Drool!

is the name of my latest nail design.

Hello from Bali. Updates soon!

And today, I found a letter in my mailbox. It isn’t for me. But i’m itching to open it.

The letter is addressed to:

I have met JP twice and even attempted to choke him to death but no i did not dream about him like the 3 MDG girls did. And no i’m not obsessed with him and i’m most certainly sure that i’m not hallucinating (or am i?). But I received a letter that’s meant for him, which was somehow miraculously delivered to my house. I have several theories for this intriguing enigma.

1. I really don’t know nuts about my housemates. I might very well have a Channel V personality in the house who moonlights as a char kuey teow seller. (Ahahhaa which reminds me of this joke. What does Fergie say to the char kuey teow seller? Answer is “My hump, my hump my hump” HAHAHHA!) Which explains why i never see him.

2. Jonathan Putra is a name as common as Ringo Starr. Well, who hasn’t received a letter addressed to Ringo Starr before, right? Come on, it’s no big deal.

3. I must have become so completely oblivious about the fact that i’m actually so famous they mixed up the celebrities’ addresses.

4. JP fell secretly in love with me and is secretly trying very hard to gain my attention. Through very peculiar means though i must say. HAHAHHAHA!

Cheh.

No la. It’s just that anything can happen to this place i’m staying in. I don’t even know where to begin. Let me recall some of the curious incidents that have happened in this strange house.

1. The water heater incident. Refresh your memory here.

2. The times where Cheddie howls in the middle of the night for no apparent reason. Okay la howl is probably majestically exaggerated.

3. The internet connection. To put it simply, my house is almost connection-proof. No amount of expensive wireless broadband can work in this place. I already lost count of the amount of money i spent on drinks in Starsucks. Including this Tazo Tea sitting on top of my table now. I feel rather sorry for making a big fuss about it at the Maxis center earlier. And i feel rather bad for making the remark “I decided to call my future company Decent Broadband, so at least Malaysia then has one”. Now i realize it is not them. It is my house. Cuz when i use the modem somewhere else, it was smooth like Song Hye Kyo’s face.

4. The time where a dead sparrow showed up in front of the main door and was left to decompose for one whole week and nobody bothered to clean it up. Of course i’m one of those insensitive tenants deficient in good will and a sense of responsibility.

5. The time where bird feathers were scattered around the front porch as if someone had just conducted a séance with Tweety. And the cat next door looked suspiciously bloated and content.

6. The dead moth that appeared under my bedroom door this morning. It’s a sign. IT’S A SIGN!!!666

7. The withered tree.

There’s a half-dead tree in front of my house. It’s not an uncommon sight, no. But all other trees in front of every house within the radius of 5km are all as green as… trees.

So lush

See la! There’s something creepy about this house. Just passing by it and you could be almost certain that there’s this ogre hiding in a dark corner of the house chewing on a shin bone. It attracts bad chi. Cheesus Crust, the chi is soooo bad it kills birds, moths and trees.

Not to mention also, the house is located at an ominous T-junction, and that my bedroom has a door that is easier opened with your driving license than the regular key (i swear it’s true. I’m one strong witness myself), and that i have a landlord so calculative she might as well kill herself and be reincarnated as an abacus. (Hi there, Bill is here. Total is around 358.15. 358.15 – [15×2 rooms] divided by 3, plus 21,17 due to alan moving out on 10th this month. I shall estimate from 23rd till end of the month, 9 days, will be around 40. So if you agree with the estimation, I shall use the balance of the deposit 330 minus 130, minus 40, will left 160. Shall pass the deposit back to you on the day you move upon room condition is good [sic]. Thanks).

It’s bad fengshui! Very very bad fengshui!!! No wonder i’m feeling offended 24/7.

I need to move out by end of this week. God i hate moving. It’s one of the mafanest things to do in this world. And it doesn’t help that i’m moving from one uncertainty to another uncertainty. I feel like a naked escargot.

