American Pretty Boy Idol

February 28, 2008 in Cheesellaneous

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Have you seen the guys? Almost all of them are of toy boy quality! What’s happening!!! Where are the macho Bo Bice-ish male singers!!! They send all the high school boys to syrup you all over until you die of diabetes. Wtf!

 

WHO GIVES A DAMN ABOUT THE GIRLS!

 

The male contestants have got really boring names! There are two Jasons and three Davids!

 

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I think he looks very Westlifeish! But memang tak boleh quite tahan his singing. And he’s got a fat ass.

 

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I like this Jason. Very cheerful and handsome but last night he looked a little creepy. Did he apply lipstick?!?

 

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Garrett, 17. Looks like he just walked out from a Japanese comic book! But got voted off d!

 

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Danny, 18. He is effeminate but very so… so… erm… pretty? Wtf! He should go join Malaysian Dream Girl. Can win hands down man.

 

 

I think those named David are the ones who sing best!

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David, 25. This is the only David i don’t like. I’m not quite the rocker fan. I prefer mushy mushy singer.

 

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David too, 24. He’s one of my favorite! Okay i actually have two favorites and i’m so indecisive! I dunno who i think i’d marry! I loooooove him cuz his look kinda reminds me of an old old crush. Too cute!

 

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David three, 17. Ooooomg he’s soooooooooooooooooooooo adorable makes you just wanna kidnap him and chuck him into your handbag and bring home . Bet all the gay guys in AI are secretly in love with him!

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