How to improve le sexy time

November 15, 2011 in Commercial Break

(Please leave this blog and go watch a Bieber music video instead if you’re under 18 wtf.)

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Ok this is awkward but today will be the first ever time ever i talk about le sex topic wtf. *pokerface.jpg

I know most of us girls are vain and we care about our skin,  and how we look with nice hair and clothes, and fear aging etc etc. But have you ever thought about taking care of your inner health aka your vajayjay?

I mean, that could be the very important “inner beauty” that you have been missing out wtf. (HOR now we know what men means when they say “i love girls with inner beauty”!!!!)

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Our body needs exercise to stay young and healthy and so do our vajayjays wtf.

Which is why we do Kegel exercise (pelvic floor muscle exercise)!

However, many women do not know where their pelvic floor muscle is. Like any other muscles, without exercise (uhm, le sexy time doesn’t count), the pelvic floor muscles stretch and weaken as part of our natural process in aging.

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For those who are curious, here’s where the pelvic floor muscles are. Can you locate it?

And that is why Kegel exercise is really important:

1. Prevent Pelvic Organ Prolapse and treat Urinary Stress Incontinence (means you wet yourself due to weak pelvic floor muscles)

2. Pregnancy and delivery directly stretches and weakens the Pelvic Floor, causing urine control difficulties for months to years after childbirth.)

3. When your vajayjay gets old and saggy *gasp* and it will be less sexy time instead of le sexy time T___T.

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Ever wondered how you can achieve more orgasms with your4 partner? Exercising these lovely muscles can increase sexual satisfaction not only for our partners but for ourselves. This is because satisfaction for both partners often depends on good tone in muscles surrounding the vagina. The Pelvic Floor muscles are directly responsible for contracting rhythmically during orgasms. Weak and flabby muscles are less sensitive during sex due to inefficient blood flow and nerve supply to the pelvic region. Many women are not aware of this and suffer in silence not being able to pleasure themselves and their partners.
- Social & psychological consequences due to incontinence and sexual dissatisfaction: loss of self-esteem, depression, anxiety, feelings of helplessness, and adapting a less active lifestyle.

Do you know that the pelvic floor muscles are directly responsible for contracting rhythmically during orgasms? Weak and flabby muscles are less sensitive during le sexy time due to inefficient blood flow and nerve supply to the pelvic region.

So if you want better and more quality le sexy time, you need Kegel excercise and here’s something that can help you with it:

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Vibrance Kegel Device. (It’s okay, neither have i. >.<)


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And it looks like this!!

I know now y’all are like


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Wait for it, i will explain.


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So in this little box, it contains the important Kegel Device, which looks like this.


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i know, i know. It’s not really what you think it is, but it’s kinda really what you think it is.

Vibrance Kegel Device is a medical device that helps pelvic floor exercises, ensuring it is done efficiently, accurately and strengthening them in the process, because many woman do it wrongly and don’t even know where it is!

So this device helps you determine that the correct muscle is being exercised as opposed to doing it wrongly by contracting our abdomen, thigh or buttock muscles.

If you contract the right muscle, the device will have an active biofeedback through mild vibration (!!!!!) This gives you the confidence that you are exercising the correct muscle.


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Those 3 rubbery things that you saw just now, are actually resistance sheaths. Now think of it like doing weights. Once you find a 5KG weights easy peasy, you want to increase it to maybe 7KG. and that’s how the resistance sheaths work, they are all the same size but with increasing stiffness for 3 levels.

Once you master level 3, man you have a Super Vajayjay wtf. #megusta.jpg

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It also comes with audio guided training with a click of a button at the bottom. It helps us keep track when to contract and relax during our exercise with a beep sound. The exercise is about 5 minutes long and recommended to be done twice daily.

Now about the material, it is made of  Medical Grade Silicone Rubber that is hypoallergenic and antimicrobial. It’s easy to clean, and fits all inside a box that’s compact, lightweight and portable.

So yea i made a meme of Derpina with a Vibrance Kegel Device lolol

And the sequel:



Good news is!

All of you who have read this entry get a promotional price at RM450 Vibrance Kegel Device Boxed Set with Vibrance Lubricant and Vibrance Cleanser at Bioinfinity online store (original price is RM598 without lubricant and cleanser).

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Lubricant and cleanser.

All you have to do is enter this code number within the next 7 days: 8888

AND….

I’m giving away one set of Vibrance Kegel Device! Just mention why you want to win this at the comment section! The best entry wins it!

There’s also a Maternity & Children Expo where the device will be sold at RM450 too, give it a visit to see the device first hand!

Date: 18th- 20th November 2011

Time:10.00 a.m – 9.00 p.m.

Location: booth in Hall 1 booth no.67 , Mid Valley Exhibition Centre

Further info at www.mybioinfinity.com

And i wish you all a happy le sexy time!!!

