I’m still a camper.
But i do not fear the weather anymore.

I know all along I’ve been doing reviews on cheese (flavored) snacks, but I’ll make an exception today!

Choccies!

Sorry but no cheese flavored one. Care to sign the “we-want-cheese-chocolate” petition?

Meiji Melty Kiss (Strawberry)

Bought it from Singpore, a winter special edition Meiji. I felt very guilty cuz I actually bought this for Ichigo**. I buy everything strawberry for her. From chocolate to lipgloss to dress (not flavored la, it was a strawberry-motif cocktail dress). Anycheese, I opened and devoured the choc before it even reached her. Too much a temptation.

*Hypnotized emo*

This has to be the most most most strawberrilicious choccie in the Chocolate Kingdom.

They are strawberry cubes sprinkled with thick dark choco powder.

So authentically strawberrilicious you could even taste the tiny strawberry seed bits.

I would trade Rodrigo Santoro’s kiss for this, seriously.

So I ate, and ate, and ate…

O_o

Gommene Ichigo!

(** for Japanese-illiterates, ichigo means Strawberry in jap.)

Meiji Melty Kiss (Green)

I always love green tea. But I cannot get over the hypnotizing strawberry melty kiss.
So this green tea kiss tasted really plain.
Argh. I’m bound to be haunted by that deadly kiss forever.

Meiji Melty Kiss (Precious cocoa)

It has a rich dark choco flavor. It’s dusty-powdery cocoa on the outside and soft-creamy choco filling inside. Double dose of choco!

Princess Lyss likes it a lot. She went Parie-ish and said “That’s hot! Thank you doll, I love it so much, like, totally!”

If I hadn’t tried the strawberry one I would prolly give this a seven…… ok point five.

But too bad lor, I’m damn spoiled. =(

I want my strawberry melty kiss!!

I’m so stupid. I saw it in Taipei but didn’t buy because it was slightly more expensive than the one in Singapore. Now Xmas over d. Hmmph!

*pouts*
*stomps feet*
*arms akimbo*

Then I hunted around in PJ but couldn’t find any. There’re lotsa Meiji choccies but nothing comes close to that breathtaking kiss.

Anycheese, at least a little consolation.

Meiji Macadamia Chocolate (Roiyaru Miruku Tii)

Ok so you ask what the hell is Roiyaru Miruku Tii.

Me suggest you go learn Katakana.

This choccie gave me some lolling. Imagine half way drinking your teh tarik tambah manis and finding yourself chomping chunky macadamia bits.

That’s how it tastes like.

Just they don’t call it teh tarik . It’s called Royal Milk Tea. Repeat after me, Roi-ya-ru Mi-ru-ku-Tiiiii.

=D

Royce Marshmallow Chocolate (Miruku Kohii)

Miruku Kohii Marshmallow choco.

This time no need translation right. If you still don’t get it, seriously, Katakana lessons, CNY special discount for you. And by the cheese, I charge by hour.

I left this box of choccie at home and happily went shopping.

Then I received an sms from Your Majesty.

“The choco is super delicious can’t stop eating by the way what time are you coming home?”

(She hates pressing they keypad many many times hence the lack of punctuation marks.)

Ok I have to tell you the last time mom texted me was two years ago, before she finally decided sms is a stupid thing to do when you can just press call.

Imagine how nice the choccie is it made mom go cheesiao.

Royce Marshmallow Chocolate (Howaito)

It says “Howaito”. But howaito what? howaito chocolate?

It doesn’t taste white chocolate. It tastes like a fluffy marshmallow pillow wrapped in a thick layer of Dumex Baby Formula. So so so milky.

Still I prefer to go cheesiao. =D

Cheese those better-than-Rodrigo’s-kiss-choccie out!!

Cheeseflash!!!!

Baby Bell was awarded the sexiest cheese 2004 in “lads mag” “FHC”-Stilton was a close 2nd with Red Leicester winning the “cheese next door” title. …-Stilton was a close 2nd with Red Leicester winning the “cheese next door” title. …

Wahahaha…… Boast I must, and bow thou shall!

Another cheese shred added in my hat!

Eh they mis-spelled my name la, cheesh.

-_-

Anycheese.

*walks gracefully up stage, smiles cheesily and…*

ahem

*clears throat”

“First of all, cheese you very much for your support, and I’d like to thank my mom, my cheesiples, my dolls……”

(message severely truncated)

BUT!!!

