After committing Bunni-O-cide, i ate the bunny.

I’m not kidding.

I. ate. the. bunny.

It was chopped, minced, pressed and cooked into confit. The meat and bones and marrows were double-boiled into this concentrated cup of bunny essence.

Whoa i tell you. The feta cheese in the essence tasted damn good.

Wanna see the proof?

I even have the recipe for it. This is the short description.

I felt so beastly.

The dysfunctional, crippled bunny mutated into a fluorescent werebit. Sorta like Hutch. No, more like Wallace the Werebit.

Wait. It is not even a Werebit. It’s more bizarre than that.

Look.

Bunny ears are mutating into long antlers.

Sharp claws are emerging from the soft paws.

I shall call the mutant aBist. Its nature is similar to that of a hybrid of bitch+beast.

Hence the Bist.

Beware! The curse of the Bist is befalling!!!

If you just came across my blog, I know you are very curious–to what extend my obsession with cheese could be?

Lemmi tell you.

I eat cheese, i talk cheese, i breathe cheese, i sleep cheese, i dream cheese.

I even fill my academic essays, reports, feature articles and advertising campaigns with cheese.

Cheese is my muse.

This is what i actually wrote when Journalism lecturer Mr Ralph asked us to come up with sentences using the 5Ws and 1H.

1.WHAT
Cheese is made mostly from the milk of cows but also other mammals including sheep, goats, buffalo, reindeer, camels and yaks.

2.WHO
The winner of the 2001 Best Exported British Cheese Award is–Stinking Bishop.

3.WHERE
France is the country which has the most varieties of cheese in the world.

4.WHEN
Around 4000 years ago people have started to breed animals and process their milk. That’s when the cheese was born.

5.WHY
Cheese is getting more popular in Malaysia because everybody hates jam.

6.HOW
The sharp taste of vintage cheddar is derived from a maturing process up to three years.

And my latest Advertising campaign for Swan Toothpick.

I know. WTF right. I didn’t even know how to advertise such *ahem* *unique* product you can’t even find in the supermarket.

Come on la. They don’t even have enough budget to hire a designer ok. Sorry. Feel like being mean today.

Anycheese. Say cheese.

Toothpicks and product shot are superimposed. Yes. my PS sucks.

*digresses*

The nightmare i had this morning was really dreadfully vividly scary. For the first time, i actually think that my Nightmare Theory is flawed.

>_

It is very ironic you see.

When you get the third (sometimes even fourth) figure of your hit counter jump multiple times everyday, you obtained a sense of achievement but at the same time, it totally defeats the very initial purpose of blogging.

I woke up in tears today. It’s 4.30am and i can’t sleep. I so so want to but i can’t tell you why. It involves way too much complications and ethical issues.

Now i sort of understand why the more popular bloggers always keep a private blog. Maybe more.

Uh. I really wonder how those 9-figure-hit-counterers feel.

I’m gonna think of a privie blog name now.

Good night.

*Diana said i should sell this entry to Duracell.

A *complete* and *happy* bunny.

I really did.

But.

Someone lost the key.

It turns out that i can only be a broken clockwork bunny.

Why did you lose the key?

Wrap me in choco pls.

One and a half years ago.

It was jagged because, i think it felt so cold it was having goose bumps all over.

March was a beautiful season. Sakura was blossoming and it opened the heart up. Birds were chirping and it cheered the heart up. I had a warm blankie wrapped around it in the beautiful spring season.

**********************************

One and a half years ago, Cheesie and Mozzie found out that this Anal Lecturer Lady (A.L.L. in short) has a very supernatural mind.

Allow me to repeat it.

A.L.L’s mind is locked with booby traps (whoever tries to open it will get shot), is password protected (no matter how many times you try), IP bound (automatically records whoever attempts to attack), and most SAI LEI-ly, hacker-proof (it’s so solid and adamant no one could ever gain access to it and alter the content.)

Quoted 6th Nov 2004 @ www.cheeserland.blogspot.com
Complete story click HERE

The discovery was shocking. But guess what? One and a half years later, Cheesie had another shock of her life. She actually found out that there’s an appalling resemblence between A.L.L’s mind and her heart.