52 people cheesed “How to improve le sexy time”

  1. Lols that’s what I thought as well, better sex life lols…*cough* and a whole other medically healthy benefit as well….of course.

    but hey good sex=happy physical health+mental health!

    Well, my mental health is not so good as well with my physical health what with work and hubbie recent knee surgery :cry:

    so that would mean I need to improve my (by my I mean our) sex life! both of us can be mentally and physically healthier plus, it’ll double as hubbies physiotherapy *awwwwyeah~*

    You wouldn’t say no to a cripple would you? *puppy eyes*

  2. this really looks like a vibrator disguised as some health thing. but, I want one (the health thing, that is), so I’m going to post something here.

    I really want one, pls pls pls. I want a Kegel Vibrato- wait I mean Vibrance device for the sake of my partner, and not myself!

    I promise to clean it, wash it, take care of it, and not share it with other people. (Although if it’s really useful, I’ll recommend it to all my girlfriends).

  3. Yea, it’s quite awkward too for me to share this here. But i do need this, cos after giving birth to my first child last year, i have this ‘involuntarily leakage of urine’ problem. Not serious, but quite troublesome since i have to always be alert. Whenever i sneeze, cough or laugh hard, it happens :( . And, after 1st child to, I find it quite hard to achieve orgasm whenever i have sexy time with hubby. Not as frequent as before…. so yea, I wanna give Bioinfinity a try. Hope it’ll be able to help in leakage problem, and bringing ‘firework’ back to my sex life. Hehe…

  4. i deserve to win this because i don’t want to “chung kopi” (cantonese). it’s like you’re at a kopitiam right, and the guy that makes your cup of kopi…they put the coffee powder, condensed milk and sugar inside the cup right. then they pour the hot water in. then after that, he put a spoon in and he stirs the mixture violently, up and down, left right. now imagine the spoon and cup hole is something else.

  5. i just want this because i want to have some ME GUSTA time woohoo~~~challenge accepted^^…and give awesome sex life to my partner…

  6. I would like to win this so I can have a tight vajayjay ;)! I’m kidding. I’ve heard about kegel exercises before, but I’d like to know that um exercising the right ones instead of thigh/butt muscles.

  7. I probably want to win this because I still don’t know what it is! HAHAHAHAHAHA.

  8. Actually, i dun really understand what is this?? Huh?? O.o Paiseh… >< maybe i'm still not yet reach 21 i guess….[now 20] LOL haha.. anyways.. nice BLog.. i love CHessie!!! :razz:

  9. I want to win this because I just started out doing ~le sexy time~ with my boyfriend and I feel really inexperienced… I’d like to try this out so I can re-enact the sequel of your Kegel comic!
    I’M SO EXCITED FOR IT CHEESIE PLEASE LET ME RE-ENACT THE COMIC :lol: :twisted:

  10. mm.. awks.. yeh..
    funtiem

  11. Best.Advertorial.EVAR.

  12. This is really awesome! I’ve been told about kegal exercise but as you said, many woman are still not sure where is the pelvic floor is. Certainly this includes me! :cry: I been trying to keep doing this exercise but i dont seem to get much/any results from it ( i can tell from the way my partner is when we have “le sexy time” ). Besides that, i’ve also been experiencing some difficulty trying to hold in my urine. I believe it could also be because of the condition of my pelvic muscles are. So winning this would mean having a chance to bring life, not just to our relationship, but also to my well being. :)

  13. this post is informative and entertaining XDDD
    esp
    ““i love girls with inner beauty”!!!!”
    HAHAHAHAAHAA

  14. because I meme as much as you. and we both do it #likeaboss :twisted:

  15. I wanna win because……………….. if Derpina can get action like that bove and make her man happy, I want to be able to do that too! Plus, I never know if I’m doing it right or wrong, it just feels like I’m shitting/peeing wtf

  16. :evil: I need to win this shit for all its unintended usage and wrong reasons #foreveralone.

  17. Hi Cheesie! I never thought that you would do an ad about something pertaining to having a better sex life but I like how you managed to do it so professionally ^^

    I would love love love to win this because I’m a little reserved and traditional when it comes to sex with my bf, we promised each other that we would wait patiently until we get married and then only fully give ourselves to each other. I know! It sounds so cheesie (pun intended lol!) but that’s the promise that we made to each other when we got together about 4 years ago. I know maybe most guys will not be so willing to wait like this, so..I want out first time to be awesome and legendary (like your meme hehehe). I believe that by having the Vibrance Kegel Device, it will help me to be more prepared to give him a memorable first time and reward him for all his patience ;) Thanks and I really hope to hear from you! :)

  18. Ogad, this post absolutely cracked me up… could not stop laughing at the meme

  19. lmfao
    That looks about asian man size :lol:
    so cheese fess up
    What is your best free product
    The phone , the make up or that?

