Pun of the day:
If you can’t find anyone to sing with, you have to duet yourself.

One year later, i discovered another 10 sins.

I can’t sing well but i love Karaoke. Red Box and Neway are just like the American Idol stage for tone deafs to indulge themselves in a delusion to stardom.

BUT! Have you come across people so annoying when singing in Karaoke you just wanna strangle them to death? Please ensure that you don’t commit any of the below before you ask your friends to go sing your lungs out. read more

Warning: This is a super boring post. Enitre content is the, you know, come-come-let’s-take-pictures-together, eat-too-full-nothing-to-do kind of pointless pictures. You will see my endless right face till the end of this post.

Oh no it’s PINK!! AGAIN!!

I dunno! I’m sorry i just had to! The pinkness is like, pre-programmed into my genes (don’t confuse with the cheese bit, that’s in my vein. It’s different.)

My Royal Punster.

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Pun of the day:
The party was too good to pasta off.

My 23rd birthday party was sponsored by Italiannies One Utama. Million cheesy thanks! It was so nicely planned, the food was cheesarific, the service was excellent and all the staff had been nothing but friendly and helpful.

Italiannies at 7pm. Enrico was one of the first guests who came.

Italiannies at 8.30pm. Food was served.

after a few drinks… the party was in grapeshake!

You won’t believe it! The kitchen came up with a special menu to cater just for my party! A cheesified menu with all things extra cheesy. OMC. This is the best place to hold my cheese party. read more

Pun of the day:
I’ve had eNUFF of their NANGuage!

I’m super particular about my blog’s cheesability (read: beauty/ neatness/ reader-friendliness).

That’s why, you don’t see any annoying Google adsense/banner crap on my blog. OMFC very fussy! I could have made some good money out of sacrificing my blog’s friendliness for cash (after some tulanful waiting for the cheque to arrive and then mafanful convertion of different currency MINUS whatever commision you have to let go to the bank), but I didn’t! read more

Wahaha fooled ya didn’t i? I was just joking about my birthday!!!

Ok no i wasn’t.

My birthday is actually today and i did celebrate it yesterday in Italiannies One Utama then Laundry The Curve! Thank you everyone for coming!

Before i post up the real party pictures, here’re some other surprises to share for making it/ not making it to my birthday party!

Probably the oldest photo of mine. Dated 28th May, 1984. I forgot to ask mom if i smelled of cheese. read more

Pun of the day:
Birthday is all about other people’s presence!!!

I’m celebrating my 23rd birthday in Laundry The Curve tonight!

Move your cheesy butts here. I want your presence and presentsssssssss!

Walked out from Ikano and HH headed to pay the parking ticket. I naturally stood a foot away from the machine.

“Why you stand so far a way?”
“I thought……”
“What?”
“Erm… For a moment i thought you’re withdrawing money from an ATM.”
” “

Then i started to think, the matter of how much one earns and saves is such a secretive and touchy subject here. People who accompany their friend to “press money” from the ATM normally stand far aside and pretend to look away from the screen. Haha, its so funny whenever i look at their expressions. read more

Pun of the day:
Why do people eat pretzels since they are knot food?

I’ve been slacking on snacking!

OMFuckaccino! I can’t believe the last time i did a cheese of the day review was one year ago!

You know, when i first started cheeserland, i thought i wanted to make it a blog that is full of cheese. And also to make it a point to do a cheese review once a week (which, of course, is a lousy excuse of getting away from the fact that i’m an incorrigible glutton). It is still as cheesy as ever till today, but i just wanna stick to what i wanted to do most originally, once in a holey yellow moon. read more

Can’t say that i hate Manhattan Fish Market, but things just kinda screw up every time. It’s cursed in my life.

Very very upset over a plate of dory pasta i ended up not eating. AT ALL. Sorry Dory. Sorry TT. It was the first time i actually did something like this. Please forcheese me, won’t do it again. 🙁

And no you don’t need to understand this. I just had to let it out.

Anycheese.

Cheesoron Season Lost… Count.

Sorry. Not in a good mood. Won’t wipe your ass up. read more

Update:

Those who make the payment first before 31st March 2007 will get another 10% discount off the already discounted price! 🙂

Might be going to Taiwan again soon!

Whoever wants to get any special costume there, here’s your chance to order it!

These are my favoritestestest costumes. They are all free size (made with stretchable material) and of very good quality.

Two-piece kimono, Red English maid, One-piece kimono

Two-piece sexy cheongsam, Nurse uniform

Pink French Maid, Safari costume, Pink Bunny Suit read more

Pun of the day:
When Finding Nemo reached our shore, everyone flocked to the theatre to catch the tale of the clown fish and got hooked.

Somewhat related to my previous post, i find that watching animaltions can be quite disturbing.

Whenever i see “dory-fillet” on the menu, i’ll be reminded of its namesake–the adoryble amnesic blue tropical fishie in Finding Nemo. Then i don’t have the heart to eat it already.

Fast food chains normally like to associate themselves with these cute little creatures. But i’m kinda worried for them. They need to be very careful and particular in choosing their spokespersons spokescharacters. read more

Pun of the day:
A fisherman caught two fishes.
Cod fish: Pollocks! We’ve been cod!
Whale: Sigh. Whale meat again.

After a super tulan tyre-puntured incident yesterday, i went to this chinese restaurant for dinner.

This restaurant serves the freshest steamed fish, as all their fishes are swimming alive before being cooked.

OMC 6 7 puns in a sentence! I’m a cheesnius.

Thinking of all these fish puns is giving me a real haddock, and my herring is getting bad.

Anycheese.

I ordered a Tiger Garoupa, after all the ordeals i’d gone through that day. read more