When did you watch your first porn video?

I watched it when i was 19. My housemates forced me to watch one. They said is not normal if one hasn’t watch a single porn video at 19. So i watched lo. And it totally grossed me out. Although now i develop a liking for it and go to redtube.com regularly.

I was talking to KY the other day and i almost died laughing. I was asking him about his first porn watching experience.

Cheesie: how old were you when you watch your first porn!
KY: i think i was 12 or 13. it was some animal porn thing with my classmate, his dad’s collection, very tragic. can’t eat for 3 days
Cheesie: WHY!
KY: imagine EEL & vagina
KY: now imagine unagi. hahahah with the sauce
Cheesie: WTF.
KY: that time we were still watching VHS. Very tragic you know!
Cheesie: OMG!!! YOU ARE SO OLD
KY: so with sufficient practice, i perfected the skill of rewind till ngam ngam on the dot, where it was previously watch. cause last time the tapes got counter one.
Cheesie: what counter?
KY: like u start at 0000. when u play, it starts to go 0001 0002 0003 etc etc. if u rewind too much it goes back to 9999 9998 9997. so have to always reset first, play, then rewind back. if u play without resetting, maybe the number initially 1823, u play till 1900, FUCK, forgot initial number, damn tragic!!! then have to try to remember the scene.
Cheesie: HAHAHHAHAHA
KY: SO, ALWAYS RESET FIRST
Cheesie: OMG you are a pro
KY: and super tragic if the VCR “makan tape”. that is one of my biggest nightmare watching porn! have to unscrew the fucking VCR machine and take it out precariously ok!
Cheesie: HAHHAHAHA I HAVE THAT EXPERIENCE!!!
Cheesie: I remember “borrowing” my friend’s cassette without permission and kena makan tape!! Sooooo damn scared ok. Had to pull it out then use a pencil to straighten them, hopefully doesn’t look too crumply!
KY: HAHAHA
KY: and of course, u also learn how to remove and put back the tape in exactly the same way u found it. cos usually the tapes are hidden under a pile of other stuff, so u need to put back the exact same pile.
Cheesie: HAHAHAHAH
KY: and sometimes half way watching, and you know your parents are coming home, then you start to panic, faster take it out and rewind it ngam ngam and put back the same place.
Cheesie: HAHAHAHHAH
KY: and the most tragic thing is that, right after watching the tape would be very warm, and if the parents so happen touch it then you die la. so if let’s say i know they are coming back 5pm and it’s 4.50 now, i will take it out then quickly put inside the fridge for 5 mins.
KY: the fastest way to cool it down.
Cheesie: HAHHAHAHAHAH OMG PLS STOP. IMMA DIE OF LAUGHING read more

Did anyone see it yesterday? So beautiful. 🙂

PS: CCST night was so great. Sze’s snacks were awesome and TK’s music was pwning! And Ching we make the best drinks in the world! Love you!! I slept about 4am, but woke up 8am feeling F5ed. I think i’m going crazy! 😀 Ahoringo.

PS2: Remember to bring your DS next time!!! Mario Kart!!! (Now Lex is not here i can spare myself some humiliation.)

PS3: Happy birthday in advance sayang, just in case i forget to wish you at the airport! (But i won’t la!) (Won’t forget or won’t call, you ask? Exactly. Just in case i really forget. HAHAHA) read more

Now that i have shared my secret with you, and you’ve watched the Dramedy promo (the actual episodes starts tonight! Remember to catch it 10:30pm on 8tv.) , here’s your chance to whisper yours to your close friends, and what’s best, share your Come Clean story and get rewarded for it too!

In case you haven’t seen it, these are some of the screenshots.

Girl likes boy. Boy likes girl. Best friends, girly talks, misunderstanding! It looks kinda exciting and full of drama!

Whisper is having this “Come Clean” Contest. All you need to do is register on Flyfm, then share a touching, inspirational or funny story about you and your friend that you have never revealed before. read more

are the only person i know who refuses to understand the definition of privacy.

Again.

And again and again and again you betrayed my trust. How dare you.

How dare you.

Does “it will never happen again, i promise” mean anything to you? Anything at all?