    • PS
      If only BMW could build one of those into the car seat of a pink convertible with dashboard black amex your life would be complete hehe

  20. Best advert ever, indeed!

    But girls, this doesn’t help you if you really suck in bed! Ok, that pun was intended, lol.
    My point is, if you are real bad in bed and don’t know your sexy time kung-fu, this item will not help you very much!

    :roll:

  21. confusious said

    “Your dildo may never scold you but nor will it ever hold you”

    And no I do not want to win it, women in my life dont need it and I would hate to explain having that retrieved in A&E

    “Its my girlfriends, she left it on the sofa and I accidentally sat on it”

  22. i wanna win it cos i want to have le sexy time.. :razz:

  23. I want to win this and i NEED to win this because my ex boyfriend whom i’ve been with for four years has a HUGE erhem. and now i plan to go out with this other guy, and honestly, his erhem isn’t as big, which is not to say it is small, it just isn’t as big in comparison. and i am afraid that without this neither of us will feel anything. do *you* feel me? p.s. this is a true story. thanks.

  24. This is one awesome coolios advert write up!! :twisted:
    So,here goes….
    I really wanna win this fantastically awesome device, for my dearest beloved mummy!!
    She has gone through so much, giving birth to the 4 of us through natural birth, used up all her energy to raised us up to who we have became now, good girls and good boys!! It’s time to reward her something that would help her have a beautiful life ahead, from health wise to *ahem ahem* heavenly sexy bed times!! :razz: All i want is for her to be happy and stay healthy forever!! With this fantastic device, she can wipe away the menopause fear and others aging worries that would haunt her!! ;-)

  25. HAHAHAHAHAHAH

    OMG that epic sequence of Star Wars, Obama, explosions, unicorns, Beatles made me LOL so hard. :twisted:

  26. where will I put it if I win?

  27. Steve Jobs’ gift from the grave
    The iKnob

    • Rapping

      Hey my name is Ringo
      Jus tryin to make some Cheese sellin dis dildo
      yea I gotta tiny lidl waist
      My bling may be paste
      but my pics thrill yo
      but I have good taste
      nuttin go to waste
      Dis saturday buy my ol dresses
      Don be dissin my tresses
      i may be ginga but I aint no minga

      Do I win this dildo?

      There must be a charity for poor young wom3n who work in fortune cookie factories who would love this as a donation

  28. Cool advert! This looks useful :P

  29. because i have never had an orgasm before even after le sexy time and would really like to please le boyfriend (and myself)! *shy*

  30. M
    Its a him problem not a you problem
    If he he hasnt had the good grace to find out what buttons you like to be pushed tell the clown what you want and dont be shy
    , and he does that Asian thing
    ” Now I have had you nobodyelse will want you”
    Laugh in his face and turn around on your best heels

    Agony aunt Beast

  31. how interesting ! I’m curious… mmmmm

    xoxo HitomiNeko xoxo
    http://hitomineko-hn.blogspot.com

  32. awesome! I love love love this blog! So entertaining and informative! plus the pictures….. BONER….i mean .. BONUS! lolol!

    Best post ever. :twisted:

  33. The vibration alert part sounds le sexy to me! Pls pick me to win pls!!! After all, it’s pretty hard to exercise (you know where) without guidance! *shy*

  34. LOL
    love the cartoon characters

  35. Is it just me… or is the girl’s face on the packaging like… awesomeface.jpg

  36. Hi I am a HK reader and have been reading your blog for a while. I found out your blog through Xiacus’ blog regarding to a blogpost that you both came to HK and Japan for the free hotels!

    your blogpost is very interesting to read and the picutures you insert are hularious! i love them like those you post in this post.

    I m a mother of a 9 month old baby and I think the varjayjay maching is helpful for my pervic muscle since i have been through the delivery process! the muscles somehom must be weaken…. :@ if you would give it far way here in HK, I will really appreciate it!

    Anyway, will always support you and keep reading your fabulous blog!!!! :twisted:

  37. I want it so that I can let my partner use it for a part time ‘ass’ exercise !!

  38. GOSH I am in the wrong section :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

  39. Hope to be the winner so that I can start training up my pelvic floor muscles before the wedding day :razz:

  40. I’m new to this blog (came over via Xiaxue!), and I have to tell you, your Derpina cartoons made me laugh so hard I coughed, and people started looking at me. Tight vajins, FTW!

  41. Thanks so much for commenting , you guys are awesome!!! Giveaway is closed now and the winner has been chosen. It is Kimberlycun! Congrats to your vajayjay!!! Will email you details to collect the device :)

  42. Selling Vibrance Kegel device for RM450 with Free lubricant and cleanser worth (RM50)

  43. brand new vibrance kegel device for sale! only at RM450 with free lubricant and cleanser.

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