As A.L.L is improving her english, Mozzie and I have little to joke about in car on the way back after class.

As the last assignment for her module is finally done, we regained the mood to come up with our own crapssignment.

Then out of the pink we started this expressive alphabets thingie.

It is a A-Z reference list to cheese up our conversation.

In case you are the expressionless kind, we have some “expressions” you can use (royalty free) “dengan penuh emosinya”.

These are our exclusive FUAE (Frequently Used Audibles + Emoticons). (Emoticons are to be shown on the face of the speaker.) read more

Out of curiosity and boredom, i typed these following sentences and translated them into different languages.
And boy are the translations hilarious!

Original:
I love cheese very very very much.
I am cheeses about cheeses.
I practice Ringoism.
I believe in Cheeses Crust.
I have 23 official Ringoism disciples.
I am tobacco allergic and nicotine intolerant.
I am allergic to a hybrid of Bulldog and Shitzu too. (Know why? Ask me!)
Parmie has a few friends: Dead carcass kitty the HAZEL, Bloody innocent teddy GLOOMY and Mr Long Tail Monkey wild berry milk shake read more

Cheese Ups
• I finished MOST of my assignments.

• I actually completed the 3 ad campaign ALL BY MYSELF.

• That’s unbelievable!

• Craig Linder’s piano dreamer is ever so soothing.

• The way Mozzie talks never fails to make me smile.

Before
She was so conceptless with her interactive cd assignment, she decided to see Siew Poh for consultation.

After
Mozzie: Yay, I am no longer conceptless!
Siew Poh: Yes, I conceptualized you.
Mozzie: NO! You unconceptlessified me!

• Finally I brought mommy to the college and enlightened her about how dressfully fashionable our fellow students here are. read more

This is the first time I brought Parmie back to Sban, and she (hmm… he? It? Shim? Okay nevermind, she then) is very excited!

But something was wrong with me. I kept seeing carcasses!

To be precise, I THINK I saw carcasses. Black little bird carcasses, along the road. I almost swore I saw more than 9 dead birds, 5 on the way to cyberjaya, and 4 (or more, im not sure) on the way back Sban. It was weird. There were unusual whopping flocks of birds today, along the highway, from the cyberjaya exit. And the way they flew off was weird. read more

“NOW U HAVE, NOW U DONT” is used best to describe our JRN210 Media Law module.
(Same goes to the “NOW U HEAR, NOW U DONT” Yahoo audibles.)

Mr EetMeansYiiah told us class had been moved to Saturday morning.

It means, yiah, i have to sacrifice my dance class Saturday morning to attend class.

But it’s okay cuz it means, yiah, Monday will have no class so i can still stay a day longer in Seremban. Mommy misses me!

Then, came Mr Jackyn Victor.. Oops, Justin i mean, who called Mozzie and spread the “Saturday’s class has been cancelled” news. Friends even posted bulletin on Friendster telling every one who is in Media Law class. read more

C-food Chowder

Main ingredients:
Cornflakes (internal), Chess nuts, sprinkled with “Caffein intolerance” herbs.

Okay, it is not fun to play with your caffein intolerance, I’ve learnt.

The first time was 2 cups of chamomile with Annie. And how wrong was I to think that chamomile aids one’s sleep. At least it doesn’t work for me. So I had a battle with insomnia that day.

2nd time. A cup of Café Mocha (summore it’s a SHORT one) with Mozzie in Bintang Ringgits (the Malaysian version of Starbucks) sent me to the Hiao of Insomnia again. read more

Cheese of the day— New Zealand Mainland Smoked Cheese

Packaging: A pack of 12 slices (250gram)

Price: RM 6.50

Availability: Village Grocer, Bangsar Village

Ingredients: Cheese (minimum 60%) (milk, salt, culture, vegetarian/calves rennet), water, milk solids, emulsifies (331, 339), salt, flavor, colour (160b), preservative (200).

Apparently people who will like this cheese must have a salty tooth. Okay, I crapped that out but it is waaaaaaaaay too salty! ( I tried it with a couple of cream crakers.) read more

I’m still trying figure out why some guys are so incapable of coming up with creative cheese-up lines nowadays.

I don’t know if this happens to you but I often receive some sms’es from strange numbers which, without fail, read “Hi (or hie, hello), can we be friends (fren/ frens/ a fren, depends on his grammar culture)?”.

Then my reply would be “who (the cheese, depends on my mood) are you?”

Check out their replies.

Type 1
“You don’t know me. I just simply sent a message and found you.” read more

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream
“Oh my God! They’ve found me!” and bolt.

2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look
suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.

3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that
you can’t get the damn thing to work. After he/she’s turned it on, wait
5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.

4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly. read more

Cream of Sighs

“One of the things that make me happy is the sight of so many different colours, heights and shapes screaming, clapping, and shouting.

“What a happy lot they are. To me, it is an indication that they are happy here,” said Prime Minister Datuk Seri Ahmad Badawi in Limkokwing University College Technology in Cyberjaya Monday.

(Quoted from Star Education, 17 October, 2004.)

Yeah right, dear PM. We screamed becaused we needed to do something that would prevent us from getting bored to death. read more

Cheese on!

You know what, I started to believe that no news is good news. There’s not much (bad) things happening these days so the good news is I don’t need to dengan penuh emosinya (quoted from Mozzarelly C., 2004) write, okay, type, till I feel like vomit blood.

But come to think of it in another contradictory perspective, bad news is actually good news. Why? Because im a journalist! I mean, people just don’t write good stuff as dengan penuh emosinya(DPE) as bad/sad stuff. Let say you’re happy today you would say “I am so happy today!” , or maybe, “I am so, so, so, happy today!”. But if you are disappointed, sad, angry, desperate, betrayed, cheesed-off, whatever, you can go on and on and on… You just don’t see people write a compliment to the government as brilliant and as DPE as a complaint to, say, just LUCT. And why are most of the award-winning songs and lyrics are written at the time of heartbrokenness? So in a way bad things prompt people to write. Okay, type. The “badder” the thing is, the better you can write. read more

I don’t see a problem out of having an affair with pinks. I have (almost) everything in pink, ranges from lip glosses, sweaters, sneakers, cardigans, hair bands, earrings, crystals, Baby-Ts, bikinis, pouches, bags, wallet, to hand phone casing, car accessories, to yahoo avatar and blog layout.

Quote:
She’s the world PINK icon. Her car is full of pinks, her wardrobe I imagine, is also full of pinks, her brain is probably pink in color, her mood is always pink, her hair is soon going to be pink, and I don’t know what else she will think of next. Thank goodness her car isn’t pink. YET. (Chen, M. C., 2004, para. 6) read more