You tell me. How obscene can a cup noodle be?

Just when i thought that cup noodles (now they come up with bowl noodles and even lunchbox noodles) are getting more and more innovative…

But to catch attention like this is uh….
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Abit too much right.

-_-lll

The Japanese words literally read something like “liquid soup included”.

0_O

HOW CAN THEY SELL SUCH NOODLES OPENLY IN THE SUPERMARKET!!!

PORN NOODLES!!!

HOI, WHERE’S THE CENSOR BOARD OFFICER!!!

Anycheese. read more

Every Tuesday is a Cup Noodle day for Mozzie, Sze Kerng and Cheesie.

You see. Food in Limcockwing sucks THAT much, we’d rather buy Mamee from the wholesale dealer in bulk to survive the rest of the semesters. Thank Cheesus i’m graduating in two month’s time.

Each of us bring a cuppie to the college every Tuesday (it’s the only day we have to stay for lunch) without fail .

Hence we have started this club thingie. We even have a name for it. It’s the CheeSezMo Cup Noodle Club. read more

After committing Bunni-O-cide, i ate the bunny.

I’m not kidding.

I. ate. the. bunny.

It was chopped, minced, pressed and cooked into confit. The meat and bones and marrows were double-boiled into this concentrated cup of bunny essence.

Whoa i tell you. The feta cheese in the essence tasted damn good.

Wanna see the proof?

I even have the recipe for it. This is the short description.

I felt so beastly.

The dysfunctional, crippled bunny mutated into a fluorescent werebit. Sorta like Hutch. No, more like Wallace the Werebit. read more

If you just came across my blog, I know you are very curious–to what extend my obsession with cheese could be?

Lemmi tell you.

I eat cheese, i talk cheese, i breathe cheese, i sleep cheese, i dream cheese.

I even fill my academic essays, reports, feature articles and advertising campaigns with cheese.

Cheese is my muse.

This is what i actually wrote when Journalism lecturer Mr Ralph asked us to come up with sentences using the 5Ws and 1H.

1.WHAT
Cheese is made mostly from the milk of cows but also other mammals including sheep, goats, buffalo, reindeer, camels and yaks. read more

I supposed most of you have already read Keju Sia’s Of Cheese and Penguins or Albert’s Homecoming, Bloghopping before you stumbled upon this entry.

They have pretty much blogged about whatever i wanted to say. So i’m just gonna provide more photos!!!

If i am to sum up what i think about Jasiminne the Penguin in one sentence, it would be:

“The Penguin is so hot she sizzles!

How cool is that!

“Oh, The Penguin is so cool she freezes”.

Uh and of course, Keju Sia is uh, hot too (he was sweating profusely). read more

for all your sms’es, voice messages, testimonials (sorry if i rejected yours cuz i really kinda have something against trees and flowers made out of something you see and touch everyday on your keyboard. Oh yea and especially the CTRL+C and CTRL+V thing.)

And yes Happy Birthday to myself too!

Fucckaccino one of the numeric figures in my friendster profile just automatically changed. And no it’s not the profile hits.
-_-lll

Just got back to PJ from Seremban a couple of hours ago and i started missing mom tremendously. read more

I went allllll the way to college because Mozzie said if i don’t she will kill me in her dream.

I really didn’t feel like going because

1. I really don’t want to travel 90km just to take attendance and
2. It was raining godzillas and king kongs and
3. I’m just plain lazy. I admit.

Anycheese. Seemed like she would really kill me if i didn’t go. So i went.

Seems like she has a lil SUPRISE for me!!!

=D

It’s my early birthday pressie from her and Sze Kerng!!!

So i call it a MoSze pressie! read more

I discovered this pink after my japanese class in SS2.

PINK HELLO KITTY FREAK!!! 0_o

I totally love pink Jazz but the Hello Kitty logo…

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Just so potong steam lo. Totally spoiled the classy look can.

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In fact the wording itself is very nice. I would say some pink graffiti on it will be so cheesing sexy. Sexy graffiti!! Hoi Moses, who says there’s no such thing as sexy graffiti. You will see soon. Muahaha.

The interior is absopinkishlutely Hello Kittiful. Too bad my cam doesn’t have X-ray lens. read more

Warning
Excreamly crappy commercial. Do not scroll down if you’re feeling particularly sane today.

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Since some of you are feeling disappointed because a certain evil yellow being is not entirely willing to share her imaginary chalk diet, she decided to make it up to you by revealing another more “tangible” secret diet of hers, namely the Meiji Choccie Diet Pill.

You will see how a tiny pill can make a full time cheeser lose cheesppetite.

Experiment starts now.

*2 minutes after consuming a Meiji pill* read more

Few days ago, Keju Sia left a comment on my Evil Cheeslings post saying that he has immoral thoughts when he looked at the Zang Toi logo.

Let’s take a look at the logo again.

But no matter how hard i tried, i still couldn’t figure out how immoral the logo could look.

So i started the “fill in the blank” game i used to play when i was a little cheese.

First, there’s this incomplete image.

You should spice it up with your creative imagination so that it looks like something else. read more