New video!

Link to Giveaway: my Facebook Page.

You can get the Hello Kitty BB charger at: LOLOLOOK.com

That’s all bye!!

Ohai it is Japan again!!

My trip with Xiaxue to Otaru ^^ This is a short one!

#1

Our ticket to the Aquarium!

I never knew all these places existed the last time i went to Otaru!! Really thanks to Park Hotel Group that we discovered all these hidden gems <3. Don’t forget to still join their Unlimited Discoveries contest and win a free trip yourself!!

#2

Beautiful sea-nery near the aquarium

#3

At main entrance with the mascot.

#4

I gave Xiaxue super long legs in this pic lol. You’re welcome!

#5

Guess what this is! It’s the turtle pond!

#6

Close up

This post is so gonna be blue green and turquoise overdose wtf.

#7

The Shark and I.

Zomg let me tell you that the fishes in the aquarium are super creepy! Somehow they all stare at you like the ghoul meme wtf

#8

SEE WHAT I MEAN?!

These sharks look like i owe them two million dollars wtf. Wait… is that why loan sharks are called loan sharks wtf.

#9

This is a grumpy looking dolphin-shark-stingray hybrid… thingie.

#10

What is this i don’t even.

It looks like…

#11

ME FISHTA wtf.

#12

Staring crab

#13

And this guy’s like… LOL.

#14

I seriously doubt that i can say or write or express anything without making reference to internet meme in the near future FML.

#15

Underwater world!

#16

#17

Some worm-eel like thingie. Xiaxue and i were grossly fascinated with them cuz they’re like wiggling out of the sand and we kept wondering just exactly how long they are wtf.

Ok finally something cute!!

#18

A BABY SEAL!!!

Aww!

But why do they grow up and become so ugly one.

#19

A seal nuah’ing on the rocks lololol seriously like, that’s the ONLY thing they do.

#20

Finally a pic of us together!

We were watching Dolphin & Sea Lion show!

#21

Wa balancing

#22

Well-trained dolphins!

#23

Up close with them <3

#24

Spotted a cute little boy in stylish brown hair! Why even Japanese kids are so fashionable!!!

THEN THEN THEN.

After the show right, a lady (who is a mom, she has a 4-5 year old kid) approached us and went like,

sumimasen… (excuse me)

and then we turned around and thought maybe she wanted to ask something, which she did, but guess what she asked?

.

.

.

.

“Are you guys the ones who appeared on NHK tv?”

and i was like

Which is dumb cuz obviously she watched us on Tokyo Kawaii

BUT STILL!!!

I have never EVER expected anyone to recognize me outside Malaysia (and maybe Singapore) and this is JAPAN leh wtf!!!

Then on hindsight i think she recognized Xiaxue first cuz she had blonde hair cuz seriously how can anyone remember my face just cuz they watched one episode wtf wtf.

Anyway!

She wanted to take a picture with us.

#25

*feels like superstar #megusta.jpg

#26

We went outdoor to see the seals and other animals!

#27

Penguin show!

It was really sunny that day and was really quite tulan i had to stand under the sun the whole time >.<

#28

#29

A rebellious penguin who refuse to obey the trainer lolol

#30

#31

#32

#33

Haha

OK THAT’S ALL

Eh wait. Here’s video of the Dolphin show plus a brown bear from Sapporo Zoo, which i will blog about next time!!

OK BAI.

Another!

Kawaii.i’s Facebook Page

Minimaos.com

Blogging about Japan next!

Super useless video!

That’s all bai!

The next video’s gonna be good cuz it’s Hello Kitty wtf!

My Youtube Channel.

Ok i’m prolly gonna get punched for saying this but lately i’m really too busy having too much fun!! So much holidays and parties!

Just came back from Singapore and it was amazing! I got sick half way but i kinda psyched myself to be well so i can party again wtf.

I love SG!

Met lovely people!!!!! So happy and so much fun!

(I realized all of them have like double alphabet initials like XX, KK, QQ and… ok not Hui Wen wtf.)

More on that in next entry!

Now here’s another party imma attend!

If you attended XPLAY last year, you know you would wanna go again. If you have not heard of it, XPLAY promises to bring the hottest and liveliest events that will continue to rock your world this 2011, only bigger and better!!

XPLAY is featuring:

Funky Kopral

One of the hottest, chart-topping bands from Indonesia currently.

Estranged

Despite the band’s name i think you Malaysians should be familiar with them.

Project Pistol

Apparently this band has the reputation of being able to perform any song. Erm, try them!!! 😛

Wicked Aura

From Singapore!