I disgust myself to think that i actually believed you and defended you during those hard time. But it is so right, you and your pathetic attention seeking. Please stop forwarding my chat logs to any of your friends. And please stop doing this to any other of your friends. I PITY those who call themselves your friends. What kind of friend are you. Please stop saying untrue things about me to your friends/people you barely know and actually make yourself sound like the victim just so you can fish that little sympathy. read more

Have you guys watch Whisper’s Come Clean Dramedy promo on 8tv?

Make sure you catch the actual episodes which will be airing from 13th Oct, every Monday, Tuesday and Thursday for 3 weeks on 8TV, 10:30pm – 10:32pm.

I am a loyal user of Whisper and speaking of periods and coming clean, i have a little story to share.

You know 10 years ago it was kind of a taboo to talk about periods and all (i know right!). And we were not used to joking about any period mishap ( “Oh i think that’s just coffee stain on her skirt la”). read more

I bought a big-ass fridge (finally).

Just to make my point.

And a multi cooker. And started a little bit of cooking.

It’s actually quite fun! I wake up about 10 every morning. Too late to eat breakfast, too early to do lunch. So sometimes i cook. But grocery damn expensive. Average i think i spend more than RM100 a week just to store my fridge up.

Grocery shopping with Cindy and (curi curily) Cheddie.

I can spend hours and hours just walking down supermarket aisle. It’s such an enjoyment. 🙂 read more

Was invited to Sepang F1 circuit by Red Bull to go on an explosive (choi) experience of speed on fast track, together with Suet and Cindy.

Red Bull’s Honda Integra

Red Bull is recruiting female drivers!

They call it the Red Bull Rookies. It’s the first Malaysian female amateur racing team. They are searching for spunky, motorsports crazed females via the Red Bull Female Driver Search 2008. Hot girls. Racing cars. Speed. Geddit?

🙂

Suet

Yee Ha.

Cindy and Suet

The cars were super loud. I dunno how other people tahan it. We couldn’t. read more

Just try to mouse-over the links and hola!

For the next batch, you can attach a picture (could be your big ass camwhore pic, your blog’s screenshot, or your fav star item in your online boutique) and a short description about your blog/webbie).

Only 4 more slots for Cheeseroll and 2 more for Couture for next month!

Pleasecheeseme@gmail.com to book your slot. 🙂

But i cannot tahan™ not posting this.

Also because i’m too lazy to blog about other fantastic things (but i will!). So happy.

Anyway remember my no.22 on i cannot tahan™ list? Lemmi refresh you.

22. i cannot tahan people who leave different comments with different names and then agree with themselves.

Some people just like to prove me right lo.

Then 5 mins later, posted another comment agreeing to him/her/shim/itself.

HA.HA.HA. So funny. *eyes almost fall rolling out* read more

Die la you all. Desktop Tower Defense got new version.

It’s called the Whiteboard Tower Defense. This time, the creeps talk. (They actually insult you. “Who made this maze, your little sister?” “I’m too cute to die”, and even quoted Mogwai: “I know you are but what am i”. Wtf.)

Spend your Hari Raya here.

Haro. This is a reminder for those who are promised two tickets to House Bunny tonight to appear gorgeously, 9pm at Cathay Cineplex, Cineleisure. If you can’t find me, look for Robb ok.

Can you please drop me a comment to let me know if you would be going tomorrow? Because if you can’t make it last minute i can pass the tickets to someone else. Thanks ya.

🙂

Anyway very thank you for your contribution to the I Cannot Tahan List. Here are some entries i find very amusing:

1. i cannot stand my hair sticking to my lipgloss when an irritating gust of wind comes around–Grace (Omg tell me about it!) read more

1. i cannot tahan people who let the tap run when they are brushing their teeth.
2. i cannot tahan cheap ice cream and chocolate. i think my stomach is not engineered to digest lousy food.
3. i cannot tahan people who blow cigarette smoke into your face. In fact, i cannot tahan smokers.
4. i cannot tahan people who do not like Cheddie. But so far i haven’t met one.
5. i cannot tahan cheese snacks that have “artificially flavored” label on its packaging.
6. i cannot tahan male ego.
7. i cannot tahan guys who don’t (at least pretend to want to) pay for a girl’s meal on a date.
8. i cannot tahan people who queue in between two toilets/ATM machines. Can god please kill these people. read more