Exactly a month ago, i was celebrating my 22nd birthday together with Lyss (whose birthday falls 9 days before mine) and other girls in a restaurant downtown.

In case you are wondering why haven’t you seen me posting up any photos of my birthday party, let me fulfill half your curiosity. It was the suckiest birthday party ever in my life. It was in fact so sucky, my fingers actually hurt when i type this.

But i’m not gonna tell you what happened, because im selling the story to HBO. You are much welcome to cast for a role though, if they like my drama. read more

Well.

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Some little Right-face-mania again. My friend Grace and Amber at Public Bank annual dinner.

Cheesie is notoriously stingy when it comes to replying sms’es. Sometimes she just so conveniently forgets to reply you.

She has a friend who is trying to save every 10cents possible by cramming her long and winding life story into a 160-character-long sms. That’s not stingy. It’s called kiasu.

(Her reply to my “Hey how did you spend your birthday” sms)

This fried of mine also does that 3-second-call stunt (calling you and saying something as fast and as much as possible within three seconds, because the charges only start on the 4th second. Therefore, the call is actually FOC.) read more

For some odd reasons, i have this sudden urge to write about something extra juicy that happened recently.

However, to protect some certain party’s interest, i reckon it wouldn’t be a very good idea. =(

Well. We’ll see about that. I have 24 hours to change my mind.

You have seen Cyndi Wang’s left face. Now Let’s see some right faces.

Warning: Amber Chia Overdose and very long post

I hate Amber Chia.

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Shit. Hold! Don’t shoot! Please, hold your pistols, you Amber worshippers! Wait wait wait. I can explain!

*rephrases previous statement*

I absocheesinglutely *love* Amber. But I hate taking picture with her.

Huh?

Oh no, shit! Wait, hold that acid thing. I don’t mean it. *slaps self* I mean who doesn’t like taking picture with her right? Man, most of you would prolly even give up wanking for three days just to be seen together with her in a same photograph. read more

Warning: Super Heavy Pic & Fairly long Entry

Yea, so you noticed.

I’m posting up a lot of bigcheese photos recently.

I am trying to experiment with the angles because I’m still not convinced I can only look good in one particular angle.

You see, this is not my secret anymore. People who are observant will notice that I always pose right while sitting/standing/lying down (don’t think otherwise, you twisted antenna Keju).

*rephrases*

“I always strike a pose that shows more of the right side of my face” would be more precise. read more

I wonder if it is a Limkokwing culture to be completely insensitive to the concept of deadline.

Are the students just plain lazy or are they really that ignorant about time?

Yes offence! But I think the lecturers have really spoilt the students a little too much.

See. We have so many assignments/reports/commentaries/campaigns/projects/essays to do. That’s why I sometimes block people on MSN (because some morons don’t understand what busy sign means) and even sacrifice my movie dates just to finish my work. read more

Ok. I must repeat, this is a commercial.

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My blog template that looked like a piece of foxed up mozzarella in mozilla firefox is finally fixed!

Thanx to Albert , better known as the senile peacock who has attempted so featherstakingly to fix it.

You know what. Peacock is no longer senile! Together with the rebirth of the easter bunny, he is now a rejuvenated peacock!

He is reborn!

Oh wait. That means he’s not a peacock anymore. He’s a peachick!!!

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This peachick is highly adorable, despite being intimidatingly punny at times. He’s won several peageant titles. He’s beautiful! Go go go pea him out! read more

I accidentally stayed up late because of an interesting conversation i had with this friend about names (might blog about that later) and the differences between Singapore and Malaysia.

Anycheese. It was about time to sleep and so i said to him but there was no reply.

So.

You may not send a nudge that often?!?!

Got such thing one meh? For a moment i thought my MSN kena virus.

Then!

I started to think that MSN God wanted to punish me because i condemn orgasm-deprived morons molesting my MSN by nudging nonstop until it hangs and commits suicide and thus He decided to deprive me of my privilege to molest other people too. read more