I know you all miss her.
More photos tomorrow. 
August 18th, 2008
Update
So wtf ok. So fast finish already. Not even enough time for me to finish my Roti Planta. Damn sien la. Knn. That Lin Dan fella dunno drink what red color drug, so powerful ok, pok kai oredi still can smash wtf crazy one. SO EFFORTLESS CAN! Chong Wei’s blue color drug is not geng enough. Wtf. Wtf oh wtf.
(oh someone says Red Bull Gingseng VS Tongkat Ali. wtf.)
/update
10 minutes. 10 minutes!!!!!!!
NOW. NOWWW!!!
Lin Dan gets ling dan. Lin dan gets ling dan!!!!!
Omg im so kancheong.
Lets support together gether. I’ll put my love for Cheng Chu Sian away for the time being.
Here are more photos you can distract yourself with.
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Joe is such a great photographer to work with. I was amazed by the amount of preparation he did prior to a shoot, very professional, very meticulous. He came over to help me pick the right clothes, carefully scouted for suitable locations for the shoot and asked me lots of questions to understand my needs so he could work better with me. Also learned a few tips from him during the shoot.
1) Baby oil–Makes your skin glooooow!
2) Beauty dish–Joe’s home made secret weapon for flawless skin.
3) Play the right music to set the right mood.
4) Do not have KY around for a glam shoot. He attempts to poke your armpit to make you laugh.
We started the shoot at 8:30 and finished about 1:30am at just one location. But i enjoyed it more than any other shoot i’ve done recently.
In case you are wondering. Dress is from Warehouse. Make up from Laura Mercier, my personal favorite. Gives you super impeccable complexion (in case you haven’t realized, you can get a free gift upon purchasing some of the products in Cheesie’s Wardrobe.) Wore brown contact lense for dramatic effect.
Speaking of colored contact lenses, i discovered a place to buy colored contact lenses online.
They have this Colored Contact Lens Studio where you can pick a variety of colored contacts and try it on their models so you get a clear idea of how it would look like, without going through the hassle of physically trying them on yourself.
There are more than 16 colors for you to choose from, and my favorite is Honey, Eden and Caribbean Aqua.
Check it out HERE.
Update:
Congrats to Lee Chong Wei! Let’s hope Lin Dan gets ling dan. 
Did you watch did you watch did you watch?!?!?
Super cute Malaysian archer can! And he beat this Korean dude in Men’s Individual can! AND HE IS SO CUTE CAN!!!
I can’t see his eyes though, he was wearing sunnies throughout. I hope he is not cock-eyed. O.O And Google doesn’t have a lot of his pictures! So i took some pictures of the TV screen.
Who the toot is that Halil Muhalib!!! Zhor zhor teng teng the screen!
Lee Chang-Hwan, some Wold Champion. Meh.
His perfect last shot against Lee. *bows*
After his win.
He looks like Yuan Bin can!!!
He’s mine. Don’t you even dare go near him. I ask him to shoot you.
(No la i’m just mocking Mayzhee.)
(No la not really!)
Eh let’s hope he wins something! Then he has $ to marry me.
(Mocking Mayzhee again.)
P/S: Omg i just viewed his Olympics profile he looks really ugly in his profile picture. O.o
Omg he’s only 22. And 6 feet tall!!!!
I really think he’s hot and wanna date him! I hope he will give me a shot!!!
NO LA NOT SHOOT LITERALLY LA!
Watch this!
And also someone sent me this link about some guy who mated with a dolphin. :/
Excerpt:
There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex.
Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.
Mating with male
A male dolphin’s member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it’s length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn’t take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship.
Mating with female
This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time.
One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn’t just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
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Sex with a dolphin, anyone?
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