Oli gave me a can of hair spray when i was doing my hair extension. (Thanks for waiting i less than 3 you!)

Must be a new sister brand from Za.

I turned the can to the back.

Then Oli made me read the instructions out loud. It was impossible. I couldn’t go on because i was trembling so hard it annoyed the lady who was doing my hair. I had to bite my hand real hard to stop the laughter.

Maybe you can try reading it out loud for me.

Now you can f*** the hair spray, for good.

(that’s our new favorite way of saying WTF.)

The weather is so siao.

Seriously. The first day i was here, i wore boots. And i looked like a freak because everybody else was wearing shorts and sandals. It had been crazy warm and i kept asking Oli where has autumn gone.

The fluffy clothes i brought here are a complete waste of luggage space. Then today, i finally decided to wear like i’m going to Bali. Tank top and jeans and bikini on the inside and tons of sunblock lotion. And i looked like a freak. read more

There’s only ONE (1, satu, ichi, yat) kind of exercise i will do. And i call it UCE (Ultimate Cheesie Exercise).

Why is that so? It’s because not only can it help you shape your body up swell… Wait that came out wrong. I don’t mean swell like, swell, but you know, swell. It’s also very sexy, fun, versatile and the best thing is, you can do another 100 other things while doing UCE. Like, reading, watching TV, surfing internet, camwhoring, painting your nails. No la i’m just kidding. read more

“If you’re awarded with RM15,000 CASH, how would you use it to fulfill your dream?”

My dream! Okay this is easy. I was just talking about it to a friend of mine. I love to talk about my dreams. I can go on and on and on.

First of all, i’m gonna book air tickets to Osaka (!), then Hokkaido, London (again), then London to Amsterdam, Mauritius, Sydney then Sydney to Brisbane, Seoul (again), Taipei (again and again and again and again)… then travel to all these places before i go back home and get my apartment done up really swell, and maybe look for a landed property that has a fountain and a garden the size of a zoo, because i am gonna keep 10 dogs. I want 2 Golden Retrievers, 3 Maltese (2f 1m) to play with Cheddie (and the male one can mate with her), 1 milo color Poodle, 1 Papillon, 1 Pommie (white fur, very rare!), 2 Huskies with eyes the color of a clear blue sky, and an Afghan Hound if i manage to get one. When my mansion (God i’m loving the sound of it) is done, i’m gonna move in with my 10 12 dogs, and rent my apartment out and start looking for a cottage house in some countries far away so i that can run away anytime i want. read more

Shanghai is kinda smelly. But there’s this omnipresent floral scent floating in the air everywhere we go!!! Oli and i tried sniffling around like a doook (that’s how he pronounces dog) but to no avail.

I’m very very disturbed. I really wanna find out where the scent come from! It smells like those little colorful fragrance beads i used to buy during primary school days and put them inside my pencil case. You know which type?? Different color got different smell one. We called it “xiang dou” (fragrant bean). read more

This was the most spontaneous decision ever.

It went like

“Oli where are you.”
“I’m in London.”
“Can i visit you.”
“You better be here fast, cuz i’m heading back to Shanghai soon!”
“Then i’ll see you in Shanghai.”

And so i bought a ticket to Shanghai.

And it’s gonna be the most relaxing holiday, ever.

I flew 2am and reached 7am at Pudong, Shanghai. Somehow the flight felt really short. Sat next to an empty seat, and the seat next to the empty seat sat a Japanese, who offered to let me stretch my legs across the seat. And i slept fitfully for a few hours. I called Oli the moment i touched down. read more

When did you watch your first porn video?

I watched it when i was 19. My housemates forced me to watch one. They said is not normal if one hasn’t watch a single porn video at 19. So i watched lo. And it totally grossed me out. Although now i develop a liking for it and go to redtube.com regularly.

I was talking to KY the other day and i almost died laughing. I was asking him about his first porn watching experience.

