Pun of the day:
When i met Lin, i had a chiling feeling about her.

This post is dedicated to Eddie, who took a half day leave to see Taiwanese supermodel Lin Chi Ling in KLCC for her Osim uSqueez (oh yes baby Chi Ling i want uSqueez me tight tight ) appearance yet couldn’t find a decent spot for an intimate glance at his fav star so i decided to spare some mercy and complete the dream of a die-hard fan because i was so cheesingly lucky to be at a spot where i can just stretch my hand and grab Chi Ling’s buns beautiful dress.

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Hie Eddie! You look hot =)

 

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Okay no kidding.

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*does killer pose*

 

This girl really does have legs that don’t need any Magic Jeans or any amount of Digital Surgery.

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44.5 inches pins

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and skyhigh hemline. Woot!

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Taller than any other girl.

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And guys.

 

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Do you want my phone number Eddie?

 

There. Photos you wanted, Eddie. RM10 each please bank in to my account by tomorrow thanks!

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There. Have a look at how manja the way she talks.

 

At first i didn’t get why Eddie could be sooooo infatuated with Chi Ling. I thought she was quite mediocre until i saw her in real person. Okay. Damnfreakinggorgeous alright. But most of my girl friends don’t like her.

Urgh. Now i’ve realized. It seems like Lin Chi Ling is every Malaysian guy’s dream girl. EVERY GUY!

 

WHY?

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Yea. Were you there, guys?

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