Hold.on.a.sec

Much to my dismay, I just found out somecheese has maliciously taken down the article from www.cheeseontour.com” target=”_blank”>www.cheeseontour.com.

It has completely cheesappeared from the site.

0_o

What kind of evil breed of cheese on earth would do that?

Jealousy, man, jealousy.

Luckily enough, I’ve got a screenshot from google.

Uphold my new title I will. Muahahaha.

In conjuction with the American National Cheese Day, the Board of Ringoism has released a public announcement.

Dear all Potential Ringoists and Ringoist wannabes:

The Board of Ringoism has launched a new set of exams specially designed for potential Ringoists.

Any one who is interested shall partake in these tests to gain the possibility of Cheesipleship. The Board of Ringoism demands the Cheese de la Cheese—nothing but the cheesiest.

First of all, the board of Ringoism Committee would like to evaluate your general Cheesability with the following three personalicheese tests .

You MUST complete all three tests, and those tests shall display an identical result. Shall you attain differing results from the tests, we’re very sorry but we don’t accept cheezophrenic Cheesiples, unless under very extreme and rare situations.

If you are proven to be a cheese of impeccable pedigree, congratulations. You can now proceed to the subsequent tests. These next tests shall evaluate your innate cheesiness and whether you are truely worthy enough to be a Ringoist.

In order to become a qualified Ringoist and gain minimum Cheesipleship, it is required that you at least pass Level 3 exam.

(If you fail this, you are Cheesily-challenged without a doubt. To demonstrate our sympathy towards your uncheesability, we would be happy to write a letter of recommendation for you expressing your interest in joining the Jammist Asylum.)

(We highly doubt your Cheesability if you fail this, sorry to say. We would like to recommend you to go bang your head against Parmesan block. That should help.)

(You are just so close from being an Uncheesable to a qualified Ringoist! Cheese harder next time. If you pass this exam, congrats, welcome to the Cheesedom.)

(This is an optional exam. Pass this and you will be automacheesically promoted as a Ringoistic Committee to serve the Board of Ringoism. Well, if you score perfect for this, the O’wise Ringoism Guru shall resign. Cheesallujah.)

Warning:
Those who are found to be dirty cheating cheesers shall be executed by order of the Lord of Ringoism. The Ringoistic Hair Samurai shall perform due punishment to those found cheating, depending on its severity.

Yours Cheesily,

The Lord of The Ringoism
***== I came, I saw, I cheesed ==***

Think, think think…

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Sorry, wrong. I know your answer but wrong. Try again.

I repeat. What do you name an excheesingly cheesy and funny girl who has to go home before twelve?

Answer is……
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Chedarella LOL.

Yes, LOL included. And no I’m not drunk on cheese.

Well, yesterday I went cheese shopping in Jusco, and saw this cheese, LOL.

I’m not laughing. Cheese it out.

Land O’ Lakes Chedarella.

The product label reads “LOL Chedarella 8oz RM10.30”.

Like, LOL.

Let me intro a bit.

LOL Chedarella is a blend of cheddar and mozzarella cheese. Behind the see-through packaging is a milky white mozza block marbled with orangy cheddar. (Yea the picture looks the opposite but pictures are deceitful. Always remember this.)

I soooo wanted to buy it, BUT!

The expiry date says 18 Jan 2006. Which means I have to finish the whole block on that day itself.

0_o

Arrrgh!!!

What do you name an excheesingly cheesy and funny girl who has to go home before twelve?

By the cheese, you could always answer, “Ringo Tan”. Well. Right you are, actually. ;D

I think i really do have cheese in my vein ;D

*Stellarization continues…*

Previously on The Stellars, Princess Lyss, Jewel Mel were kinda worried that Belle might not like her new given name because it has, in any way, nothing to do with cheese. (!!)

Will Belle like her name?

Stellar’s online meeting

PrInCeSs says:
so u gotta come on friday… or else i wont go

cheesillicious~what do you call a person who gets cheesed? says:
0_o

.: Jewelstar :. says:
lol… and the pancakes were your idea

*edits*
Incheese, the Stellar Pancake Friday was my idea. And I was the one who came out with “every Friday is a Cheese-and-Egg day” thingie.

