Ok la

January 31, 2010

I am actually lazy to blog, but i think everyone is afraid to come to my blog nao because i got shit pictures :(

Nah here’s some nicer pictures to drown the shit. ^^

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My Cheddie after cutting her hair. She looks sooooooo small nao!

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Taken when i was back to Seremban. <3

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My mom omfg revamped my room ala the Nippon Paint style. Wtf she green come out of blue (qing chu yu lan)!!!

Got little paw prints on the walls. So bloody cute don’t you think? My mom is a cheesnius. :D

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I just looooooove it when she yawns!

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One more!!

Cheddie has a mole on her tongue. A big black spot. They say dogs with spots on their tongue very fierce one. IS IT TRUE!!!!

Ok la tomorrow i blog good stuff. No more shit.

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Ok post end here. Stop scrolling liao. If you scroll down summore you will see shit again.

This is good shit.

January 29, 2010

It cannot be any more literal than that.

(taken with my awesome Blackberry’s crap camera.)

When i saw this shit, i literally squealed with joy, and pacing back and forth hysterically looking for the doctor. And i was shouting “Doctor doctor, come see this shit!!!!!!!”

Then the cleaner came and wanted to dispose the pile of turd, i was so protective of the shit i almost said, NO, DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH MY SHIT.

I then quickly took out my BB and snapped a picture for sweet memory and also proof (just in case the doctor say i Cheat One™).

She was hospitalized for 10 (Ten, sepuluh, shi, sap, jyu) bloody worrying days having bloody diarrhea and vomit. And this shit, this piece of gold shit, means the world to the both of us. It means she can come home.

Sorry, i can’t resist this again.

That, was the most beautiful shit i have ever seen in my entire life.

I have never thought that i would be so excited over a piece of crap. Maybe i should nao pursue Scatology out of interest and earn loads of money.

Here’s another one she produced back at her new toilet (netting is awesome!)

Like two little peanuts!!! SO CUTE :D

This is #KoyukiGanasBitch. Back home. :)

3 hair buns ^^

January 27, 2010

Sorry it is my hair bun again!

But this is not just a hair bun. This is 3 (three, tiga, san, sam) hair buns!!! From 3 girl bloggers.

Violet LeBeaux with her signature mori hime hair.

Candice DeVille with her bold blonde fringe and red lips

Cheesie DeLicious with her, erm… Cheat One™ hair bow wtf.

(Ok la the last name is made up just to make myself sound more err, exotic wtf.)

(And can someone make me an avatar? I drew it on Photoshop it looks omfg ugly :( . Why everyone so talented one T_T )

They are both from Australia and I met them in Singapore during the NN Award thing and they are soooooo vain and soooooo OTT and soooo girly and sooo ME because they know everything about Japanese fashion ^^! :D

I LOVE THEM!

This is the video we did together (well not together physically, but kind of, sort of, rather but not really physically. You will know what i mean after you watch it!!!)

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Cute anot!!!!

Haha i skipped Step 6 because i never use any hair styling product wtf *lazy.

Violet edited everything. She is so awesome!

Well this is the final hair bow i chose for the outfit. Dress is from Liz Lisa’s Fukubukuro. Daisuki!!! ^^

PS: Really. Can someone make me an avatar? Cheesy please?

My Dream in the Year of the Tiger

January 26, 2010

If i have RM8,888, this is what i will do:

1. Enroll in Sakura @Nagoya Homestay by Titanplanet this coming April.

Since i have been to japan in summer and winter (and have seen a bit of fallen leaves so will leave autumn for next round), i want to go during spring and be showered with falling Cherry Blossoms!!! And the best thing is, it is during my birthday so i can celebrate my 2?-year-old birthday under a sea of pink sakura trees and camwhore non-stop!!!

So romantic can!

Ok so the homestay costs around RM5,500. So i have RM3,388 to play with. And since i don’t have to pay for accommodation (and my host parents will pay for most of my food), i can go CRAZY SHOPPING AGAIN!

I realized i can’t live without Japan T___T. Every 3 months (that’s every single season change) i will be itching to go and shop in Japan. Ok first of all i will go to 100 Yen shop and buy 100 items HAHA that’s 10,000Yen which is about RM400.

So nao i have RM2,988 left.

I want to ride Shinkansen yet!!! I have been to Japan 3 times and i haven’t gone on the bullet train! Maybe i can go to Osaka to visit TK wtf. Ok or go to Kyoto again i love Kyoto! I just checked the price. It is about ¥6380 one way to Kansai. So in total it would be about, say RM500 la.