Wa go to go a party can see so many people perform, damn worth it!!!!! #kiasu

And now comes the best part!

The entrance to this awesome party is FREE! Here’s how you can get the passes:

1. LIKE  Xpax Facebook Fan Page @ www.facebook.com/xpaxfb
2. Check out the XPLAY app in the page
3. Register your details to get 1 FREE pass!
4. Print & show your e-mail confirmation at the entrance!

You can also:

1. Reload RM50 to get 2 VIP passes (to redeem free flow drinks during the event). You’ll also be in the running to win a VIP table for you + 5 friends! (Valid from 22-28 July 2011)

Just follow these simple steps:

1. Send XPLAY to 28881
2. You will get a Successful Registration SMS. After that, reload min RM50 to get your mobile voucher within 24hours after reloading
3. Flash the mobile voucher at XPLAY entrance on the event day to redeem 2 VIP passes (while stocks last, first come first serve)

Be the 1^st 100 Kolony members at the door to receive a FREE drink voucher for the event! You can also stand a chance to win a Blackberry Curve 8520 smartphone!

So remember, the party is happening

XPLAY

Date : 30 July 2011

Time : 7pm till late night

Venue :  Opera, Sunway Pyramid

More info at: xpax.com.my

I cannot be friends with you if you dunno what is mentaiko wtf.

That’s like my favorite food in the whole world. (I know. I considered changing my blog name to Mentaikoland.com but like i just kinda renewed the domain plus it is also harder to rhyme with anything so yea.)

Anyway this useless video is about why i like mentaiko so much. ♥‿♥

Now you know what to cook for me next time. YOU ARE WELCOME.

YES IT IS IN JAPANESE. AGAIN.

I subbed it this time so don’t scold me anymore!!!

Vain pic of the day!!

Extra one for you because i will be away to SG (Yay! Watch out for a rude and kiam Malaysian bimbo who orders tap water in your swanky restaurant, y’all!!) so i know you jerks will miss me.

I briefly considered straightening my hair WHAT DO YOU THINK!! But i still love the Mermaid volume >.<

.

.

.

“CHEESIE Y U NO STOP TRAVELING?!” I know right. U Jelly? lol

Wanna travel but low on budget? There’s a ground arrangements package for 4D3N Guilin-Lipu-Yangshuo Tour at RM99 instead of RM599 from HwaJing Travel & Tours, brought to you by Milkadeal.com!

Ok that’s guys, BAI!! ^^

PS: If you still dunno what mentaiko is but desperately still want to be my friend, you can read the related posts below while feeling bad about not knowing something so wonderful.

Here are two useless videos that will give you zero help in exploring Bangkok. Have fun!

Warning: also contains me trying desperately to cover the fact that i had shitty make up on but you still get to see me in shitty make up if you are nice enough to stay till the end. You’re welcome.

01

02

Got 03 too but haven’t uploaded!

Ok i’m going to show you something really scary.

I’m not sure if you have done this before, but if you have a mirror, go get a big sized mirror. Now.

Got it?

Now sit down.

Good.

Put the mirror on your lap.

And look into the mirror, with your face tilted parallel to it.

Like this.

Make sure your hair is not in the way, so you can have a clear look of your face shape.

Like what you see? Well, the breaking news is that, that’s how you will look in 10 years time. In fact, i’m not even that optimistic. I give it 5 years.

That’s my face. I have puffy cheeks of a chipmunk,super double chin (can’t really see in this picture) and excess skin dangling down like chandeliers. And your face feels soooo heavy like a truck is pulling all your muscles down.

Actually that truck is called gravity wtf. The nemesis of youth and vanity.

Now, hold your mirror above you, lie back on your chair and look upwards.

You look 10 years younger!! Your skin is smooth and taut, and you have a defined face contour.  And that’s what every girl wants their face to look like.

And unless we walk with our noses facing the sky all the time, how can we actually look like that?!

And Clarins have answered just the question everybody wanted to know.

It’s called Clarins Shaping Facial Lift Lipo-Drain Serum.

Actually, this is not even a new product from Clarins. This was created long ago specially for Asian women who long for a small, refined face that is always photogenic from every angle. No hiding behind big hair and fringe or photoshopping.

Clarins is a pioneer in this product and they are famous for being the plant expert. Everyone who uses Clarins knows that their ingredients are all extracted from natural plants.

And it has won many awards since 2009. Clarin’s 3D refining action helps release fat, drains puffiness and define facial contours.

