This is the first time I brought Parmie back to Sban, and she (hmm… he? It? Shim? Okay nevermind, she then) is very excited!

But something was wrong with me. I kept seeing carcasses!

To be precise, I THINK I saw carcasses. Black little bird carcasses, along the road. I almost swore I saw more than 9 dead birds, 5 on the way to cyberjaya, and 4 (or more, im not sure) on the way back Sban. It was weird. There were unusual whopping flocks of birds today, along the highway, from the cyberjaya exit. And the way they flew off was weird. read more

“NOW U HAVE, NOW U DONT” is used best to describe our JRN210 Media Law module.
(Same goes to the “NOW U HEAR, NOW U DONT” Yahoo audibles.)

Mr EetMeansYiiah told us class had been moved to Saturday morning.

It means, yiah, i have to sacrifice my dance class Saturday morning to attend class.

But it’s okay cuz it means, yiah, Monday will have no class so i can still stay a day longer in Seremban. Mommy misses me!

Then, came Mr Jackyn Victor.. Oops, Justin i mean, who called Mozzie and spread the “Saturday’s class has been cancelled” news. Friends even posted bulletin on Friendster telling every one who is in Media Law class. read more

C-food Chowder

Main ingredients:
Cornflakes (internal), Chess nuts, sprinkled with “Caffein intolerance” herbs.

Okay, it is not fun to play with your caffein intolerance, I’ve learnt.

The first time was 2 cups of chamomile with Annie. And how wrong was I to think that chamomile aids one’s sleep. At least it doesn’t work for me. So I had a battle with insomnia that day.

2nd time. A cup of Café Mocha (summore it’s a SHORT one) with Mozzie in Bintang Ringgits (the Malaysian version of Starbucks) sent me to the Hiao of Insomnia again. read more

Cheese of the day— New Zealand Mainland Smoked Cheese

Packaging: A pack of 12 slices (250gram)

Price: RM 6.50

Availability: Village Grocer, Bangsar Village

Ingredients: Cheese (minimum 60%) (milk, salt, culture, vegetarian/calves rennet), water, milk solids, emulsifies (331, 339), salt, flavor, colour (160b), preservative (200).

Apparently people who will like this cheese must have a salty tooth. Okay, I crapped that out but it is waaaaaaaaay too salty! ( I tried it with a couple of cream crakers.) read more

I’m still trying figure out why some guys are so incapable of coming up with creative cheese-up lines nowadays.

I don’t know if this happens to you but I often receive some sms’es from strange numbers which, without fail, read “Hi (or hie, hello), can we be friends (fren/ frens/ a fren, depends on his grammar culture)?”.

Then my reply would be “who (the cheese, depends on my mood) are you?”

Check out their replies.

Type 1
“You don’t know me. I just simply sent a message and found you.” read more

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream
“Oh my God! They’ve found me!” and bolt.

2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look
suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.

3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that
you can’t get the damn thing to work. After he/she’s turned it on, wait
5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.

4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly. read more

Cream of Sighs

“One of the things that make me happy is the sight of so many different colours, heights and shapes screaming, clapping, and shouting.

“What a happy lot they are. To me, it is an indication that they are happy here,” said Prime Minister Datuk Seri Ahmad Badawi in Limkokwing University College Technology in Cyberjaya Monday.

(Quoted from Star Education, 17 October, 2004.)

Yeah right, dear PM. We screamed becaused we needed to do something that would prevent us from getting bored to death. read more

I don’t see a problem out of having an affair with pinks. I have (almost) everything in pink, ranges from lip glosses, sweaters, sneakers, cardigans, hair bands, earrings, crystals, Baby-Ts, bikinis, pouches, bags, wallet, to hand phone casing, car accessories, to yahoo avatar and blog layout.

Quote:
She’s the world PINK icon. Her car is full of pinks, her wardrobe I imagine, is also full of pinks, her brain is probably pink in color, her mood is always pink, her hair is soon going to be pink, and I don’t know what else she will think of next. Thank goodness her car isn’t pink. YET. (Chen, M. C., 2004, para. 6) read more

Wahaha Blurdie Hiao

Lame Cock Wing
Circle I Limbo

Superb-excuse-maker
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Promise-breaker
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Crook
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Speedy-comebackline-generator
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

My Freedom Imprisoner
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

My Happiness’s Assassin
Circle VII Burning Sands

Trojanizer
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Hacker
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Cheese your own hiao

By courtesy of Mystery Wolf read more

Why do we worship cheese?

Ringoism Community FAQ

Q: Why do Ringoists worship cheese?
A: Because cheese is holy. (if you dont believe, go and count how many it has.)

Acknowledgment:Inspired by Miss Michi Road’s question:”why is cheese holey?”. (8th October 2004. LUCT:Class 8. 10:34am)