re-admired my blog post for the 60th time she is prolly still shadowing her alar lobule wtf.

So.

This is what i originally wanted to blog. And was gonna think hard for like punny captions or whatever but oh well. read more

I haven’t plugged my fav salon for some time so today i will re-profess my love for Chezz Technique (in Jalan gasing)

This is the one of the best sponsors ever they do amazing hair, my stylist is super leng lui, all the staff are super friendly and the best of all, DONNIE YEN is there all the time!

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My boring hair.

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This is Katherine my fav stylist. Dunno why anyone can be so leng lui and talented wtf.

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I dunno what she use that day la some supersonic curling tong, my hair was like, *blows whistle*! read more

Last Tue night i almost fainted because it was 11:57PM before i realized i haven’t paid my credit card bill fml.

Logged in to my bank account frantically before the maintenance started and i fainted again when i saw my actual credit card bill figure.

T___T

How. On. Earth. Did. I. Manage. To. Spend. So. Much.

Then i realized i totally asked for it.

Cuz i was going to Japan and all and i thought it would make sense to bring less cash but have more money with you so you feel secure, right? Right right right? In case you saw that Japan Limited bag, or Liz Lisa fukubukuro, or 345913 pairs of to-die-for boots. Right? read more

Means Fourcheese’s autumn wtf.

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This is like the most unMalaysia photoshoot we have ever done i hope nobody ever go to this place wtf *selfish

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We’re each other’s addiction.

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Picnic wtf. Hmm Lemmi guess. Cheese sandwhich.

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On aud: Laced Beige Trench Coat, Studded heart Slign Bag (sold out)

On Cheesie: Snidel Royal Laced Dress, Alba Rosa Kago Basket

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Oh look, Leaf Cheat One™!

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Loves this pic so much i made two versions.

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On Cheesie: Snidel Crochet Poncho Cardi, Vintage Laced Shorts, Grey Monster Fur Tail read more

Some of my posts after 30th are missing cuz server crashed fml. Will try to bring them back.

Anyway i’m busy… feeling distracted. By… things.

For example my champagne-allergic right pinky is so bloody swollen and itchy right now. It is especially allergic to cheap champagne. I think my right pinky is a champagne connoisseur.

Anyway greeting from Aud and i. <3 her maximus.

(Deepavali cuz got peacock everything all wtf)

Will update soon bye!

OK LA YOU ALLÂ AREÂ RIGHT LA I DIDN’T CUT MY HAIR WTF.

A lot of people guessed it is Cheat Oneâ„¢ because it is labeled under “Hair Cheat Oneâ„¢”. But dude, since when i have any “Hair Real Oneâ„¢”?

YOU REALLY THINK I WILL CUT MY HAIR???? THINK AGAIN!

I WILL NEVER HAVE SHORT HAIR! DREAM ON!

(Did i just say never? Ok sorry i take that back.)

Anyway.

(but no it is not a wig dude i’m better than that.)

More than a year ago i wrote about “How to fake short hair with long hair“.

Anyway, after a whole year of constant self-improvement, i have just level-upped my Cheat Oneâ„¢ skill. read more

By CAPSULE.

LOVE IT. Trippy maximus.

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Biker jacket + matching boot tights from minimaos.

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Leopard print top: Minimaos

Samantha Leopard Bag: Minimaos

Boots: Shibuya109

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Top & Heels: BACI.

Violet Hanger Bag: Minimaos

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White top: H&M

Boots: Whooga

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Deicy Me Dress: Minimaos

Fringe Boots: Shibuya109

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Studded Heart Sling Bag: minimaos

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KArigatouSayonara.

Thanks for giving me the push.

I love everything snowy and white in Japan!

The vast whiteness.

White owl

Snow wolf

Shiroikoibito (White Lover)

But that’s only winter. However there’s one thing that is snowy and white all year long.

I have been to Japan many times, but i have only seen Mount Fuji once.

and it was from a plane. -_-

You know why Mt Fuji is so special? Unlike other mountains, the top of mount Fuji remains white all year long, no matter the season.

Snowy white all four seasons!

It is like the mountain is always grinning with big, white teeth all the time. Maybe we should start calling it Mountain Grin. read more

So one day, i asked TK (when we were still together that time), “what’s like the everyone’s favorite fashion brand in Japan?”

I would expect him to be all, man, are you kidding me? There are like a million brands and fashion subcultures it is almost like asking, where’s God? There are so many different answers!

But without even thinking, he says, “Yunikuro“. (Yes that is how it’s pronounced. I mean, you can’t blame me, i have heard people pronounce it as “Unique Loh!” before. -_-) read more

Since got people say we should audition for mag cover in the previous entry, may as well buay paiseh to the max.

I swear to Cheesus Crust i was gonna do a template so everyoen can download here and be a Vivi cover moderu also and i worked on it until 3am in the morning and all happy and went to sleep and wanted to blog the next morning and?

I FORGOT TO SAVE THE FILE IN PSD

T_____________T

F All Vivi Cover Cheat One™ Model Wannabe’s L.

Sowee.

T_T