Clarins vows that you will see significant result in just 4 weeks.

So, i tried it out for myself!!

To achieve the perfect V-shape contour, i followed the Clarins Manual Auto-Lifting application:

I made a commitment to myself to spend 3 minutes at night to apply Clarins Shaping Facial Lift with this method. In addition to that, i also do a slight pressure massage just underneath my earlobe and jawline, which is what Lie from NHK Tokyo Kawaii taught us during the video shoot. She swears by this method that makes her face so small. T____T

Anyway, after 4 weeks of diligent application!!!!

Will show you photos from different angles!

I never ever take frontal photo because i have an obviously bigger right jawline and it makes my face asymmetrical.  You can still see it here but i think it is less obvious already!!!

From downwards.

Actually i didn’t expect like a miraculously small face after 4 weeks, since human’s jaw bone is fixed unless you shave it off or something. But the most significant change that i see is my double chin!!! Ok la it’s not non-existent yet but i really felt that the fatty lump under my chin has disappeared.

So remember to apply the serum on your chin/neck area as well, which a lot of people neglect!

Face up.

This one is a given. Looks good all the time!

My fav 45 dergree angle. According to Clarins though, the perfect angle is 90 degree! i’d have to try that out!

More defined jawline!

Yay to smaller and photogenic V-shape face from every angle!!

It’s really Clarin’s number 1 best selling serum!

Now, curious to find out if you have the perfect V-shaped contours? Go to Clarins Facebook page and take the V-shape diagnosis to see if you have the perfect V-shaped contours. You can redeem free Shaping Facial Lift sample now and stand a chance to win Clarins gift pack worth RM350!

More info at www.clarins.com ^^

was the hotel we stayed in Otaru, also our very generous sponsor!!!

Anyway this post is not funny or witty because i just woke up and had a non-alcohol related hangover wtf. Feel free to insert your own funny puns where you deem necessary thanks.

Anyway back to Otaru!

So after eating the tear-inducing Roast Beef and Angel Brains, we retreated back to our hotel room!

#1

We stayed on the 18th floor!

#2

And guess what, we can haz Executive Suite woohoo!!!

#3

Our supremely spacious bedroom!

#4

Bathtub!

#5

An amazing tray of toiletries including Hokkaido Lavender shampoo and body cream!

#6

And we also had a MASSIVE living room to camho in!

#7

From the front

#8

Japanese style pajamas in the closet!

#9

After shower dry hair also want to camho lol.

And here comes the epic picture:

.

.

.

.

#10

LOLOLOL

FUNNY ANOT!!!!!!

Xiaxue and i were doing mask together and i tried to camho, and when i saw the picture i burst out laughing until breathless wtf.

DON’T I LOOK LIKE SOME MASKED SUPERHERO CHIPMUNK?!

#11

Ok the next day!!

Believe it or not this is the view from our hotel room. Amazing or what!!!!

#12

Proof. Sitting by the window

#13

Ok after the ugly Superhero Chipmunk here’s 20 act chio camho shots to make up for it.

#14

Gigantic mirror to camho with. Bliss!!

#15

You can get this floral laced dress from minimaos!!

#16

Vintage necklace from lololook.com

#17

Picture with our hotel room!

#18

Bathroom. The idea is to show off my dress not the bathroom.

#19

By the window!

#20

Went down for breakfast buffet!

(And gobbled up tons of Hokkaido whipped butter again). The Angel Brains Chef was there early in the morning!!!! Zomg he worked OT for us then had to wake so early to cook breakfast again T____T

#21

Sashimi and lotsa seafood to make your own Chirashi Don!!! <3

#22

Super light and quite healthy breakfast!! I can eat like that forever!!!!

That’s also one of the reasons why i want to stay in Japan. If you want me to choose between Japanese food forever or Malaysian food forever, i’ll gladly give up char kuey teow and hokkien mee for a healthier life.

After breakfast we’re ready for our day tour in Otaru!!

Guess what! Our hotel rented a taxi to chauffeur us FOR THE WHOLE DAY around town!! Awesome or what!

#23

Our taxi

#24

Us in the taxi

#25

On the way to Mt Tengu, our first stop! So green so beautiful!

#26

Reached!!

#27

Tengu in Japanese literally means “Sky Dog”, but it’s a totally un-dog-looking statue that’s supposed to give you blessing if you touch its gigantic nose.

#28

Panoramic view from the mountain top

#29

Our taxi driver actually followed us up to the mountain (!) and doubled as our tour guide + photographer (!!!!). This is him pointing out some tourist spot to show us.

