Pun of the day:
Lord Ringo sent to row Rodrigo Santoro.
My most beloved Rodrigo Santoro.
To prove my impassioned lust and love for him, just type “Rodrigo” and search within Cheeserland, you will see that my frequent mention about him in my blog does not even suffice to illustrate how much he means to me than just a 190cm handsome small time actor whom i secretly hope will never make it big because then i’ll have to dedicate my admiration to him together with a million of other fans, which will make me think that he’s not special anymore.
that charming boy next door every high school girl dreams of
to that damn hot can die brazillian model (so hot he can melt on my toast and i’ll eat him up topped with a sunny-side-up).
to that gaze-at-me-and-i-will-die-for-you guy from Love Actually, my MOSTEST FAVORITEST romance comedy
to that whoever-he-is-i-just-know-he-is-super-far-king-gorgeous dude from Lost Season 3 i haven’t watched
WHO
BECAME
LIDDIS
IN
300!!!666
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OMFC i dunno if i should hate him or love him more! He’s like… turned into a megalomaniacal Persian God-King with super kohl-rimmed eyes kao-er than Jack Sparrow, penciled eyebrow more defined than Gwen Stefani, sadomasochistic gold chains and piercings all over his beautiful and scantily-clad body plus a peculiar predilection for making people kneel before him.
AND HE REDUCED HIMSELF TO A SKIN HEAD IN METAL SWIMMING TRUNK!!!
HE’S A GAY GOD!!!
OMFC can you believe it?!? Why oh why my sugar cane sweetie pie honey muffin cheesy cupcake Santoro?!? How can you how can you how can you!
By the way, i’d think that the movie sounds better with the title “1800 packs”.
Because!!!
All 300 of them have super firm almost-arrow-proof six-pack abs. OMFC abs ovedose.
Gimme back my original Santoro!
Ahem.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
Ahem.
=X
300 is one the coolest movies EVER man!!!
Wah!! The gay god is HIM?? cheeseness me…! Hey..with all honesty….the third pic of him bears an uncanny resemblance to the gay 2nd-lead singer of Boyzone……..
LOL..
omg how did I not perasan it was SANTORO! @_@;; In cinema I was seriously saying OMG XERXES is a GAY GOD..and effectively making the people in the back and front to believe that he is gay.
and 300..omg man boobs..eep sorry..XD 300 was pure eyecandy for me. No seriously bouncing man boobs..and abs..and the omg gayness.
XD
in fact, i was thinking why the hell was he carrying his balls in a metal basket??????????????
…. tsk tsk tsk ….
every hunk has a bad fashion day.
Now the kneeling make a whole lot more sense…
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lolz.. i gotta say.. 300 is an interesting n nice movie 2 watch!! plus some guys in the movie r hot.. :X
cheesie, u spread ur craziness 2 me.. XD
OMC,I’ve juz watched the movie yesterday,n I dunno the gay god is him!He looks so totally DIFFERENT,ok?!Honestly hor,I hate the King Xerxes I lor.He looks so weird… -___-|||
P/s:Ringo,I love tis post except the last 3 pics.Rodrigo Santoro(the original one of course) is TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!! 🙂
Totally agree! he looked so terribly gay in that movie! But then again, I guess they had to remain true to the graphic novel version.
Totoro is better lah…
what a waste, man……… santoro no more handsome dy ….
anyways, hilarious post 🙂
I didn’t know he’s that handsome outside of the movie!! Buahahahaha!!
now i can’t wait to watch 300 !!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMC i didn’t know rodrigo is soooooooooo good looking! drools.
I share your pain! (even though I haven’t ever heard of him before reading this post) Why do so many cute guys have to go make themselves un-cute?!
Hopefully it’s just for the movie and he’ll be back to his former looks (as opposed to former self) again…
He was so GOoD looKING when not dressing up as a Purse-ian~~ He was totally destroyed by the Grease…
Man.. those 300 ab buffed spartans makes want to redouble my efforts in the gym!
Loveeeeeeeee the movie so much.
Just watch it yest ….ahahahhaaa…….
Yeah 300 is definately made to trill female fans, as the ab’s promo and bouncing Man bewbs are really too much for any guy to take*puking* arrghhh the very sight of the men in the movie almost all ran around with a cpe and under-wear…*con’t to puke* hahaha j/k, but an awesome movie in overall……..though no hot chicks in the movie *wish cheesie was in there* its cool…..
The slow mo pause motion fight scenes are to die for and omfc the gayness of xerxes…..sigh…..and he was actually not bad looking before……*after i saw the pics* now…he has been reborned errmm I mean transformed into a gay god…..
Cheesie…Cheesie…..why you’re not in there??? I mean imagine Cheesie as the one saying “only Spartian Women, give birth to STRONG SPartian Men” =p hehehehe that’ll be errmmm weird……would like to see you in that dress though, errmmm if you could call it a dress or cloth or what ever……
The good news is that he won’t leave you to make cheese with his other girlfriends ;^)
wondering what will happen if Leonaides able to hit him? haha….dead man
oh my god! i loved karl in love actually and wth why he became so fugly in 300?!?!?!?!? *sob*
and his bod also damn different in 300….meatier..not so nice already 🙁 ish ish ish.
now i’m traumatised.
yikes!! never thought the gay-lou xerxes is so good-looking outside the screen… its such a waste, having to make himself such a clown… and gay pula… man, though i’m a guy, i guess i know your pain…
I think Rodrigo is a great actor, as a great actor he should try every kind of role in his movie, he makes us shocking, screaming, that’s why he’s a good actor to me
agree 100%!! a good actor should try every different he can land his hands on. but still, its quite painful to see someone being… ‘distorted’ like that… oh well, i guess that’s part of the job…
Hot!!!
heee’s soooooooooooooooooo HOT!!!! oh my! !