*Sweats*

PrInCeSs says:
if u don’t come i’ll call u ah belle

PrInCeSs says:
Hahahaha

cheesillicious~what do you call a person who gets cheesed? says:
*sweats profusely*

cheesillicious~what do you call a person who gets cheesed? says:
Hey dolls cheese these out

cheesillicious~what do you call a person who gets cheesed? says:
http://www.alltooflat.com/serious/cheese/abel2/

cheesillicious~what do you call a person who gets cheesed? says:
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/The+Cheese+Family

.: Jewelstar :. says:
hahah the cheesy toon was hilarious

.: Jewelstar :. says:
stoner ideas

cheesillicious~what do you call a person who gets cheesed? says:
Hey hey!

cheesillicious~what do you call a person who gets cheesed? says:
i found out my stellarized name actually relates to cheese

cheesillicious~what do you call a person who gets cheesed? says:
well, kinda….

PrInCeSs says:
how?

cheesillicious~what do you call a person who gets cheesed? says:
u know the cheese Babybel?

cheesillicious~what do you call a person who gets cheesed? says:
http://www.cheesesupply.com/product_info.php/products_id/239

PrInCeSs says:
see… u have fate with me… and us

cheesillicious~what do you call a person who gets cheesed? says:
so u dolls shall call me babybelle from now on

cheesillicious~what do you call a person who gets cheesed? says:
LOL

.: Jewelstar :. says:
hahaha

.: Jewelstar :. says:
yeah.. it was all written in the stars

cheesillicious~I’m officially, cheesily Stellarized. Bow before Babybelle please, thank you. says:
hey read my nick

.: Jewelstar :. says:
awww

PrInCeSs says:
thats hot

.: Jewelstar :. says:
*loves you

PrInCeSs says:
a bel

.: Jewelstar :. says:
haha

.: Jewelstar :. says:
ah bieow

.: Jewelstar :. says:
ding dong belle

PrInCeSs says:
ah miowww(mel)

cheesillicious~I’m officially, cheesily Stellarized. Bow before Babybelle please, thank you. says:
Ah miaoooo

PrInCeSs says:
thank god mine is normal

cheesillicious~I’m officially, cheesily Stellarized. Bow before Babybelle please, thank you. says:
P is normal?

.: Jewelstar :. says:
lol

cheesillicious~I’m officially, cheesily Stellarized. Bow before Babybelle please, thank you. says:
lets call her PP

PrInCeSs says:
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.: Jewelstar :. says:
PP

PrInCeSs says:
kinda cute actually

PrInCeSs says:
pee pee

PrInCeSs says:
wee wee

PrInCeSs says:
BB belle

cheesillicious~I’m officially, cheesily Stellarized. Bow before Babybelle please, thank you. says:
i am BB now?

cheesillicious~I’m officially, cheesily Stellarized. Bow before Babybelle please, thank you. says:
and you are PP?

cheesillicious~I’m officially, cheesily Stellarized. Bow before Babybelle please, thank you. says:
and you are meow

cheesillicious~I’m officially, cheesily Stellarized. Bow before Babybelle please, thank you. says:
BB, PP, meeeeeeeeow

.: Jewelstar :. says:
-_-

And so our divine stellarized names became some retarded infant/feline poo.
See how retarded the Stellars can be sometimes. 0_o

Attention ladicheese and gentlecheese.

Presenting to you……

A so very much officially and cheesily Stellarized… well, cheese…
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Babybelle!!

All bow before Babybelle please, thank you very much!

*applause* *applause* *applause* *applause* *applause* *applause* *applause* *applause* *applause* *applause* *applause* *applause*

Stay cheesed for the full Cheesy Stellarization story!

Got in touch with an old friend whom I haven’t seen in years over yahoo messenger recently.

Wait, old friend makes him sound old and he might not like it, because he always says I make him feel old.

He is not old actually. He just thinks I was/am too young. But that was years ago. maybe he’ll change his mind now?

Then he sent me this appalling picture.

I’ve completely forgotten about it if he hadn’t mischievously asked “you wanna see how you looked 5 years ago?”

My cheese! Can’t believe he’s been keeping it for five bloody years.

Cheesus Crust now I am very convinced I always look like Godiva 82% on print. Cheese you very much.

That was prolly one of the first digital photos I took. We walked around in KLCC, and then hotlink spotted this extra kao cheese, took a picture of her and made her the HOT cover girl.

Like sizzling hot. LOL.

