Wahaha Blurdie Hiao

Lame Cock Wing
Circle I Limbo

Superb-excuse-maker
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Promise-breaker
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Crook
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Speedy-comebackline-generator
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

My Freedom Imprisoner
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

My Happiness’s Assassin
Circle VII Burning Sands

Trojanizer
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Hacker
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Cheese your own hiao

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Why do we worship cheese?

Ringoism Community FAQ

Q: Why do Ringoists worship cheese?
A: Because cheese is holy. (if you dont believe, go and count how many it has.)

Acknowledgment:Inspired by Miss Michi Road’s question:”why is cheese holey?”. (8th October 2004. LUCT:Class 8. 10:34am)

Muddy Eye Candy…
(I had an uncontrolable urge to entitle this entry “Taegukgized” but the thought of abusing “ilization” and “ilizing” everything makes me shudder, not to mention the potential disgust of others. So i will just leave it behind.)

Honestly, I wished I hadn’t watched Taegukgi, cause I feel as if I’ve just gone thru a major mental trauma.

Tuesday afternoon, knowing that Korean flick is gonna be outta cinema soon, I bugged Mozzerelly to go watch with me before it was too late. Yeah, there will always be pirated vcds, but by no means a 29 inches box can beat a few-metres-wide screen. And you feel more comfortable to cry in the dark, by the way. read more

This essay will discuss how studying in self-attested creative university college makes the students creativer and intelligenter than ever.

First of all, for MCM Sem 5 students, they haved this omnipotent lecturer Puan A.L.L (who act more like a primary teacher cum guru discipline cum everything-must-nod-your-head-boss) teached them Law, Policy and Regulation module.

Indeed, she endeavors to imparted her knowledge about all sorts of rules and regulation to them, hoping they will improved their grammar and skill of writed. “If you couldn’t even brushed up your grammar, how are you going to wrote a good academic essay?” (A.L.L., class 8, 10.25am). read more

De-cheesilization and Pasted tense gone Cheesed Day!

I cannoted believes i actually de-cheesilized myself today.

I am no longer the Cheesiest Queen no more… Because, because, because……

I cutted my nails!

I really doesnt meant to cutted my nails!

Self confess–Im not a good Ringoist. I broke the Ringoism principle!

The rule of thumb (no pun intended) is, when one nail breaks, i will have to cut it all. Few weeks ago i breaked my right pinky nail, and i pretended nothing happened. And then today i breaked my right ring finger nail again! Time to rest in peace, you people. I mean, you nails. read more