Pun of the day:
I Vant to Vatch V For Vendetta Vith you. Vhen are you a-Vailable?

Since I’m utterly hopeless in writing a macho blog, I decided that I’ll drown everyone in my cheeserland with my incorrigible bimboness from now on.

After reading The Right Angle Part I and Part II, Peachick came out with this idea to confuse everyone with my left and right face.

Hey that sounds fun! People say constantly looking at bigass pictures will make you mentally retarded. Therefore, to prevent such misfortune from happening, I made a little picture quiz that will help you exercise your brain a bit. Like how mahjong is good for the senile people kinda thing, you know. read more

Pun of the day:
*This commercial is sponsored by World Wildlife Featheration*

Penguin and Cheese Protection Guide

1.They are both sun-phobic
This rare and exotic penguin specimen, as to be predicted, suffers adverse reactions to sun exposure. She gets a horrible sunburn when…bah, screw global warming.

Penguin’s vulnerability to heat is quite similar to the cooking motion that a piece of cheese goes through. The cheese will either melt, or get grilled till chao da.

2.They both need a cool habitat.
Penguin hides in her fishie-laden igloo while Cheese resides in her, well, cheesy, fridge. read more

Pun of the day:
Cheesie: Hoi! 12am oredi. Faster submit your pun.
Peachick: Oh no! Do i get pun-ishment if i don’t submit?
Cheesie: Cheez you are *that* good. On the spot.
Peachick: If only on G spot too.

Keju said it’s like winning some Jalan Alor Singing Contest. LOL. But still, thank you so cheesy much, whoever voted for me. Effort much appreciated. =)

Pun of the day:
Keju gave me a ciplug yesterday.

Does anyone ever get tired of reading a bimbo blog? Bigass pic bigass pic bigass pic bigass pic bigass pic and MOREEEEEE bigass pic. Trust me, you’ll sooner or later get tired of someone’s right face.

I would very much like to refrain myself from posting more bigcheese photos of myself. I should instead write about issues that can perhaps make the world a better place to live in. Issues like, say… (well, do my pictures still count?) the rising cost of gasoline or the cruelty and maltreatment at Abu Gharib Ghaib Grahib Ghraib prison in Iraq? read more

Exactly a month ago, i was celebrating my 22nd birthday together with Lyss (whose birthday falls 9 days before mine) and other girls in a restaurant downtown.

In case you are wondering why haven’t you seen me posting up any photos of my birthday party, let me fulfill half your curiosity. It was the suckiest birthday party ever in my life. It was in fact so sucky, my fingers actually hurt when i type this.

But i’m not gonna tell you what happened, because im selling the story to HBO. You are much welcome to cast for a role though, if they like my drama. read more

Well.

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Some little Right-face-mania again. My friend Grace and Amber at Public Bank annual dinner.

Cheesie is notoriously stingy when it comes to replying sms’es. Sometimes she just so conveniently forgets to reply you.

She has a friend who is trying to save every 10cents possible by cramming her long and winding life story into a 160-character-long sms. That’s not stingy. It’s called kiasu.

(Her reply to my “Hey how did you spend your birthday” sms)

This fried of mine also does that 3-second-call stunt (calling you and saying something as fast and as much as possible within three seconds, because the charges only start on the 4th second. Therefore, the call is actually FOC.) read more

For some odd reasons, i have this sudden urge to write about something extra juicy that happened recently.

However, to protect some certain party’s interest, i reckon it wouldn’t be a very good idea. =(

Well. We’ll see about that. I have 24 hours to change my mind.

You have seen Cyndi Wang’s left face. Now Let’s see some right faces.

Warning: Amber Chia Overdose and very long post

I hate Amber Chia.

0_olll

Shit. Hold! Don’t shoot! Please, hold your pistols, you Amber worshippers! Wait wait wait. I can explain!

*rephrases previous statement*

I absocheesinglutely *love* Amber. But I hate taking picture with her.

Huh?

Oh no, shit! Wait, hold that acid thing. I don’t mean it. *slaps self* I mean who doesn’t like taking picture with her right? Man, most of you would prolly even give up wanking for three days just to be seen together with her in a same photograph. read more