First day of Chinese New Year 2006 and i’m sitting here laughing non-stop over the first and biggest joke of the Dog year.

Sushi sent this link to me as my CNY present.

Cheese THIS out and read the caption carefully.

Ok nvm i know you are lazy, so i’ve made it easy for you.

Just look at this carefully.

Then read the caption.

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ROFL right.

Come la, support me a bit, buy FHM! And i even did some bridal catwalk.

Well to justify the photographer’s blindness, take a look at this. read more

Patchi is the ultimate gianduja* chocolate expert. Better than Kinder Bueno.

There are two types of Patchi—Classic (gold wrapping) and Deluxe (silver wrapping).

There are more than 40 types of Patchi, most of them are gianduja*-based.

Some of the choco I’ve tried:

HARMONIE
White choc filled with crisped rice and hazelnut pieces. Perfect for someone who has a sweet tooth and like to have something to chew on. But I’m not a fan of white choc so I’ll pass.

MARQUISE
Milk Choc filled with gianduja, crisped rice, almond and hazelnut pieces. read more

Mozzie told me she stripped herself nude at the nude beach in Sydney.

Told you not to play truth or dare with her.

The max I could go is bikinis. No not even bikinis until I lose 5 more pounds. So stop drooling.

Anycheese. When I expressed my jardroppingness to her generosity of displaying her anatomy uncovered and open-aired, she (electronically) shrugged and replied, “well everyone is nude. If you don’t strip they will look at you like one kind”.

Which is true I understand, just like how people will look at you like one kind when you wear a french maid dress with angel wings to Steven’s Corner. read more

For those who are immune to my LOLitis, or are feeling abit WTFish today, reading this entry will dis-immunize your LOLitis antibody, or make you feeling WTFisher.

You can cheese this site out. Type anything you want. Really, anything at all.

2DAY I FEL SO BOR3D111!1!! WTF SO I CME 2 THIS SIET 2 CHIL SOMA BILS111111!1 OMG LONG TIEM DIDNT COME HARE ALR3ADY LA!!111!1 THIS SIET HAS A TRANSLA2R WHICH WIL TRANSLAET WUT U TYPA IN2 A TYPICAL MSN CHESORONS WAY OF MSNNG!11! OMG WTF LOL IT IS RILLY FUN111! LOL CHES3 IT OUT1!!1!! OMG LOL read more

This has to be the most irritating message I’ve ever received from friendster.

Okay, one of the most.

*sweats*

Others are just plain hilariously moronic and sometimes they give me some lolling to de-stress.

One of the most commonly seen (which the Stellars absolutely detest) is—

“hey you are so pretty can I be a fren with you?”

Or those who have a fetish for the “oh”s and whatnot—

“Har lor may I be a fren with you? Your hair very nice oh, and your smile also very cute oh, u got bf mah? Oh why dun have leh? How come oh? You so pretty mah” read more

Cheeseflash. (May contain nuts… ooops I mean spoilers)

The Board of Ringoism has decided to make Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit a Ringoist’s must-watch.

It is the cheesiest, no, the word cheesy is ambiguous, lemmi rephrase. Ahem. It is the most cheeseful stop-motion picture to date. From the very beginning (the pictures on the wall featuring Wallace and his cheese) till the very end (Hutch jumps mid-air and exclaims “cheeeeeese”).

Camel-milk-cheese (sorry, he is yet to be officially cheesilized) was right. It is excheesingly hilarious, not to mention cheeseducational too. read more

I’m still a camper.
But i do not fear the weather anymore.

I know all along I’ve been doing reviews on cheese (flavored) snacks, but I’ll make an exception today!

Choccies!

Sorry but no cheese flavored one. Care to sign the “we-want-cheese-chocolate” petition?

Meiji Melty Kiss (Strawberry)

Bought it from Singpore, a winter special edition Meiji. I felt very guilty cuz I actually bought this for Ichigo**. I buy everything strawberry for her. From chocolate to lipgloss to dress (not flavored la, it was a strawberry-motif cocktail dress). Anycheese, I opened and devoured the choc before it even reached her. Too much a temptation. read more

Cheeseflash!!!!

Baby Bell was awarded the sexiest cheese 2004 in “lads mag” “FHC”-Stilton was a close 2nd with Red Leicester winning the “cheese next door” title. …-Stilton was a close 2nd with Red Leicester winning the “cheese next door” title. …

Wahahaha…… Boast I must, and bow thou shall!

Another cheese shred added in my hat!

Eh they mis-spelled my name la, cheesh.

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Anycheese.

*walks gracefully up stage, smiles cheesily and…*

ahem

*clears throat”
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In conjuction with the American National Cheese Day, the Board of Ringoism has released a public announcement.

Dear all Potential Ringoists and Ringoist wannabes:

The Board of Ringoism has launched a new set of exams specially designed for potential Ringoists.

Any one who is interested shall partake in these tests to gain the possibility of Cheesipleship. The Board of Ringoism demands the Cheese de la Cheese—nothing but the cheesiest.

First of all, the board of Ringoism Committee would like to evaluate your general Cheesability with the following three personalicheese tests . read more

Think, think think…

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Sorry, wrong. I know your answer but wrong. Try again.

I repeat. What do you name an excheesingly cheesy and funny girl who has to go home before twelve?

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Chedarella LOL.

Yes, LOL included. And no I’m not drunk on cheese.

Well, yesterday I went cheese shopping in Jusco, and saw this cheese, LOL.

I’m not laughing. Cheese it out.

Land O’ Lakes Chedarella.

The product label reads “LOL Chedarella 8oz RM10.30”.

Like, LOL. read more

I think i really do have cheese in my vein ;D