Cheesie: how old were you when you watch your first porn!
KY: i think i was 12 or 13. it was some animal porn thing with my classmate, his dad’s collection, very tragic. can’t eat for 3 days
Cheesie: WHY!
KY: imagine EEL & vagina
KY: now imagine unagi. hahahah with the sauce
Cheesie: WTF.
KY: that time we were still watching VHS. Very tragic you know!
Cheesie: OMG!!! YOU ARE SO OLD
KY: so with sufficient practice, i perfected the skill of rewind till ngam ngam on the dot, where it was previously watch. cause last time the tapes got counter one.
Cheesie: what counter?
KY: like u start at 0000. when u play, it starts to go 0001 0002 0003 etc etc. if u rewind too much it goes back to 9999 9998 9997. so have to always reset first, play, then rewind back. if u play without resetting, maybe the number initially 1823, u play till 1900, FUCK, forgot initial number, damn tragic!!! then have to try to remember the scene.
Cheesie: HAHAHHAHAHA
KY: SO, ALWAYS RESET FIRST
Cheesie: OMG you are a pro
KY: and super tragic if the VCR “makan tape”. that is one of my biggest nightmare watching porn! have to unscrew the fucking VCR machine and take it out precariously ok!
Cheesie: HAHHAHAHA I HAVE THAT EXPERIENCE!!!
Cheesie: I remember “borrowing” my friend’s cassette without permission and kena makan tape!! Sooooo damn scared ok. Had to pull it out then use a pencil to straighten them, hopefully doesn’t look too crumply!
KY: HAHAHA
KY: and of course, u also learn how to remove and put back the tape in exactly the same way u found it. cos usually the tapes are hidden under a pile of other stuff, so u need to put back the exact same pile.
Cheesie: HAHAHAHAH
KY: and sometimes half way watching, and you know your parents are coming home, then you start to panic, faster take it out and rewind it ngam ngam and put back the same place.
Cheesie: HAHAHAHHAH
KY: and the most tragic thing is that, right after watching the tape would be very warm, and if the parents so happen touch it then you die la. so if let’s say i know they are coming back 5pm and it’s 4.50 now, i will take it out then quickly put inside the fridge for 5 mins.
KY: the fastest way to cool it down.
Cheesie: HAHHAHAHAHAH OMG PLS STOP. IMMA DIE OF LAUGHING read more

Did anyone see it yesterday? So beautiful. 🙂

PS: CCST night was so great. Sze’s snacks were awesome and TK’s music was pwning! And Ching we make the best drinks in the world! Love you!! I slept about 4am, but woke up 8am feeling F5ed. I think i’m going crazy! 😀 Ahoringo.

PS2: Remember to bring your DS next time!!! Mario Kart!!! (Now Lex is not here i can spare myself some humiliation.)

PS3: Happy birthday in advance sayang, just in case i forget to wish you at the airport! (But i won’t la!) (Won’t forget or won’t call, you ask? Exactly. Just in case i really forget. HAHAHA) read more

Now that i have shared my secret with you, and you’ve watched the Dramedy promo (the actual episodes starts tonight! Remember to catch it 10:30pm on 8tv.) , here’s your chance to whisper yours to your close friends, and what’s best, share your Come Clean story and get rewarded for it too!

In case you haven’t seen it, these are some of the screenshots.

Girl likes boy. Boy likes girl. Best friends, girly talks, misunderstanding! It looks kinda exciting and full of drama!

Whisper is having this “Come Clean” Contest. All you need to do is register on Flyfm, then share a touching, inspirational or funny story about you and your friend that you have never revealed before. read more

are the only person i know who refuses to understand the definition of privacy.

Again.

And again and again and again you betrayed my trust. How dare you.

How dare you.

Does “it will never happen again, i promise” mean anything to you? Anything at all?

I disgust myself to think that i actually believed you and defended you during those hard time. But it is so right, you and your pathetic attention seeking. Please stop forwarding my chat logs to any of your friends. And please stop doing this to any other of your friends. I PITY those who call themselves your friends. What kind of friend are you. Please stop saying untrue things about me to your friends/people you barely know and actually make yourself sound like the victim just so you can fish that little sympathy. read more

Have you guys watch Whisper’s Come Clean Dramedy promo on 8tv?

Make sure you catch the actual episodes which will be airing from 13th Oct, every Monday, Tuesday and Thursday for 3 weeks on 8TV, 10:30pm – 10:32pm.

I am a loyal user of Whisper and speaking of periods and coming clean, i have a little story to share.

You know 10 years ago it was kind of a taboo to talk about periods and all (i know right!). And we were not used to joking about any period mishap ( “Oh i think that’s just coffee stain on her skirt la”). read more

I bought a big-ass fridge (finally).

Just to make my point.

And a multi cooker. And started a little bit of cooking.

It’s actually quite fun! I wake up about 10 every morning. Too late to eat breakfast, too early to do lunch. So sometimes i cook. But grocery damn expensive. Average i think i spend more than RM100 a week just to store my fridge up.

Grocery shopping with Cindy and (curi curily) Cheddie.

I can spend hours and hours just walking down supermarket aisle. It’s such an enjoyment. 🙂 read more