No matter what I blog I end up offending someone. So let’s talk about something boring and mundane today. Like, I had KFC for lunch today. It’s oily and unhealthy. Ok scrap that. KFC will feel offended.

Talk about petrol hike can gua. Everyone is already offended by it. Plus, petrol is not sentient. It won’t get offended. So I guess it’s relatively safe.

I cancelled my car order. God I just again offended someone. Now there’s one angry car dealer more on this planet.

For several reasons actually, that I cancelled the order. read more

Season Surf and Club

Odyssey Surf School

Three happy surfers. That is Keju, Icy and Chriso.

They learnt how to surf.

Keju the Flying Fish

I learnt how to bargain for a massage.

By the way Life of Pi is such an inappropriate book to read out on a beach holiday. -_-

People sun tanning at the beach.

Cheesie: I don’t get it.
Icy: I don’t get it either.

Ever heard of skin cancer?

But, excuse us. Because we are vey much excusable. See,

Ice = Melt under hot sun
Cheese = Melt under hot sun read more

Update: A brand new Coach sling bag for sale. Please visit Cheesie’s Wardrobe.

I had my hair dyed red.

Inspired by the Scarlett girls in Bali.

No la. Red isn’t even my favorite color. but hor i decided to give it a try, so what do you think?

no make up

made up

waaaaay too much make up

I came to realize to not be too certain about anything in life. Seven years ago i swore that i’d never do anything to my long, black hair. I won’t cut it for an ONS with Hugh Jackman, i would never ever perm it because i liked it silky straight, and i lagi never would dye it because i think it’s a very stupid thing to do, like smoking. read more

I can’t believe it happened to me. Twice. Two years in a row.

HH and I were eating some famous Asam Laksa at this Pasar Malam an hour ago. It was an exceptionally empty today. Normally it takes you 15 minutes standing beside the crowd drooling while waiting for a seat and another 20 minutes of waiting before your Laksa arrives. Today, 2 mintues later and we were downing steaming bowls of Laksa.

Two very old ladies came and sat beside us.

The Laksa was yummy.

HH nudged me lightly and whispered. read more

Bakso (Indonesian meatball soup) in Ubud.

My travel buddies had decided that their poses with food are too boring and went on an attempt to mock the Cheesie pose.

The original CheesieMousie pose

ChrisoMousie pose.

And…

Failed!!!

HAHAHHA!!

He’s better off at acting cute actually.

The happy happy Cheesie pose

This is my favorite pic of Keju during our entire trip!

Eat chips and win a trip to Old Trafford, home of the Red Devils Manchester United!

The top 30 football point collectors will win a grand Football Tour to Manchester, England worth RM15,000 each! How do you win your way to a live match in Old Trafford?

Just snack on Mister Potato!

Collect as many red canister paper seals or empty packs of limited edition Mister Potato.

•160g canister seal = 3 points
•85g pouch = 2 points
•55g pouch = 1 point

On top of that, there are also monthly prizes and sms contest. read more

Wa so punny! I like. 😀

Speaking of wildness, i wonder if there’s such thing as wild cheese. See they got wild mushroom, wild berry, and even wild garlic. Since cheese is cultivated, if it is wild then it should come from a very exotic, undomesticated beast.

God i’m so good at digressing. Anyway! What am i going to wear for Nuffnang’s Wild ‘Live’ Blogging party!! For their Pirates Party i had a Pirate Costume, and for their Pajamas Party i had my PJs. Wild life wor. How? Good la if my name is Jane i can just go to the party naked. But i’m a cheese wor. Plus i don’t even know which altercheesego is going to take over that night. Like i say, i might be a confused mousie who thinks that she is a mutated bunny obsessed with cheese, or a obsessed bunny who thinks that she is a confused mousie mutated into cheese, or a confused cheese who thinks that she is a mutated mousie obsessed with bunnies. read more

Petrol is going to be just about as expensive as alco!

Yay, let’s celebrate.

Drink up, drink up. Let’s all get drunk on this heavenly liquid.

No, seriously, buy bicycle lo.

This is Keju surfing.

This is Chriso surfing.

This is IcyQueenGoddess surfing. She has very very pretty pictures but she refuses to give face. So i give her no face.

Haha. You know i know we all know you’re gorgeous! 🙂

This is Cheesie surfing.

What? I really cannot swim. I mean, i could, but i actually forgot how to swim.

By the way i’m now surfing next to a private pool at this awesomest villa i’ve ever stayed in.

This is Icy and me surfing at the lounge.

Looks like some kind of magnificent club right! read more

Drool!

is the name of my latest nail design.

Hello from Bali. Updates soon!

And today, I found a letter in my mailbox. It isn’t for me. But i’m itching to open it.

The letter is addressed to:

I have met JP twice and even attempted to choke him to death but no i did not dream about him like the 3 MDG girls did. And no i’m not obsessed with him and i’m most certainly sure that i’m not hallucinating (or am i?). But I received a letter that’s meant for him, which was somehow miraculously delivered to my house. I have several theories for this intriguing enigma. read more