my blog.

0_olll

After showing her the previous post dedicated to her (and of course your wishes too :D), she demanded me to teach her how to log on to cheeserland.

And now my blog becomes her daily CNN (Cheesie News Network).

Hooray. No more phallic candy!

-_-

Well, to divert her attention give her more alternative reading pleasure, i showed her some other interesting blogs too.

And now, she’s addicted to kennysia.com.

-_-

Keju. I’ve helped promote your blog to reach a whole new level of audience. So the fondue dinner’d better be worth it man. read more

Pun of the day:
(…continues)Peacock: Oh shattap. I know you want my twelve incheese in cheese.
Cheesie: *snubs* Talk to the hen.
Peacock: But you’re a bunny!
Cheesie: *rolls eyes* Duh. Hence no mating.
Peacock: *winks* We can make easter eggs.
After yesterday’s entry, some people said i siao cuz i turned down such a yummy offer.

=(

But to spend so much time moderating a sex forum for a chance to get a 25% discount for, erm… condoms, is siaoer no?

To justify my action, i decided to visit ineedhouse to see if i really am missing out so much. read more

Pun of the day:
Peacock: Let’s mate.
Cheesie: Shattap, you cock of a pea size!
Peacock: Hoi! I’ll sue you for defeatheration!(to be continued…)

I’m highly convinced that people who use Alphemo, are people who have, for the first time in their life, discovered the alphabet and hence making up for lost time by abusing it to death. (In another word, loserish.)

This particular random MSNer MSNed me just now.

The rest of the chat here:

(Bugger, i can’t copy and paste directly, cuz i need to manually fill in all his missing Ws because of his stupid alphemo, Grrrrrr)
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Most of you don’t get my obsession with cheese. To tell you the truth, I didn’t get it either?

But today, lemmi share a little secret with you.

One day, I asked mom whether she ate a lot of black soy sauce or chocolate ice cream or Godiva extra dark when she was pregnant with me, because I was slightly dissatisfied with the color of the product of her pregnancy.

Mom: No. In fact I drank a lot of milk leh. I’m surprised you turned out tanned. But you were very fair when you were much younger. read more

Pun of the day:
Thank you for your participation. I must say your guesses are very wild done.

The Answer:
1.B
2.A
3.B
4.B
5.B
6.A
7.B
8.A
9.B
10.A

The bad news is, no one scored 100%. HOWEVER, there’s a miracle. I’ll elaborate on that later.

Take a look at the result (in descending order):
1. Secret–Congratulations! You’ve got 90% correct.

2. Albert, Leanne, plue_lp and a2blog–You all scored 80% correct. Well done!

3. Errr, your first attempt got you 70% and your 2nd attempt was 80%. However, only the first submission is counted. Try harder next time, and don’t try to confuse my readers! =P read more

Pun of the day:
I Vant to Vatch V For Vendetta Vith you. Vhen are you a-Vailable?

Since I’m utterly hopeless in writing a macho blog, I decided that I’ll drown everyone in my cheeserland with my incorrigible bimboness from now on.

After reading The Right Angle Part I and Part II, Peachick came out with this idea to confuse everyone with my left and right face.

Hey that sounds fun! People say constantly looking at bigass pictures will make you mentally retarded. Therefore, to prevent such misfortune from happening, I made a little picture quiz that will help you exercise your brain a bit. Like how mahjong is good for the senile people kinda thing, you know. read more

Pun of the day:
*This commercial is sponsored by World Wildlife Featheration*

Penguin and Cheese Protection Guide

1.They are both sun-phobic
This rare and exotic penguin specimen, as to be predicted, suffers adverse reactions to sun exposure. She gets a horrible sunburn when…bah, screw global warming.

Penguin’s vulnerability to heat is quite similar to the cooking motion that a piece of cheese goes through. The cheese will either melt, or get grilled till chao da.

2.They both need a cool habitat.
Penguin hides in her fishie-laden igloo while Cheese resides in her, well, cheesy, fridge. read more

Pun of the day:
Cheesie: Hoi! 12am oredi. Faster submit your pun.
Peachick: Oh no! Do i get pun-ishment if i don’t submit?
Cheesie: Cheez you are *that* good. On the spot.
Peachick: If only on G spot too.

Keju said it’s like winning some Jalan Alor Singing Contest. LOL. But still, thank you so cheesy much, whoever voted for me. Effort much appreciated. =)