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I’m a graduate!

July 20, 2006

Pun of the day:
Hats off to the graduates who have surwised up to LUCT’s con-vocation.

 

It was the day of my convocation.

 

I have often dreamed of the day when things such as assignments, deadlines, more assignments, and more deadlines would haunt me no more.

And that day has finally arrived!

I have so much to complain about LUCT’s convocation. Not just that actually, LUCT as a whore whole too.

But since it was supposed to be my joyous occasion, i think i should just give it a break make it short. read more

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La Fitting end to the World Cup

July 15, 2006

Pun of the day:
Materazzi: Good mourning!
Zizou: Good your… err my head!

*Headbutts*

French supporters: *Lafite out loud*

Cheesie officially loves the World Cup.
It’s over but i’m looking forward to the next one four years later.

It gives me every reason to indulge in my mourning. (It works both ways. If my fav team wins, i’ll indulge in my celebration.)

 
 
This time around, i was mourning for Zidane’s headstrong mistake.

So i headed straight to a French restaurant headily. read more

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I want a yukata!

July 14, 2006

Pun of the day:
Yukatta desu ne! I found it i found it! 😀

***********update***********

Thank you guys for the info. You are the best! Mwah!

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I’m attending my convocation tomorrow! Cheepie Yipee!

Right after that, i will be going to Bon Odori. So if you see me, remember to say hi! 🙂

But!

Aki and I are traumatized, because we don’t have Yukatas to wear!!

Sobz!

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Super Movie Pun #2

July 13, 2006

It’s super movie pun of the month again! 😀

Today, let me present you…

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The Carrots In the Curry Bean!

(I hope it doesn’t smell like dead man’s cheese.)

Hmm… Carrots and curry beans.

So, does it mean that the movie is very…

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And it comes with a great side dish.

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We have eaten some indian food. Now we pass by a mamak, and some guys are talking…
 

Ali: HOI~! Orlando belum datang?
Ah Beng: Ya lah, olang-tu bloom datang lagi… read more

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I’m a punshine

July 11, 2006

Pun of the day:
I was caught red-handed surfing pun! O_o

I’m now a punshine for this stupundous website www.pungents.com , one of my sources of inspiration when i’m feeling punless.

187290322_a8f9775707_o by you.

187290321_1a8af0c586_o by you.

Cheese out the original version at pungents.com!

Finally my punniness has been recurdnized. 🙂

By the way kesian Zidane. 🙁
Brie brie France too.

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Join the school girl

July 9, 2006

Pun of the day:
Life goals on no matter who gets the Cup. 😉

I did one of those online quizzes, you know, those quizzes you do when you are bo liao, but somehow they will make you feel bo liaoer after doing them.

You Are a Schoolgirl!

You’re not quite as wild as a “kogyaru”, but with your short plaid skirt
and silly white socks, you’re still a sexual fetish object.
You can usually be seen hanging out in the girly section of the video game places,
collecting photobooth stickers of you and your friends. You may not be as innocent as you look.
Did those vending machine panties once belong to you?
What’s Your Japanese Subculture?

Yesh i’m a school girl!

I wonder right, if there’s an attention match between a Japanese school girl and the World Cup Final, what would the final score be?

Would it be nil:infinite ?

I had this evil plan of posting my Japanese school girl uniform photos at 2 a.m. tonight tomorrow morning later (damn, this time thing is confusing), to compete for attention with some war between spaghetti and french fries. read more

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Let’s speak in the Pasta Linguini!

July 7, 2006

Pun of the day:
Here…i’ll pasta rave-ioli review for you to read!

What is your favorite pasta sauce?

Basically there are three types: tomato-based, oil-based and cream-based.

I dislike tomato-based sauces. They are always too sweet, and so bland as well.

Spaghetti Bolognese is like the most boring food in the world.

It looks like rubber bands splashed with red paint all over. How appetizing is that?

You are probably thinking that my fav pasta sauce would definitely be cream-based. Well, it’s not. read more

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Commercial Break (KitKat Limited Ed)

July 5, 2006

Pun of the day:
Peacock: Yo, when are you gonna end your periods?
Cheesie: Soon.
Peacock: Can I end your periods with an enter?
Peacock: *Enters to end your periods*
Cheesie: So ur name is menopause?
Peacock: MAN! Oh, pause.

Lemon Cheesecake

When life gives you a huge lemon on a cake,
Maybe it’s time to have a break!

kk7 by you.

kk2 by you.

Strawberry

Hungry for strawberries like never before?
Well then, maybe you should have some more!

kk5 by you.

kk3 by you.

Dark Luxury

In a secluded sensuous haven, so dark and alluring,
Take your own sweet time to satisfy your craving. read more

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Punny Overkill

July 3, 2006

Pun of the day:
There are still some sporadick annoynymous(es) in Cheeserland.

You see, Cheeserland is a haremonious little sanctuary for mutated bunnies.

bm (3) by you.

The owner loves animals.

bm (8) by you.

She often mutates into harelucinates that she mutates into different animals.

The migration to Cheeser-dot-com-land was a wise move. It has rabbically reduced the amount of cuntless countless anonymouses, or should i say anonymice? Because mouses sounds wrong… Damn, this is annoying. I can never spell the word correctly. What’s the plural for annoynymous? read more

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Kenny’s Period

July 1, 2006

Pun of the day:
A prisoner’s favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.

(Nope i didn’t come up with this. I stole it from somewhere cuz i think it’s cool. :D)

Kenny. says:
*eats calcium*

cheesie~lepak kao kao says:
why u period meh

Kenny. says:
!

Kenny. says:
what period?

cheesie~lepak kao kao says:
period lor

cheesie~lepak kao kao says:
you know… 😛

Kenny. says:
i don’t have period!

cheesie~lepak kao kao says:
got!

Kenny. says:
where got! read more

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It sucks being cute

June 30, 2006

Pun of the day:
Cute animals get hare-assed a lot, purr things. They suffur at the hands of their a-boring public.

Come to think of it, I kinda kesian those so-cute-can-melt animals.

When I went to Taipei right, there were soooooooooo many cute puppies on display in pet shops every freaking where, my gooness (yes, i can’t pronounce it proferly. Stop laffing). So cute until ice cream can also melt in winter.

But it’s actually very tough being a cute animal.


original pix from cuteoverload.com read more

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So cute can melt! ^_^

June 28, 2006

Pun of the day:
I’m acutely awhere of playces that have furry animals to pet. ^_^

I love animals. You can learn so much from them.

These are some pix i took recently in various pet shops (oops… shhh).

After observing and studying these critters, I realized many things.


1. Animals got clique also.

a24 by you.

a26 by you.



2. They like to SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

a3 by you.

a4 by you.

a6 by you.

So cute can die!

a13 by you.

Ok maybe not all of them were sleeping. But some sure looked SLEEPY!
a9 by you.

Maybe some are confused.

a7 by you.

Some are just plain cranky.


3. Animals like to do funny stunts.
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