So left RM2,088.

(Wtf i’m kind of running out of ideas. because there is no Shibuya 109 in Nagoya T_____T).

Oh oh oh I KNOW ALREADY!

I wanna buy a Furisode!!! (the most formal style of kimono worn by unmarried women during their Seijinshiki when they turn 20. Even though it’s really really late but i don’t care T___T)

Soooo nice! Popteen Feb issue Omg i just checked the price from Joyful-Eli they are so totally unafforable some cost like RM10,000 FML.

The cheapest one i saw on Popteen is ¥20,790 (the pink one) which is RM784 WA CHEAP!!!

Ok wait a minute.

RM784 is just rental only. T____________T

Nao i have RM1,304. I will just go to the nearest Liz Lisa and spend everything on it.

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See! I plan so well! I better win this RM8,888 sponsored by Tiger Beer, who is the official beer for the Year of the Tiger.

They are fulfilling 3 wishes, and giving out 3 x RM 8,888 prizes with an additional RM 1,888 for the Grand Prize winner during the Tiger Run.

Just blog about YOUR dream in the year of Tiger (like what i did), and then send an email to fulfillmywish.tiger@nuffnang.com with your full names and blog permalinks the 88 most creative Nuffnang bloggers will be qualified to participate in the Tiger Run. It’s going to be held on the 6th of February at 4:30 pm at Bar Madrid, Jaya One. More on the event, refer to the Nuffnang Tiger Run page.

Also, don’t forget to join Tiger Beer’s facebook fan page!

Ganbatte Koyuki

January 25, 2010

Dear Koyuki,

When you greeted mommy yesterday with joy, you cannot imagine how happy mommy felt.

I thought you were angry with me because i abandoned you at this horrible place full of sick animals. And i’m so sorry to make you feel like one of them. You must have thought that mommy don’t want you anymore. I’m so so sorry i cannot bring you home, because you could die without the supportive system.

I thought you will never want to look at me anymore because i made you suffer. You were throwing up non-stop and you refused to eat at all. I can imagine. Mommy was sick before too, but you suffered so much more. I am so sorry there wasn’t anything more i could do. I’m sorry i cried too, i know it made you feel worse.

But you wagged your tail today. And you whined.Your whining has never sound more like a chime bell from heaven. I would want to hear it every single day now.

And you looked happy to see me.

And i knew that you still love me.

I’m sorry you still have to be on drips. Your left foot is all bruised because of the needle and it broke my heart. They had to switch the drips to your right foot and now your right foot is swollen to an abnormal size. My heart was broken dunno how many times already. It must be painful. :( I’m so so sorry. I really wish i could help you share the pain.

Every other day the nurse will have to poke a needle into your limb and i know it hurts. I know you don’t like people touching your feet anymore. But just hang in there for a little while more please? I promise it will be over soon, and mommy will bring you home. I’m sure you are excited to see your new toilet! It is all netted now so you won’t dirty your paws when you pee. :)

I’m so glad you are eating now. Mommy was so worried you were gonna be skinny bitch like mommy. You are all skin and bones now. Please eat more, there are new snacks waiting for you at home. Hint hint cheese topping! Bought all the way from Japan. :)

Just a while more, Koyuki. Doctor says if you stop vomiting and diarrhea and pass out nice stool, you can come home! So give everyone nice poo see ok!

Yesterday, mommy was at Desa Park City, and i saw this beautiful husky who looks just like you. Brown nose, piercing blue eyes, copper coat. Running freely around the park. Except much bigger and all grown up. I felt all overwhelmed inside. I wanted to go hug him wtf. I can imagine you look exactly like that in a few months’ time. I want to see you grow up like him too. A beautiful adult husky. I want to see you run.

I want that day to come.

And i just want you to know mommy loves you very, very much.

Mommy will be waiting for your return, no matter how long it takes.

Pink leopard print nails

January 23, 2010

My new nails are to match my previous Hair Bun video! I’m crazy pink raperrrt preen.

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Result is liddis.

It is actually very very super simple to do! I was inspired to get mine done after watching Violet Le Beaux’s nail tutorial!

Except that i did it in pink.

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Clean buffed nails, and my ga-chang lol.

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Paint a layer of base coat to protect your nails blah blah. Normally i don’t really care, but since i have it then i use lo.

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Paint your fav shade of baby pink, then use a darker pink and paint random dots on your nails.

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Like polka except that it doesn’t have to be very round and symmetrical. Cheat One Polka.

