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Trick or Cheese?

October 31, 2005

So ask me how my Halloween was.
And may i repeat the same answer as last year’s:

“well, it was cheesarific! I had a all-night-long cheese party in Hokkaido in conjunction with their National Cheese Week where my painstakingly made Emmenteler costume won the best-cheesily-dressed title. How bout yours?”

😀

But seriously, you should have knocked on my door and asked “Trick or Cheese?”

😀

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Spilled Milk

October 28, 2005


I heard of something cheesingly absurd about LUCT today.
This is what a friend told me after reading my nick in MSN.

theWanderer says:
thats no good …. have you done all the annoying reporting and all ?

cheesillicious~Needs post-wallet-loss counselling says:
yeps, just did whatever necessary.

theWanderer says:
then i guess the best case if some good soul give it back ….

cheesillicious~Needs post-wallet-loss counselling says:
dont think so

cheesillicious~Needs post-wallet-loss counselling says:
cuz i suspect is was stolen. It’s not like you steal someone’s husband and return it after discovering it being faulty. read more

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I need Post-Wallet-Loss Counselling

October 28, 2005

Here hails another nominee for “Most Moronic Day in Cheesie’s Life” Award 2005–Ms October27.

As if the jinx has not got enough of me, i lost my wallet after a tough exam with so many repeated pass year questions which we couldn’t find answers for, after realizing i have to redo my web design all over again because “tables” are not allowed in the html file.

I either dropped it or someone stole it. The former possibility makes me feel more moronic.

Now i am also officially a walletless, penniless, identityless, licenseless, discountcardless, ATMcardless, membershipless, studentIDless cheese. read more

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Cheese of the day #4

October 25, 2005

 

Jacob’s Bites (Cheezy Cheddar)

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Manufacturer: Jacob’s
Product’s Name: Jacob’s bite Cheezy Cheddar
Availablity: Local supermarket. I got it from Shell Petrol Kiosk
Price: RM1

It tasted like normal mini crackers sprinkled with Parmesan (not cheddar) powder.
The size is just nice to ease a sudden hunger pang often occurs when you are feeling completely clueless during your website design class. 😛

Cheesability:
/10

Ski D’lite Caremel Cheesecake Yogurt read more

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One lonely person + another lonely person = ?

October 25, 2005

Two lonelier persons.

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Why again

October 24, 2005

I would like to nominate today for the “Most Moronic Day in Cheesie’s Life” Award 2005. (But apparently it has lotsa competitors too.)

Because i just did it again.

When i thought i was very very much disillusioned, i just went into an illusion all over again. Of course, i end up getting another disillusion again at the end of the day.

I really feel moronic today.
(You ask: only today?)
I mean, more so today. But i couldnt help. Being in an illusion is sometimes, cheesarific. You feel real, you feel alive. So real, so alive you wish you will forever be in your illusory world. But when you wake up in reality you feel the exact opposite. It’s the same as my Nightmare Theory. Call me an escapist. I big time am one. read more

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Cheesy Myths Debunked

October 20, 2005

Warning:The Ultimate Spoilers

Please DO NOT read this if you have not already done my quizzes. Click HERE to proceed to the quiz.

I repeat. If you haven’t already done my quizzes, don’t read this entry. Go challenge yourself and see how low you can go. And I’m really proud of you Nur Gingerfish. Congratulations, you just broke the record with your 11 outta 100 achievement.

Here i would only justify my answers for “Cheesing Tough” Quiz. I know everyone who took the quiz was complaining it is real cheeky. What? Did you not read the title before jumping to the first question? read more

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50 first chats

October 19, 2005


Here i would like to explain to you why you are so lucky to still have my name on your MSN list, which is not permanently offline. And i would also like to demonstrate, in case you have missed my earlier entries about MSN Cheesorons, the reason why i am having so many one-off (sometimes more than that, but never exceeds 3) MSN conversations.
This dude from friendster added me on MSN. Checked his profile on friendster, a German dude who came to KL, not too bad looking but i guess he shares the same incorrigible Narcissism with that Hello Kitty Pretty Boy. He took plenty of self-potraits on the bed, with a horny smile. (shivers).
BTW. This is how it is like during our first chat.
Sebastian says:
hi read more

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Cheese a Mozzie

October 16, 2005
CRAP i just missed the chance to be the very first one to say Cheesy Birthday to my most loyal, cheesified, cheesable, cheesarific, cheestastic Cheesiple cum Secretary Mozzie!!!

*slaps face emo*

Girl why you sleep so early la! Summore sick on birthday? So cham meh.

Anyway, to make up for my cheeselessness, do accept my cheesepology. Kindly pick a virtual cheesecake of your choice. I will reimburse an actually one when we have the chance alright. =))

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As corny as it sounds, i actually, erm, have, erm *blush profusely* this song for you, adapted from the original “Cuppy Cake”. Dudes, whoever knows this song please sing along aloud to wish her a very Cheesy 20th Cheesday ok! read more

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Quiz

October 16, 2005

How much do you (want to) know about me and cheese? Take the following quizzes.

Advise you to start from the beginner level.

* Disclaimer: The blogger is not in any way responsible for any brain damage or blood vomitting caused from doing the quizzes *

The Cheese You Must Know

The Cheese Quiz

Intermidiate Level

Cheesie Trivia

Cheesie’s Entertainment

Cheesie is A Glutton

Advanced Level

Cheesing Tough

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Cheese FM2

October 16, 2005

So me and mozzie have finally done our first actual radio show. Oh wait. It’s our first and many. To think that we actually re-recorded it more than 6 times only to come up with one not-too-disastrous recording, is, well, good enough.

We did it today after our regular campus news on saturdays, although not very well prepared, is because some Miss Selfish (aka Ahificator mentioned earlier in my blog) booked the entire week for her own radio show, leaving us no other time slot but today.

Very well then. We started at 1pm, took an hour or so to test-run and fiddle with the equipment. There was only one headset and the amplifier was screwed so Mozzie had to go without being able to listen to her own voice. Then we spent another 3 hours talking non stop until we actually felt our jaws aching. And guess what, we puasa-ed together with the Muslims. We had to bear with extreme hunger just to finish the show. read more

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The Camper

October 14, 2005


For centuries I was in a long deep sleep
Like a sleeping princess waiting for the kiss
One day I awoke in a castle somehow
And everyone greeted me with a smile

“You are born again,” they say
Indeed, I could now see and smell the bouquet

。・☆・。・☆・。・☆・。・☆・。・☆・。・☆・。

Like a princess, my bed was linen and silk
And my bath in fragrant flowers and milk

Combs of crystals and rubies caress my hair
As flakes of diamond adorn my dress

My nails are painted dainty and rosy
Waiting to serve me are four-cheese pasta and caviar read more

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