The looooong awaited Cheescapade!! =D

*Tosses parmesan confetti and throws at everyone*

Have cheese!

N weeks ago, Albert had his hair highlighted.

Blue.

Now I have to call him Al-blue-bert.

The thing is, he seemed to be the only one who believes that his hair is bluish, when in fact everyone else thought it was greenish.

Bluebert got paranoid. He started grabbing everyone in sight by their collars/sleeves and asked, “What color is my hair? Huh huh huh ?”

I was one of his sleeve grabbing victims (Thank Cheesus I was not wearing sleeveless).

Bluebert: “What color is my hair? Huh huh huh ?”
Cheesie: “Uhm… *gazes at his hair for 10 sec* Green…ish?”
Bluebert: *utters a loooong sigh of disappointment*
Cheesie: “well… how bout uhm… turquoise?”
Bluebert: *eyes glisten with joy* REALLY??
Cheesie: But……*hesitates*
Bluebert: But what?
Cheesie: It makes you look like a peacock!
Bluebert: 0_o read more

Before i noticed, i was already talking to Mozzie in JJ’s language.

I went by the nick “cheesillicious~Yea you’re right i’m crazy” on MSN quite some time ago.

ChingChing will wait for free time to scribble says:
i disagree with you being crazy, i think you’re just pretty cheesy

cheesillicious~Yea you’re right i’m crazy says:
he said i am

ChingChing will wait for free time to scribble says:
aww…. there there

ChingChing will wait for free time to scribble says:
which cheesagarten did he go to? read more

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?

I lost my wallet 5 MONTHS AGO, and they found it today.

-_-“

Bloody hell.

After all the painstaking queueing and registrations and waiting and post-wallet-lost sufferings, you tell me now you FOUND MY WALLET.

The person who stole/picked up my wallet kept it under his/her/its/shims pillow for five months waiting for the money and coins to mate each other is it? Then he/she/it/shim finally accepted the fact that money is sterile and therefore decided to surrender it back to its owner is it?! Or are you LUCY people just plain LAZY to even pick up the phone and call the panicked wallet owner while saying “serves her right” and after five months you read an article about not returning other people’s belongings might end you up rotting in hell and hence the phone call is it?!? read more

PINK of The Day
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It’s liquid in a container no doubt.

But what liquid is that?

Answer is lavender iced tea with jelly cubes.

=)

And…

Thanx to KENNY SIAAAA

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Just to demonstrate how regular consumption of cheese strenghthens the bond between Ringoists and enhances their cheesy telepathy.

*edits cheesie:
For Ringoism lingo illiterate, CCCA—Cheesy Cheeses Cheese Acheese.

Cheesie: myspacebarisscrewed

Mozzie: then how do you put space?

Cheesie: pressharder

Cheesie: butithurtsmynails

Mozzie: myspace baris screwed = three words wei that actually exist

Cheesie: wow myspace has their own spacebucks

Mozzie: like friendster cafe? but friendster claims not to be connected to it read more

This is a magic cheese carpet more magical than Doraemon’s Dokodemo Doa.

Just click on wherever you want to go and prepare to embark on the cheesiest journey!

Lord of the Ringoism.
=Because i’m a Cheesecapist=

Stop complaining why i type so slow and that I complain that you type so slow.

Because I have the reason to and you don’t.

Everybody has the ability to type unless you are fingerless. I saw once a fingerless lady play bingo with a bingo blotter taped to her hand. It was both impressive and depressing at the same time. If I were you, I will knock myself with a 3-pounds edam on my head when I see the way Cheesie types.

Because, Cheesie is typingly-challenged.

Not that I am dyslexic or having fingeretardation. Simply because, my nails are long. Like, freaking long. read more

Let’s play the guessing game again.

What pink is this?

It looks like some roseate contact lens Xia Xue will wear.

Prizes for those who get it right again!

=D

More PINKish story.

hip-hoppy honey faces and sugar pies !!

The other day, albert made a promise.

Let’s see if he will fulfill it.

Which i then opened.

He wanted to remain “mysterious” so i fain did as he requested and pixelated his handsome face. But i think it is such a waste cuz honestly albert, you have never looked this good before, not even now, LOL. Hey come on who looks better in the IC than in real person right? You should feel special.

(In case you change your mind and want to de-mystify yourself facially, i would be more than happy to do so. =D ) read more