All i need is just a proper shelter with an acceptable reception of broadband connections. Would be good if security is tight. I don’t mind a swimming pool and a garden nearby. And if only the electricity meter is tampered. Oh British cottage wallpaper would be awesome! Ahhh looks like it’s not just a proper shelter i wanted.

I need to check in to Ritz.

I HATE DOTA!

I really, really, really hate dota. The worst best friend snatcher (besides this girl i know of and hate).

Me: I miss you! Let’s go out shopping.
Bestie: Cannot. I have to dota.

Sounds familiar!??!?!

Anycheese, digress. Let’s not talk about dota but about multiplayer gaming in general, which bimbotic me won’t have a clue about at all right, at least since the Beauty and the Geek series tells us so. The only thing I know about gaming and stuff is… Cheddie, the World Cyber Dog!

Seriously i’m not kidding u. Cheddie WAS a cyber dog. As in she started out in a virtual world. i used to play this PS2 game called Dog Island on a religious basis (no, not kilim-style!) and because i was really really good at it, the dog god decided to bless me with the REAL slim Cheddie (would the real slim Cheddie please stand up, please stand up, please stand up? lolol :D)

Best toy ever.

So as you can see, games made a really biiiig impact on my life, with my obvious favourite being Ferry Halim’s Orisinals, so you can’t blame me for getting excited over the 8th world cyber games (WCG) Malaysia Championship which is happening on the 30th & 31st May (Friday & Saturday) at Low Yat Plaza!

The WCG Malaysia, recognized by The Malaysian Book of Records as having The Largest Cyber Games from year 2002-2004, (yes they have been running this tournament every year since 2001) have also been providing comprehensive and fun game-related content to the world. So it’s kinda like doing something fun and YET making history in Malaysia 🙂

Included among the list of games in the Malaysia Championship 2008 are:

Command & Conquer 3: Kane’s Wrath™

Half-Life™:Counter Strike

WarCraft® III : The Frozen Throne™

StarCraft®: Brood War™

FIFA Soccer 08™

Need for Speed™: Pro Street

There will be loads of opportunities to win cash and prizes, and of course the main distraction of the day is the WCG Asian Championship Qualifiers where you’ll get to see masters of their respective games sweat out in a bid to destroy each other, churning valor or deceit, tactical or heroic acts that will decide the champions of champions. The winners from ACG Qualifiers @ Low Yat will be representing Malaysia to Singapore for WCG 2008 Asian Championship in August.

Cheh i sound like an expert 😀

For more info, go to WCG’s official website.

But hor this time I thought I’d leave myself out of this year’s competition. I’ve already got Cheddie thanks to pwning The Dog Island so i don’t think i’ve got space for another orc, terrorist, football player like Christiano Ronaldo or a cute little zergling in my house, though a car from NFS is always welcome 😛

The story is, i was very very bored last night with no internet connection so i decided to do some PSing instead of blogging.

There are 11 designs but i put only 3 up. F5 to see and tell me which one you like!

The say a restaurant should never have a manager called Bill. Just imagine.

“Bill please.”
“Bill please.”
“Bill please!!!”

Bill ma very busy lo! Hahahahah.

 
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Ok fine that’s not a joke.

Anyway. KY Smoothie said to me one day, “come come mui mui, kor kor bring you see bird bird.”

And he brought the gullible Cheesie to a place that has a lot of horny birds.

@KL Bird Park.

KY commented that this place is fantastic. Half way drinking your latte hor you might just find a hornbill looking at you from the nearest tree.

“See, there, the bird.”
“Hahaha you got me.”
“It’s real.”
“No it’s not.”
“Yes it is.”

He wasn’t exaggerating at all.

Okay. They ARE real.

The bird can even stand behind you.

Or next to you.

Or suddenly become very affectionate and think that you should share food together.

See how the Hornie pecks on our chips.

So, when are they going to serve Bird & Chips? Yum yum.

to my little get-together @ Baroque, Heritage Row KL.

I had the whole lounge upstairs all for myself and the guests. Baroque has different guest DJs every Thursday, Friday and Saturday. And it’s not very crowded. Perfect for a chill out night. 🙂 Oh did i mention that Baroque has a very handsome manager. Fat la but very handsome hahahah (hor, Sim! Kenko Diet Plum not working for you meh?)

