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Why again

October 24, 2005

I would like to nominate today for the “Most Moronic Day in Cheesie’s Life” Award 2005. (But apparently it has lotsa competitors too.)

Because i just did it again.

When i thought i was very very much disillusioned, i just went into an illusion all over again. Of course, i end up getting another disillusion again at the end of the day.

I really feel moronic today.
(You ask: only today?)
I mean, more so today. But i couldnt help. Being in an illusion is sometimes, cheesarific. You feel real, you feel alive. So real, so alive you wish you will forever be in your illusory world. But when you wake up in reality you feel the exact opposite. It’s the same as my Nightmare Theory. Call me an escapist. I big time am one. read more

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The Camper

October 14, 2005


For centuries I was in a long deep sleep
Like a sleeping princess waiting for the kiss
One day I awoke in a castle somehow
And everyone greeted me with a smile

“You are born again,” they say
Indeed, I could now see and smell the bouquet

。・☆・。・☆・。・☆・。・☆・。・☆・。・☆・。

Like a princess, my bed was linen and silk
And my bath in fragrant flowers and milk

Combs of crystals and rubies caress my hair
As flakes of diamond adorn my dress

My nails are painted dainty and rosy
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Green Cheese Monster

September 20, 2005

I am a green cheese monster. A fluorescent one.

The other day went for cheese fondue with Annie and her sister. Her sis Alice is a real sweetie. She’s not just friendly and fun, she even offered to buy me a mini frangelico. But when i saw the way Annie and Alice talked to each other, i felt envious. I know its crazy. They talk about things only sisters talk about. Such as how their grandma thought thier mom was sot-soted when she moved like an octopus along Gwen Stefanie’s new song while she was driving. And how thier mom describe herself as a druggie after sixty odd pokes on her stomach and thighs for slimming purpose. And how their grandma cheesingly reacted to the best chee cheong fun they bought for her in Cheras. read more

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Who am i going with?

August 8, 2005

People have been asking who i am going Langkawi with, since i’ve got two air tix (prize from Miss Fasio Contest). Damn i really wished i got the first prize. It makes such a big difference.

Well people, i think i’m gonna disappoint everyone cuz i really have no other person in my mind about the trip, except this one person. I can still go travelling with you all 30 years later, if you dont mind, but i might not be able to do so with this person.

Mom said, “Go ahead and have fun with your frens, i dont really care about all these travelling things.” read more

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Lonecheese

November 7, 2004

I dread those Big Days the most. They make me feel as if I don’t belong to this world. Big Days (BD) I mentioned refer to special days like the Halloween, and especially eves like Christmas and New Year, not to mention the big V day. And the most horrible thing is that my birthday is included.

I know you don’t understand it if I say I am ALWAYS alone during those days. I stay alone, go shopping alone, watch soapies alone, sleep alone. And don’t ask me why because I don’t understand why am I ALWAYS alone. And people don’t understand why I don’t understand why I am ALWAYS alone. read more

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Cheese on Mozzie!

October 16, 2004

Cheese on!

You know what, I started to believe that no news is good news. There’s not much (bad) things happening these days so the good news is I don’t need to dengan penuh emosinya (quoted from Mozzarelly C., 2004) write, okay, type, till I feel like vomit blood.

But come to think of it in another contradictory perspective, bad news is actually good news. Why? Because im a journalist! I mean, people just don’t write good stuff as dengan penuh emosinya(DPE) as bad/sad stuff. Let say you’re happy today you would say “I am so happy today!” , or maybe, “I am so, so, so, happy today!”. But if you are disappointed, sad, angry, desperate, betrayed, cheesed-off, whatever, you can go on and on and on… You just don’t see people write a compliment to the government as brilliant and as DPE as a complaint to, say, just LUCT. And why are most of the award-winning songs and lyrics are written at the time of heartbrokenness? So in a way bad things prompt people to write. Okay, type. The “badder” the thing is, the better you can write. read more

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Traumatized by Taegukgi

October 8, 2004

Muddy Eye Candy…
(I had an uncontrolable urge to entitle this entry “Taegukgized” but the thought of abusing “ilization” and “ilizing” everything makes me shudder, not to mention the potential disgust of others. So i will just leave it behind.)

Honestly, I wished I hadn’t watched Taegukgi, cause I feel as if I’ve just gone thru a major mental trauma.

Tuesday afternoon, knowing that Korean flick is gonna be outta cinema soon, I bugged Mozzerelly to go watch with me before it was too late. Yeah, there will always be pirated vcds, but by no means a 29 inches box can beat a few-metres-wide screen. And you feel more comfortable to cry in the dark, by the way. read more

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