Pun of the day:
Guess it’s the jeans that make my legs so long.

(Double pun ok, albeit one recycled. I’m a cheesnius. Muahahah.)

 

I was searching for jean’s pictures and i saw these picture Jolin posed for Levi’s.

Very very pretty.

 

But i found something extremely disturbing. Especially in the picture below.

Jolin is only 158cm (she lied, however tall she claims she is).

HOW ON EARTH DO HER LEGS LOOK SO LONG?

Like earth worms liddat. So looooooooooong.

 

 
HOW? HOW HOW HOW HOW?!??!

 

Ok. She exercises like mad everyday. She does yoga, she eats only steamed veggies, she’s did a nose job and a boob job and she probably donated 666 billion dollars in her previous life to deserve such a beautiful next life.

So she was born with this insanely proportionate body that makes her a 九头美女 (nine-head beauty, meaning she looks like her body is 9x her head’s length. This has nothing to do with actual height). But even so, her legs can’t look THAT long. Unless! Her head is as small as a kiwi.

 

Therefore.

 

I’m 100% sure that the picture has gone through excruciating digital surgery for that effect.

No. wait. Maybe it’s the jeans. Levi’s does hint that their divine denim can make girls look like they have pins that stretch on forever and ever, don’t they?

 

Yes, i’m 10000% sure that it’s the jeans. Levi’s jeans work like magic to your lower torso.

But guess what?

 

GUESS AGAIN!

 

Yes, it’s my Guess jeans again. I think i just bought a pair of magic jeans. With my Guess jeans, my legs can stretch longer than Jolin’s. It’s true. I even have an ad for it.

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Click for a larger image

 

I love Photoshop I love my jeans.

 

 

 

Eh. Clap la. I spent at least 3 hours posing and editing that picture okay.

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