Little did I know that this Godiva Extra Dark print won me my first ever nokia handphone, my first ever Levi’s jeans and jacket and wallet, and lotsa Hotlink goodies.

;D

Come to think of it I actually kinda have some fate with Hotlink. Ok la, I will stop screwing Maxis in my entries from now on. =D

I didn’t know online Tarot reading also can be this chun.

Aki recommended this site. It is the same as normal Tarot cards, just you shuffle it electronically (?!) and click the cards instead of flipping them over. Of course, you have to concentrate too.

Holy strawberry.

I did my first reading and it was excheesingly chun. Few weeks later I did a second reading regarding another issue and it was absocheesinglutely chun.

Ok don’t listen to me. I was so amazed by its chunness I asked everyone to try it. So let’s see what other people say ok.

Interview with Porkie:

Cheesie: so what do you think of the reading? Chun right?
Porkie: tell me bout it!!! *shocked emo*

Interview with PCW:

Cheesie: So how do you rate the chunness of your reading?
PCW: Freaky chun!

Interview with JY:

Cheesie: *before she asks anything*
JY: OMG
JY: bloody hell!!
JY: SO *BLEEP*ING ACCURATE!
JY: *faints*
Cheesie: Chun right chun right? *smug*
JY: As chun as you!

LOL. *blushes*

Why not you go try and tell me what you think?

Cheese here

*updated*
Mozzie just did the test and she rates the chunness 8/10
Mind you, she is damn stingy in rating.

They are air flown then driven back from far far away land back to PJ, so they’d better be cheesy!!

Epicure Cheese Cocktail

These are little ice-cream cone puffs injected with cheese-flavored cream.
But those little puffs are all broken into halves and the stubborn cream gets stuck on either hemisphere. The cream texture is unrefined, and taste like those crude waffle biscuits come in bulk which could be found in Giant.

After all, it’s cheese flavored, what do you expect.

Cheesability:
/10

Let’s put our hope on some real-cheese snacks.

ROKA Cheese Fingers

These are pastry fingers made with 30% Gouda cheese.

Unlike the previous Epicure assorted mini cheese puffs I’ve reviewed earlier, these fingers are separated in two sections—Poppy seed fingers and sesame fingers. It is good because it doesn’t mix up the flavors and create a chaotic medley on your tastebuds.

Very cheesy and extremely crispy. Crisp crisp crisp crisp!!

Also, love the poppy and sesame bits, which give you extra munchies!
The most munchable snack!

Cheesability:
/10

ROKA Cheese Crispies

Ooops. I’m afraid I have to take back what I just said after eating this, err, Cheese Crispies.

Because, it sure lives up to its name. And I thought Cheese fingers were crispy enough.

These freaking crispy crispies, are the crispiest crispies you’ll ever try!

It tastes almost the same as the fingers, just in flaky flat pastry form.

Warning: do not munch these crispies while watching Lost in Translation. You will never hear a thing from your stereo.

Cheesability:
/10

Ok commercial time’s up. But, she is funny.

This cheese, you will never get her to tell the truth, because, she always takes the dare.

She once dared me to walk up to the BintangRinggits barista and say “One Mocha Fucckaccino, tall please.”

………………

Of course I didn’t do it. I’m not chickening out la, just being… cautious.
Because.
If you are careless then you make careless mistakes.
But then.
I found out if I’m cautious I will make cautious mistakes.

Urrgh. Back to Mozzie. Talk about daring, she once lost miserably in the Cangkul Besar D game, and she had to run around the pool in her…..

woooops!!!

*dodges the stinkeecheesespray attack by Mozzie*

Ok ok fine. I won’t tell.

*zips lips*

And she will coin all sorta funny nouns.

Mozzie: Eh, if you call a person who breaks someone’s heart a Heartbreaker, then what do you call a person whose heart gets broken?

Cheesie: …………

Mozzie: Heartbreakee la.

Cheesie: …………

So people, are you a dumper or a dumpee?

Cheesie: Then I ask you la. If you call a person who cheeses someone a Cheeser, then what do you call a person who gets cheesed?

Mozzie: …………..

Cheesie: Muahahahahha!!!!!

Anycheese. Miss you la girl. Faster come back, and clean the spider web around your unclaimed Ruffles.

FYI, your unclaimed Ruffles will be confiscated on my next sacred DVD Marathon day. Hurry woi.