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After that, use a dark brown/black paint brush and draw thin lines over the dots. I prefer thin strokes instead of blotches of ink to mimic that furry effect.

Doesn’t matter if it is messy, because based on my experience, no matter how lousy a nail painter you are, from far it will look good anyhow!

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Add some crystals if you like. I am using the CreamCakeCam left over blings.

DONE!

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By the way,

Congratulations to Ichigo!

She’s my longest friend and she got the name Ichigo because we were learning  fruit’s names in Japanese when we were 16 or something wtf.

Anyway i was her captain jimui today and i damn fail max ok. Cuz i was too kind hearted the most cruel thing i made the hengdai do was to drink Ribena+Milo fml. I mean, unFTL. T______T

Haha so yesterday i was helping her with all the wedding preparation, and i helped her write this:

Prenup for the groom HAHAHAH

I WROTE ONE OK!!!!

OMFG damn 7 long never write mandarin i am so damn amazed at myself, haven’t all thrown back to Cikgu yet!!!

Ok i better pan leng leng nao bai.

PS: I’m waiting for wedding dinner nao too free that’s why i blog. Faster say i good.

PS2: Ichigo said got yu chee (shark fin) to eat later yay HAHA dunno why i find it quite funny. We always call her Yu Chee Gou (Shark Fin cake wtf).

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Xpax Bigfreekinsale


And i am so glad that i have my BB back in Seremban because the internet was really slow so at least i can still check mails and whatnot with my BB.

You know what makes me happier?

Weekend with free BB access! Since i subscribe to Xpax BB plan every single day, i noticed that in Saturday, i didn’t receive any notification that RM2.50 is deducted from my credit for BB plan auto-renewal. That means it actually works!!!

I’m actually saving money without realizing it! If you are an Xpax BB user too, be reminded that in this coming two months, you will be saving money while BBing, just in case you didn’t realize. :)

From 11-Jan to 31-Marc, if you subscribed your Xpax BB plan for 5 consecutive weekday (meaning you don’t do anything for 5 days), and you get to enjoy weekday subscription for free! Awesome!! That’s RM5 off every week. And in a month, you will save RM20. That means your Xpax BB plan will only be RM50!

:D

Check out the Bigfreekingsale for more!

Hair Bun Magic

January 22, 2010

Remember this hair bun thingie i got from Japan? (I haven’t found out what it is called. Let’s call it the hair bun thingie wtf).

IT IS LIKE OMFG MAGIC!!!!!

Why didn’t i discover it earlier T______T

It’s really bloody amazing! It’s sooooooo easy to use and sooooo secure it saves you like, 10 pins or so!

Result.

It makes the hair bun really tight! Can go out whole day jumping around and it still looks perfect!

I did a video. but this isn’t the best video because that’s actually the first time i experimented with the hair bun thingie and i wasn’t pro enough so i had to use 3 pins to secure the hair bun. But after days of practice, i’m so pro nao zero pin is needed. JILO!

Watch!

I dunno where you can buy it other than Japan. Try online beauty shops! Good luck!

Koyuki

January 21, 2010

i have never been so worried in my entire life.

Doctor called this afternoon, and said it was Parvovirus. She only has a 50% chance of survival.

She has been hospitalized for 3 days because a few days ago she was having diarrhea and vomitted.

She had to go on drips, and i couldn’t bring her home. The second day i went to visit, she looked a lot better but was so emotional she cried when she saw me. My heart broke into a million pieces. She ate but she threw up again, so doctor said had to stay for one more day and if she’s better, i could bring her home today.

And then today.

I was so nervous yet excited to bring her back to where she feels comfortable with and never have to leave her at the cold, scary place full of horrifying howls and painful wailing of sick animals. It must have been a bloody traumatizing experience.

And when i opened the door, she just lay there. Not moving. Eyes open, but not moving. At all.

My heart stopped for a second.

And i had this really really nasty feeling in my head.

She was resting on her fav racoon toy. And to my utter horror, she didn’t seem to acknowledge me.

And my whole body chilled. I called her name, she wasn’t responding at all. She was so weak she could not even move.

I was a little angry because the vet said it wasn’t Parvovirus when they diagnosed her last night. For god’s sake they don’t even know what the hell is wrong with her.

But today they did the blood test again and her white blood cell went down from 10 to 2.

And there was nothing i could do. Except to see her suffer in pain.

She gagged and threw up. And she is now this bony body with no soul because she hasn’t eaten for days (even if she did she threw it all up) and she couldn’t even focus her eyes.