Cheesie’s heart VS A.L.L’s mind.

It was by choice.

As much as she admits that she feels disgusted to be even remotely connected to A.L.L in analway at all, she finds having an A.L.L’s mind concept applied to her heart is, perhaps, the best policy.

She chained her heart.

Double locked and caged it.

There was blood dripping (still is).

Dreadfully painful but she says:

A.L.L. is damn smart after ALL.

Because Cheesie hearts Cheesie too.

I supposed most of you have already read Keju Sia’s Of Cheese and Penguins or Albert’s Homecoming, Bloghopping before you stumbled upon this entry.

They have pretty much blogged about whatever i wanted to say. So i’m just gonna provide more photos!!!

If i am to sum up what i think about Jasiminne the Penguin in one sentence, it would be:

“The Penguin is so hot she sizzles!

How cool is that!

“Oh, The Penguin is so cool she freezes”.

Uh and of course, Keju Sia is uh, hot too (he was sweating profusely).

So yes.

One melting hot Keju and one sizzling hot Penguin. And one Stinkin’ Cheese.

The immediate camwhoring. Like two second after they met each other.

First there was this hair toss/flip thing.

Then the so kesian puppy face

Then suddenly!!

Whoa, want to fight izit! Ok put your horse..uh, kitty come!

Let’s take another view of the kittyfight from a different angle.

Then Keju said damn shiok he wanted to join the camwhoring also.

Apart from his Kennilicious Beerbelly pose, he also wanted to do the hair stunt.

-_-lll

But the best thing of the night is.

The chemistry between Penguin and Cheesie. Don’t pray pray.

I know you are jealous. How delicious was it?

=D

I’m sorry I ignored you when you knocked on my door a million times.
I’m sorry I ignored you when you called me a million times.
I’m sorry I ignored you when you asked me to open the door for you.
I’m sorry I ignored whatever you said beyond the door (you can blame my itune being too loud but I kinda got the punishment for it already).
I’m sorry I ignored you when you slipped me notes under the door hoping that I will read it.

I was just being a stinky rotten oafish wally galah nana cheese who was
too busy crying her heart out.

I’m sorry. No amount of RM9 Evian water can compensate your dehydration
out of tear loss.

If there’s anything good out of so many silly things happening these days, it would be that I know you’ll always be there for me no matter what happens.

You’re the only one who can ever complete my unfinished sentences. I was completely stoned to speechlessness when you said“Don’t give me that i-want-to-be-alone shit”.

Damn it.

I don’t even have to open my mouth and you know what’s in my stinky little mind.

But the out-of-the-blankie hug really melted my heart. TOTALLY.

Just want to tell you that you deserve to be adored and loved so much. There’s absolutely nothing you are worse at than me (ok besides my PS skill maybe).

Look at one of my fav pix of you.

See, such a glutton and excheesingly gorgeous.

Cheesie totally loves Ching Ching.

I promise I will *try* not to cry over it now.

for all your sms’es, voice messages, testimonials (sorry if i rejected yours cuz i really kinda have something against trees and flowers made out of something you see and touch everyday on your keyboard. Oh yea and especially the CTRL+C and CTRL+V thing.)

And yes Happy Birthday to myself too!

Fucckaccino one of the numeric figures in my friendster profile just automatically changed. And no it’s not the profile hits.
-_-lll

Just got back to PJ from Seremban a couple of hours ago and i started missing mom tremendously.

I promise i’ll keep myself very happy to make you happy okie?

I went allllll the way to college because Mozzie said if i don’t she will kill me in her dream.

I really didn’t feel like going because

1. I really don’t want to travel 90km just to take attendance and
2. It was raining godzillas and king kongs and
3. I’m just plain lazy. I admit.

Anycheese. Seemed like she would really kill me if i didn’t go. So i went.

Seems like she has a lil SUPRISE for me!!!

=D

It’s my early birthday pressie from her and Sze Kerng!!!

So i call it a MoSze pressie!

Thank you MoSze, you guys are so sweet! (Though i prefer salty)

*muah muah muah*