This is me in his eyes.

dont worry i will put my kneepads on
walk around with you at your level
and i have LONG ARMS
so can get good ‘downward angle’

—Oliver Denton, 200cm.

Cheesie: How did you grow so tall? You eat like a hamster.
Oli: *shrug*
Cheesie: How tall are your parents?
Oli: Not tall at all. My mom’s about your height, and my dad’s slightly taller than her.
Cheesie: O.o
Oli: *whisper* Shhhh. It’s the post man.

HAHAHHAHA

His head is never in the picture. read more

The cheesy monster ate her up! wait.. or was it the other way round? O_o

Ok i kid. Mr.BBQ here reporting live from KL in her stead. The reason why there isn’t any post from her is because for some reason the MDGs are unable to go online this week. So they had to call instead. This is only what I can gather from her 15 minutes call:

• that she heard about the birthday post, and wants to thank ALL of you guys for the super nice birthday wish and cannot wait to see it!
• that they had celebrated her birthday, although it was during a photoshoot so it felt like a super long day… but she did get to blow candles 🙂
• that she is feeling quite okay in the Dreamhouse, though she feels a little more pressured, mostly due to lesser and lesser girls in the house…
• that she doesn’t like her second pic in the Summer shot as well, so I told her she need not worry; we’ll make sure she stays in to “tapao” the next one!

In any case not being the bottom three is such a relief to her (and i’m sure to you as well), so guys and gals, she wants to give you all a really really big thank you for continuing to support her! Do take note that Sazzy finally mentioned (in Episode 9!!!666) the rules of voting: mainly, the voting stops immediately on Monday midnight! (do correct me if i’m wrong) read more

Not everyday comes and goes easy cheesy for me. Sometimes i miss home so much i’ve thought about asking everyone to stop voting for me (looks like that’s the only way go go home). Sometimes i wonder what’s more painful: having sex with a porcupinestabbing yourself with a knife or missing things you love so passionately–my loved ones, my dream holidays, blogging and replying your comments.

BUT.

Thank you, again, for your sms votes (cheez i just love saying this hopefully i can repeat this for a few more weeks). I choose to go online every week with my precious 15 minutes of humane connection with the world instead of making phone calls because 1) Cheddie doesn’t speak human laguange and the producers will have a hard time finding a translator and 2) i express myself way better in words. Not everyone likes what they see on the show and more often than not people expect so much more from you. It’s okay if i’m not your favorite girl but when i finally come home, i’ll cheesing make sure that Cheeserland is still one of your favorite blogs with endless cheesy puns. read more