Ok. Photos!

Ching and I taking attendance.

Some Diva came late!

Weelim and Mayzhee. Your pretty face duly PSed. Now it’s prettiererer.

Guests getting to know each others! Kenny intro himself to G and Sara.

Ehehehe. Saje.

Some people very happy with the doorgift!

Kate, Jane, Stef and Ren.

 
Some obviously not.

Haha Nicholas.

Okay we had a very special guest that day. Her name is Cheddie.

Obviously she was the star of the night. Even Ringo Starr also not so starry.

Very cute Rachel and very cute Cheddie.

Very cute Stef with very very cute Cheddie.

Very cute cute? i actually think cute is the word cute Kenny and very very very cute Cheddie.

Wilson and Chris also loved her!

Rachel.

I used Photoshop La Mer on Mayzhee and myself.

Darren and Elaine i actually think they look alike!

Michael. Picture obviously stolen from his blog.

This picture was supposed to have only Kate and I. Some Camdiva popped out ala Shutter from behind.

Cheryl and Ivene.

April. It’s ridiculous two housemates had to jam all the way from PJ to KL instead of from upstairs to downstairs to meet each other. Cheesh.

On that day, i also…

celebrated my belatededededed birthday. I’ve never known anyone who celebrated her birthday, like, 1 and a half months later.

It’s okay la. It could be Cheddie’s 18-days-belated birthday.

Jane. She loved cheesecake. I mean, Cheddie.

Simon

Stef

Kate

KY smoothie.

Game time.

We were NOT playing chor dai dee.

I swear. Uh uh. Not chor dai dee.

We played mafia.

Thanks to Khailee who taught me the game, mafia was our sole entertainment back in the MDG days. Besides all the gossiping and back-stabbing of course.

But i dunno why hor! I’m ALWAYS the first or the second to get killed in a mafia game. WHY AH? Apart from the theory that the hottest girl always get killed first i cannot possibly come up with other explanation. It’s very tulan ok. I never get to play the mafia!!! I want to improve my lying skill!!!!666

Eh Joshua! That’s the only picture i have of you wor!

Ok this post is going to have a lurid ending.

Ching arrived and the first thing she said was,

“I parked my car. I got down. And i kicked a dead, fat and bloated rat.”

I looked out the window.

And i saw a dead, fat and bloated rat. Probably drunk too. Baroque is too great a drinking place.

This little guy looks like Remy’s gluttonous cousin Emile in Ratatouille. Ok little is a very wrong choice of adjective.

Oh talk about coincidence.

Simon gave me a rat for my belatededededed birthday present!

Thank you for coming once again, and all pictures taken by KY Smoothie, thank you very much.

Update

Just tried the kuay teow kia from Hi Wan it was so awesome!! Loved it. Esp loved the tofu and pig ear! Thank you for recommendation!
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What’s nice for supper?

Update

Painted these yesterday afternoon before i rushed to Baroque. It was so jam! (Ok la you all are excused for being late because i was late also ahahhaha. I hate jam. See there’s a reason why i prefer cheese on my toast) .

Waaa since you all are so good with names can you help me name this set of nails as well? 😀

Okay i was supposed to wear it for the gathering but i didn’t bring glue. I only used double-sided tape to stick them on for this photo. -_-

Anyway thank you for jamming all the way to Baroque, really appreciate it and i hope you all had fun. Updates soon 🙂

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Haven’t got a name for this yet.

Actually thought of naming this one Tiffany’s Breakfast! =P

Gonna come up with more designs soon ok see you all tonight!

Update again

Nah. Map for people with lousy sense of direction. Like me. 😀

click click!

Update
Please confirm your attendance before 12 noon Monday. If you are bringing a guest, please email me the guest’s name and a contact number. 🙂

Ok sooo many people out of town tomorrow! We’ll have to postpone the gathering.

Can anyone make it this coming Tuesday (20th May 2008)? Please leave a comment to confirm. Venue and time the same. 🙂