#30

This picture is taken by our awesome taxi driver who climbs on top of a standie thingie so he could capture the city behind us <333

#31

This is where we spotted our Tanpopo!!!

You can watch the youtube video again!

#32

Posing with tanpopo

#33

#34

#35

#36

We’re so happy blowing off the dandelions!

#37

Xiaxue said she’s very jealous of me cuz she took a picture of me blowing Tanpopo with visible flying bits. She’s just hinting i was a bad photographer T__T

#38

lol phailed. i asked her to PS the flying bits into the picture haha

#38

Went to some glass making factory

#39

The oldest church in Otaru!

After that we went for lunch near Otaru Canal!

#40

#41

I know Suddenly i changed hair style wtf. I did it in the taxi lol.

#42

This ice cream is called Santa’s Beard. It’s melon flavored but i have no idea why it is purple.

#43

This is the restaurant we went! It’s a seafood place!

#44

And these are the food we would be going to eat!!! Excited or not!! Ok probably not you but i was!!! 😀

#45

With Xiaxue who was a bit apprehensive about the meals in Otaru the whole time because… guess what?

She doesn’t eat raw food.

AND WE WERE IN HOKKAIDO.

I was feeling abit like FHL because Hokkaido’s seafood is easily one of the best in the worldddddddddddd zomg what is she missing out!!!

#46

Apparently this shop is famous-ish cuz there are notes written by travelers from all over the world stating how awesome the food here is.

#47

Someone made a drawing of the shop owner, who is really hilarious cuz while making the meals he kept trying to get more customers to come in by yelling

“Best seafood in the world!!! I didn’t say that, people who have tasted our food did! If you don’t believe me, come inside and read!”

and

“It’s touchingly delicious!!!”

And this is the face he makes when Xiaxue tried to snap a picture of him

#48

Really look like the drawing right? HAHAHAHAH

#49

He specially made this for Xiaxue, it’s three kinds of boiled crab because she doesn’t take sashimi.

The crab was SO SWEET T_T

#50

This was mine. Looks EXACTLY like the picture in the poster!!!

There was Tarabagani (snow crab), amaebi, ikura, scallop and sea urchin!

Very very very good! Not until teary but still very good! Xiaxue was being adventurous, she said she always was curious how sea urchin tastes like, so she tried and said she liked it!! 😀

I was secretly hoping that this trip will convert her to a sashimi lover because sashimi is just…. to good to miss.

#51

Our seafood miso soup that has yummy sweet crab in it too!

#52

Ok that’s all for today!

Too many photos, continue next time!

.

.

Jealous yet?

You too can haz an awesome trip with Park Hotel Group!

Again, you are still eligible to join the Unlimited Discoveries contest, where  you get to win a 3D2N holiday packages for two!

ALL LUCKY 50 OF YOU!!!!

You can also share a picture of your most memorable moment, you get to win an extra SGD5,000!

Visit Unlimited Discovery nao!!!

Ok so i sang and recorded a video for the first time, ever.

I think God (or the whatever you prefer to call it) is fair to a certain extent. I was made an awesome writer but i’m also given zero talent in singing.

So today you are going to witness something unprecedented. I sang, and made an MV out of it, and for the record, (punny or what HAHA) it is a Cantonese song. (Didn’t think i could do it did you!!)

All thanks to Danny One who came over, helped me record my dreadfully tuneless voice, helped me do the background singing, GAVE ME HIS SONG TO PLAY WITH, helped me write the lyrics, helped me mix the song, stood beside me and helped me act silly in the MV.

HM GOI SAI LEI LA DANNY!

Anyway, this song is actually adapted from Danny’s bEUtiful ONEderful.

The original one was a love song, but i wanted to do a song for the coming Merdeka Day, so we wrote the lyrics together.

To be honest, i have never been a very patriotic person, as you all could see from the way I travel excessively and always fall in love with new places, and complain way too much about my own country.

But as you wander abroad for too long, one day you will start missing home, because that’s where you belong. And this is what the song is about.

And a little bit of me inside has changed after catching up with all the #bersihstories. Maybe i’ll write a separate blog post on that.

This was me freaking out during recording lol.

This was Danny acting all professional with recording lol.

This was us doing the MV because we only had 10 minutes top to record an MV as Danny had to rush to his next appointment.

And then i spent one whole day editing the MV lo.

YOU ARE WELCOME.

AND HERE IT IS!!! EXCITED ANOT!!!!

.

.

.

