I sleep better with Chipster?

February 29, 2008 in Eccentric Ringoism

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?

How can you actually sleep (let alone better) with Chipster around you because it’s a freaking nightmare!!

What? Have you not read the spooky stories about Chipster?

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TELL ME YOU CAN SLEEP WITH THIS IMAGE STUCK IN YOUR HEAD ALL NIGHT!

It’s been haunting me until today and i dare not put any bag of Chipster anywhere near my room and i’ll make sure i double-lock my door before going to sleep.

Because at night, i’ll hear faint voices of hundreds of crisp spirits wailing outside my door begging me to eat them. Wtf? I mean, they can be really, really addictive, and it is scary. I suspect Chipster is actually an evil production of wretched old hags with black cats and brooms to bewitch human minds into crisp-worshiping mobs. One you start chomping down a crisp, there’s no turning back. You will be forever voodooed.

 

It’s vicious, IT’S VICIOUS!!!666

 

If you don’t believe, read the Chipster Ghost story.

Disclaimer: Cheeserland.com is not responsible for any possible kind of insomnia and trauma caused.

 

Okay. Spooky story aside, see you all on 15th March at Nuffnang’s Pajama Party. Any exorcist going?