She couldn’t even look at me.

I was so horrified i wanted to pass out.

i wanted someone to stab me with whatever sharp instrument they could grab right there and then.

They moved her upstairs with 4 other Parvo puppies.

She relies solely on supportive system now. Drips, antibiotics, anti-vomit whatever. And she may die, anytime.

Every time the phone rings my heart jumps and i feel like throwing up because it could be the hospital calling and say, “Sorry, your dog just died”.

And knowing that it could bloody well happen make me all sick again.

Nobody knows what’s gonna happen to her.

And it is scary. I keep having this appalling thought that she is gonna die. What am i gonna do. I know worrying doesn’t help but that’s all i could do now.

What if she dies?

What can i do?

What will i become?

Sorry i have been sitting here for an hour but i don’t know what to type anymore. Comment disallowed because i don’t want to hear it.

Cheddie on mag cover!

January 20, 2010

I Love You Pets magazine, December issue 2009 (nao only come out).

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Cover page

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WTF so many pages!!! Cheddie damn glam ok lol.

But there were at least 20 typos of “Chessie” and “Cheedie” FOL. T_____T

Apparently you can buy it from dunno which bookstores and even some pet shops!

Anyway the interview was done a few months ago, before i got Koyuki so it might sound a little incoherent.

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Some other pictures i like from the shoot which were not published:

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She looks happy here! Like i said it was sooooooo hard to make her look cheerful because the environment a bit stressful for her because of so many new people and she was expected to do something extravaganza lol.

So i had to chase her around to make sure she show her tongue FHL.

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Behind the scene:

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Cheddie bored.

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Doing my hair

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Doin Cheddie’s hair lol

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Shoot

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Interview while eating zhap fan tapao

First time having such major spread in a magazine. Really didn’t expect myself to appear on a pet mag O.o.

Credits to Blivene’s Talents who arranged this interview for me.

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Xpax Bigfreekinsale

I’m so glad that my BB survived the monkey attack!

Even though the front cover was damaged it is still functioning perfectly.

Was really happy to find out about the now i can save more money on my BB plan, because Xpax is now having a big freekin sale!! And it’s really quite big!

You see i pay RM2.50 everyday for my BB plan (although i say i pay everyday, but in actually fact i don’t really have to, you know, pay, literally, everyday, because i just need to subscribe one time and Xpax will do the auto renewal at 12:00AM daily so means all you need to do is to make sure there’s enough credit!!!), and if i use for a month everyday non-stop it would be RM75! Which is really cheap in my opinion!

AND NAO!

From 11-Jan to 31-Marc, if you subscribed your Xpax BB plan for 5 consecutive weekday (meaning you don’t do anything for 5 days), and you get to enjoy weekday subscription for free! Awesome!! That’s RM5 off every week. And in a month, you will save RM20. That means your Xpax BB plan will only be RM50 omg awesomesauce max!

:D

Check out the Bigfreekingsale for more!

Dolly Wink Cheat One™

January 19, 2010

Another Cheat One™ Tutorial.

Dolly Wink by Masuwaka Tsubasa (top Popteen model) is a new series of falsies that i have wanted VERY, VERY much!

Popteen Feb 2010 featuring Tsubasa Dolly Wink and How To.

Top Lashes

Dolly Sweet and Sweet Girly.

Natural Girly and Feminine Style. (Seriously, they need a better English copy writer. What turf the names are so repetitive it’s confusing)

Bottom lashes

Real Nude and Baby Cute.

Vivid Pop and Pure Little (What turf is pure little?!?)

I saw this everywhere in major drugstores and make up stores in Japan and i was omfg happy when i found them!

BUT THEY COST ¥1,260 EACH!

Excluding tax! In total it would cost like RM50 for a two-pair set fml.

I refrained myself from buying in Hokkaido. Then when i went to Tokyo’s Don Quixote (discount store) i thought i could buy it cheaper but no. Same price. I tahaned until the last day i shopped in Shibuya and i saw it again, i stood in front of the rack and hesitated for 10 whole minutes before i walked away.

I DIDN’T BUY IT. T__T

It was so expensive and almost not worth it T_T.

Ok, definitely NOT worth it. Because they prolly spent 70% on the packaging and paying for Masawaka Tsubasa’s plastic surgery T_T.

PLUS.

I can always do a Tsubasa Dolly Wink Cheat One™.

Modelled after Ranzuki Feb 2010’s Aya Suzuki.