Ok before that let me warn you again. i am not a singer, AND I SOUND MAGNIFICENTLY BAD. i’m only doing this for fun so yea you can go ahead and laugh lo. I’m ok one. 😛

.

.

.

Ok la you have been warned.

*digs hole and hides

Once again thanks to Danny One. Please go buy his album la.

Ok la actually i have one hidden agenda one. I was hoping i could go on national tv wtf.

3 hours after i landed, i’m here blogging.

YOU ARE WELCOME.

I really hope i’m getting paid by the amount of time i spent on my blog and twitter and FB. I will really be quite rich. I don’t mind lotsa OT too.

This is my second time to Bangkok. The first time was hell because i spent half an hour in a taxi AT THE SAME SPOT (not my fault) and also lost my camera (my fault) so i was kinda too pissed to go back again.

This time i went with Iyvene who emo me because i didn’t go traveling with her last year so this is a mini trip for us.

Anyway wherever we go we always managed to blend into the locals. We went to Vietnam and everyone thought we were Vietnamese we went to Taiwan everyone thought we were Taiwanese. When we went to London, a white woman asked us for direction. But this time her Thai-ness seriously beats me with a landslide victory wtf. She was like everyone talks to me in Thai, wtf? I just joked she has the international look lo.

Anyway this is also like my most cincai trip ever. I brought a total of maybe 5 pieces of clothing and couldn’t even bother putting much make up so no have a lot of pics of me!

#1

in a Tuk Tuk. BAD IDEA.

That was my perfect hair.

#2

This is when Tuk Tuk stopped.

#3

Damn 7 kiasu bought the very expensive offering so the Gods (or whatever almighty being who remotely reads mind)  will prioritize my prayers first before others who paid like 20 Baht wtf.

#4

Lunch.

Totally no planning whatsoever so we just ate some random noodle in a food court.

#5

Went for Mos Burger for snack.

Seriously, MALAYSIA, Y U NO MOS BURGER?

Y we must go Thailand and Singapore to eat?

Y?!

#6

view of Bangkok! Super colorful!!

#7

Discovering new things in Chatuchak

#8

This thing is quite amazing!! A 30 Baht coconut ice cream with sweetened pumpkin and corn and coconut flesh.

PLUS FREE COCONUT JUICE!!! Zomg worth it!!! #VeryMalaysian

Seriously i always have this thinking that if the coconut juice is super sweet, it normally has shitty tasting flesh, and vice versa. BUT NO! Everything was sweet and nice <3

#9

Picture in a taxi. Apparent, from what i understand looking at the signs, you can’t do the following in the taxi:

1. Eat durian

2. Drink alcohol

3. Bring pets.

4. Play with your friend. (No meh?)

5. Shoot the taxi driver or your friend with guns

6. Become a goat WTF?!

Are Thai people WEREGOATS?! Is that why they have Full Moon Party?!

#10

Then then then!!!

At night, we met up with my Japanese friends who brought us to the BEST JAPANESE RESTAURANT EVER ZOMGGG.

I have heard Japanese food is good in Bangkok but i didn’t know it was that good omg. But be warned. It is VERY expensive. We didn’t pay for it so it’s okay la. Kiam people like us can never haz good food like this >.<

Ok if you say you love me i will tell you where it is.

.

.

.

.

.

.

THANK YOU. ME TOO.

It is called MARU Kaiseki Restaurant, at
95/5-6 Soi Tonglor 3,
Sukhumvit 55 Bangkok 10110
Tel: 0-2712-5001-2

Seriously, i think the food is so good because the chef is really good and has a personal touch. So much that he writes the menu of the restaurant.

#11

Not only that.

#12

Awesome.

#13

Salad

#14

Takoyaki

#15

Sushi which entrusted me of the chef.

#16

It was zomg good.

#17

I was enthrusted of the chef so much that i ate the  green stuff in a prawn head.

I KNOW.

But it was good.

#18

Mini clam miso soup

#19

Some…. thingie with…. other thingies.

:X

#20

The next day. This is the only picture i took before sweat and dust and other sort of pollution took over my face.

.

.

.

.

.

.

this big space is for 20 other imaginary chio camho shots which didn’t happen

.

.

.

.

*calls it a day

#21

Night view from our hotel!! Awesome!

#22

Observation deck from Baiyoke Sky.

#23

Took many many shots last night but i decided there’s only one where i look relatively cute.

#24

Which is this.

END.

Since you all asked for it!

Subscribe my youtube channel at Youtube.com/cheeserland