One day i was having a lunch where there’re a bunch of girlfriends and two married men.

MM1 (married man 1) jokingly made a remark that MM2 has many girlfriends in Guang Zhou. Surprisingly, MM2 just chuckled. Never denied.

Then MM2 turned around asked me “If the dog is barking at the back door, and there’s someone calling you at the front door, which door would u open?”

I was stunned for a while, not knowing what he means.

Then he continued, answering his own question, “of course i’ll let the dog in. at least it wags it’s tail and jumps at you, whereas the person at the front door will just nag nag nag and nag…” read more

Pun of the day:
Here’s a smonkey.

I remember mom once told me about this monkey who smokes. Mom wanted me to go together with her to this little orchard somewhere in Seremban and see this unusual creature so that i can blog about it.

But i’ve been very very busy lately to the point that I could hardly even find time to go back Seremban to visit her. Even if i do see her, i can merely spend a few hours, let alone to see some stupid monkeys who can’t spell “bad breath” and “lung cancer”. read more

I don’t.

This is One Utama.

The decos are up, Christmas songs are played, Gingerman cookies are sold, people are wearing Santa’s hats. But i. can’t. feel. it.

I just can’t. 🙁

With all of these christmasy neccesities, it just somehow feels…… fake.

It’s like, eh? WTF are the Christmas trees doing here?

Maybe time really flies and i can’t accept the fact that Christmas is around the corner again.

I adore Christmas.

I don’t know much about the story and origin behind it, i don’t know why turkey is served with cranberry sauce and why you can’t reject a kiss from a person who stands under the mistletoe with you, i don’t even know the proper ways to celebrate it. But i just love Christmas. read more

Pun of the day:
I’m a masocheese 🙁

 

Sometimes i really do feel like one.

i’m so used to being lost i think i become uneasy when i don’t find myself feeling depressed to a certain degree.

Took a stroll down memory lane unintentionally, and it brought me back to a whirlpool of emoness. I’m so nostalgic that it becomes a little annoying.

I often, intentionally or otherwise, revisit things that i should have long put behind, and get haunted by the lingering ghosts of my past. Things which i should have trashed away or burned down to ashes long ago, and let the memory slip away. Instead, i keep them so neatly in a safety box ala the dead man’s chest in Carrots of the Currybean. And i take a peek at them every now and then. Could easily avoid it, but instead i get an urge to look back at times. It’s more than just reminiscing. I seem to do it to get myself haunted, forever. read more

Just some super random old photos i found in my 30GB gallery.

I could have said so much about them.

But i can’t exactly say anything about them.

Credits to Ching for some of the photos.

And yes it’s upside down.

And yes it’s rotated 90 degrees.

I was a table lamp.

I was a, erm, horny cheese?

My nails were short then. They grew, i cut. They grew, and i cut again.

My hair was longer. It grew, i trimmed. It grew, and i trimmed again.

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Pun of the day:
I love to be showered in serainity when i go to sleep.

 

It’s been raining every night here.

I love it. :]

There are some people who prefer the solitude of silence and darkness when they lay themselves to sleep.
The only lullaby which can accompany them on their journey is the soothing sound of raindrops falling.
They fear distractions.
They dread rude awakenings.

I do know someone who can only fall asleep by being immersed in the liveliness of noise.
A jarring cacophony of sounds is needed to escort that someone to the land of dreams.
“I need to feel that there’re people around me”.
Perhaps, you’re just as insecure as i am. read more

Pun of the day:
The history of Cheeserland is full of holes, but it’s interesting in its own whey.

 

Happy 2nd Blogniversary!

 
 
It’s the auspicious 9th of September again! It has been two years! 😀 😀 😀

When i first started, Cheeserland was just a hole in the holey emmentaler for me to hide in. Thanks to all of you who chanced upon my blog and decided to stay cheesed with me, Cheeserland has evolved into a hareppy cheesy hareven. read more

Pun of the day:
Long a gouda little cheesie hat to wear a mortar board too…

 
*****************UPDATE******************

You all are cheesniuses! Yes, i’m the second from left, front row. Mom got me that gorgeous pair of cute little red shoes. 😀

Can’t blame me. I was taught to say cheese since i was younger than six. 🙂

************END OF UPDATE*************
 
 

Mom found this.

Click for a bigger (smaller?) cheese

A picture taken 16 years ago. It seems like i have worn a mortar board more than once. read more

Pun of the day:
I really don’t want to discard this lovely Valentine… 🙁

I was doing some spring cleaning back in Seremban (btw, why must it be spring? Shouldn’t we change it to summer to suit local weather?).

And I found something.

A valentine.

No, someone didn’t give it to me. *I* bought it. Four years ago. I didn’t buy it because I had someone in mind, I bought it just because that was the sweetest valentine card I’d ever seen.

Ok la, I did have someone in mind, but that person could never be mine, so forget it man. I’m cheese-paring and I’m not gonna waste RM9.80 on someone who doesn’t give a cheese about me. read more

Pun of the day:
Behind-the-scenes post-poned because i’d like to grieve it a rest for a while.

Exactly six years ago, i broke up with my first love. My first love broke up with me. Let’s mourn for the deceased for half a day. Cheesallujah.

Pun of the day:
Congraduation! (from blogspot and Limkokwing)

I was introduced to the term “blogging” in 2004, and was hooked on it since then. My blogging journey these two years hasn’t been as smooth as Philadelphia cheese spread. I encountered way too many obstacles and had to close down my blogs one after another.

This was my first ever blog in Xanga. My username was Cheesillicious back then.

I know right!!! It wasn’t pink! 0_o
Lime green is my old flame. I know anti-pinksters would say it’s so much nicer, but sorry, im incorrigibly pinkified. >__< read more

Most of you don’t get my obsession with cheese. To tell you the truth, I didn’t get it either?

But today, lemmi share a little secret with you.

One day, I asked mom whether she ate a lot of black soy sauce or chocolate ice cream or Godiva extra dark when she was pregnant with me, because I was slightly dissatisfied with the color of the product of her pregnancy.

Mom: No. In fact I drank a lot of milk leh. I’m surprised you turned out tanned. But you were very fair when you were much younger. read more