So! Those of you who want to save $, this tutorial attempts to mimic a No.7 Vivid Pop Bottom lash Cheat One™. Also i found new techniques to further emphasize on the Miliyah Puppy Eyes. Pay attention!

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Start with nude face + color contacts.

Curl your fringe with a velcro curler.

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My lenses are Anime lens from Vivi fashion. Please don’t ask anymore.

(I dunno why after coming back from Japan my skin actually miraculously became a lot better (touch wood long long wtf) and saves me so much time on PS!!!)

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After foundation everything all, use a dark shade of brown to shade the side of your nose.

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It is okay if it looks really dark, just blend it with your finger or brush (i prefer using finger) and highlight the bridge with a bright shade of eyeshadow. I’m sure you all know la!

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I’m using earthy colors for my eyes. And since i have bangs, i can be lazy on my brows. Yea, Cheat One™.

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Next is drawing eyeliner.

For top eyeline, extend it slightly downwards at the end to create the puppy eye effect. And then, using sharp kohl pencil, join the point where the top line ends and spread along the bottom line until the middle. It is okay to have a lot of space in between and don’t freak out if you look scary nao.

This is to create super huge eyes + puppy eye effect X2!

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Apply mascara where the bottom liner ends, all the way to the inner corner of your eye (leave the lashes at the outer corner clean).

And then the Cheat One™ Magic starts!

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Take out one piece of false lashes (it could be one of those you have recycled many times and too worn to use but too heartache to throw away).

And then use a small pair of scissors and cut them into small little parts. You need about 6 of it for both your eyes, and i reckon one piece of lashes is just nice.

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Use a tweezer, clip the pointy part and dab the top part slightly with eyelash glue, then stick it onto your bottom eyeline.

(Important: stick it just on where you draw your eyeliner and NOT the actual lash line.)

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Repeat 5 more times, stick about 3 at each side.

And TADAA you have a Cheat One™ no.7 Vivid Pop by Dolly Wink!!!

That one piece of lash is prolly gonna cost you what, RM2? Instead of RM50 for the Real One™ Dolly Wink. Ish.

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To complete the Ranzuki look, use a honey orange blusher.

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And then for that Gyaru look, use a small amount of concealer on your lips.

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Then apply nude lip color!

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Dab some gloss and FINISH!

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It is not my best tutorial because it’s a bit messy :(  And too lazy to PS it nice. Hope to get it done perfectly with practice next time!!

Hope you feel cheated! ^^

Goat noms my tights -_-

January 18, 2010

Was at Lost World of Tambun last weekened for Project Alpha Season 2 with 3 other featured bloggers Shaolin Tiger, KYmean and KimberlyCun.

We had so much fun with the animals and the Project Alpha crew! Also a lot of animal tragedies happened, luckily no animal was harmed, except humans. For example, my BlackBerry was nommed by a bloody monkey and now the top cover is spoilt damn ANGRY. He went like >:E on my BB wtf. He also attacked other people damn ganas. Then KY was like sayanging a sugar glider and the next thing he knew it peed on his hand HAHAHAHAH. Then my tights were nommed by a goat. THEN MY LOUSY FRIENDS SCARED ME WITH AN ALBINO PYTHON FML).

Anyway i’m finally back and i have so many things to do! So just a quick update ok here’s a video of a goat nomming my (already) shredded tights what turf (it thought that my tights were his turf HAHAHA ok i shall refrain from making lame puns nao).

I want some mutton.

Here’s another video of a tiger roaring inside a cage, up close. We were so lucky to get a backstage pass to see their treatment rooms and sleeping place. And This tiger suddenly fat din (goes crazy) DAMN SCARY.

But the shoot was so so fun!!! Will update more on Lost World of Tambun :D

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Twitter SMS

I was so afraid that my BB is gonna be spoilt by the bloody monkey.

The fler just snatched my BB, put into his mouth and all i could hear was KRAK KRAK KRAK and i was like NO FMLLLL. That bugger teeth damn sharp.

Instead of rescuing me, KYmean went and took out his BB and started tweeting. Nao i know what kind of friend he is FHL!

One of Jojo’s readers saw this pic and said “That moneky must be an iPhone supporter.” WTF. T_T

Look what it did to my BB fml.

TULAN MAX.

Luckily that even if it spoilt i could still tweet using Twitter SMS! It allows you to send tweets and follow people even if you don’t have a BB or an iPhone to download a twitter application. Everything is done using SMS, super simple. And you don’t even need to have a twitter account if you just wanna follow people you like.

Go to Channel X to find out more! ^^