And now i know why the world is round. A full circle.

Someone does something to you, you go ahead and do the exact same thing to someone else.

And this is how assholes are created in the process.

It will never stop.

You know what’s funny? The other day i tweeted

“Dear Kuala Lumpur, please stop giving birth to more new shopping mall already. It is getting a bit pointless wtf.”

Now i am going to EAT MY WORDS.

Because! I am so excited about this new shopping mall opening in Malaysia! I mean, i still find other malls pointless. But this mall is different. It is not just a mall. It is Jipaban.

I used to window shop at Jipaban when it first launched in SG and was always a bit heart pain when i saw all the nice stuff labeled in SGD T__T. But it’s like a dream come true now Jipaban has finally launched in Malaysia!

Well, how Jipaban is different from other malls is that, first of all it is online. No traffic jam no need find parking for hours wtf. Secondly, you get to BUILD YOUR OWN MALL. You can customize and choose which shop you like to see in your mall by simply dragging and dropping the shops you fancy. Easy!

Of course i added my fav fashion shop Minimaos into my mall!

Better news for those who wants to open a shop but is sweating over ridiculously expensive rental of a physical retail outlet. For Malaysian retailers, this is the best time to join, because you get to enjoy 75% off for a 6 months rent!

What makes Jipaban even more interesting is the integrated social network features! Need a friend to tell you if a dress would make you or destroy you? Add the item into your “Egg On List”, so that your shopping buddy can either support your purchase or smash your taste. Best of all, add your items to “Wishlist” and it will be posted to your Twitter and Facebook. Nao you just need to pray for your boyfriend or girlfriend to see your status. 😛

I wonder how much more interactive shopping can be. Maybe in the near future we can all check in and fight to become the Mayor of Jipaban on foursquare wtf. Oh oh oh! Also i can’t wait to look at Jipaban‘s Christmas theme! I love Xmas deco in shopping malls. My favorite has always been The Curve. Let’s see if Jipaban can beat that hehe.

Speaking of Xmas, Jipaban is the Santarina this year by helping everyone to hunt for the perfect Christmas gift, FOR FREE!

Just write about why you would love to give this one item from Jipaban to someone special.  The chosen gift (under RM100) will be sent off to the someone special if the blogger wins.

Of course, as usual, the most creative posts will win.

And not only will you get your dream gift that you want to give to your loved ones, you will also receive CASH (more than enough for you to buy the most expensive gift-wrapping paper!)!
Prizes
1st prize: The chosen gift  (with RM100 cap) & RM500 cash
2nd prize: The chosen gift (with RM100 cap) & RM300 cash
3rd prize: The chosen gift (with RM100 cap) & RM200 cash

5 x consolation prize: a pair of movie tickets.
After browsing through the shops in Jipaban, here’s the one item i’d like to give to… wait we’ll get to that later. (By the way can i give it to myself? *devoured by greed wtf)

Ok before that i have a confession to make. *braves self*

I am one of those girls who collects teddy bears. TO PUT AROUND HER BED. Yes. THOSE girls.

T__T

And of course, every bear has a story. But i’m not going to divulge if not you will read this until tomorrow.

I would buy everyone a Shelliemay from minimaos (RM99, ngam ngam within budget!) because i really have this super sentimental attachment to Duffy and Shelliemay if you read my old blog post. But i already have a Shelliemay. And a Duffy. Actually more than one.

And minimaos is selling all these Duffy&Shelliemay pair thing it’s making me mushy inside wtf! Christmas to me is a big couple day! (Esp in Japanese culture) and i would totally get a pair if i have a boyfriend wtf. Sien.

Maybe i should get a gift for…

No not Cheddie. She will be having too much chicken for Christmas.

The person i will be getting a Christmas gift for this year is…

Shelliemay.

Well technically she is not a person but still! Jipaban never specify that! Plus, look, i jyst refer Shelliemay as “she”!

Anyway, i want to get her a Christmas Costume from minimaos@Jipaban! 😀

Reason is that, i can always dress my Shelliemay up nicely waiting for the perfect moment when she is ready to step up and profess an undying love (on my behalf) to the significant person (i have been looking for).

Damn. I wish i didn’t have to use so many brackets fml.

Anyway! Imma go shop at Jipaban nao. Bai!  😀

PS: Join Jipaban’s Facebook Page and follow it on twitter!

I made two videos on Xtranormal! It’s so addictive wtf makes me wanna be a script writer wtf.

This is an animated version of my blog post on “Things You Say When You Have Too Much Shit“. A lot of people didn’t get it but watch this shit and you will have a better idea lol. *Puts on trippy music.

And this one is “Daily Argument with a British Bitch” wtf. I can only have two robots so obviously i’m the chioer one and my Brit Bitch looks like crazy frog.  I couldn’t find a Malaysian accent so i made myself Indian English Female cuz that’s like the closest thing to Malaysia wtf.

Just pretend the setting is inside a car 😛

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Like, you know, Ringo Tan in Shanghai.

Ok nvm i didn’t say that. Horrible pun.

Quick style shot update cuz haven’t slept in 90 years a zombie will win me in a beauty contest right nao.

#1

Just touched down after near 5 hours flight and checking in to Hyatt on the Bund still holding passport and look like ghost wtf. Acid washed jeans and Sabatina shoes from BACI.

#2

Touched up and changed before meeting Oli for lunch. Mickey Combo from Minimaos.

I LOVE FULL LENGTH HOTEL MIRRORS!

Oh and there’s a hole on my CreamCakeCam™ because one of the CreamCakes fell off T_T

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Before we went for short tour to Oriental Pearl Tower. Dazzlin Navy Coat and Samantha Aimi Winter bag from Minimaos.

#4

Before Hennessy Artistry press con (and before i met Seo In Young. In person. *rubs in). Liz Lisa Dolman Knit top.

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Before clubbing at Muse1.

#6

Before the big night @Hennessy Artistry yo!

More to come kthxbai passing out naozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Quick update after Hennesy Artistry Shanghai Press Con.

And guess who met the stars!!!!!!!!!

Sa Ding Ding, China’s new age artiste.

Seo in Young FTW!!!!!!!

(Yes, go on. You totally have my full permission to be jealous.)

She is super cute omgomgomg. And she has like one of the nicest Korean noses! I like.

And super tall Ciara who looks exactly like her wax fugure. And her backside nice until kenot nice wtf that’s what i’d been staring at whole day. She said she likes my hair! So if next time you see her with braided mermaid hair you know where it comes from hehehe.

Can’t wait for tomorrow’s party and I LOVE SHANGHAI!
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For Hennessy Artistry.

Guess who i met wtf.

Email me if anything.

Because i’m in China, where everything is possible. Except maybe like Facebook and Twitter.

Way to go, China!

I dunno what’s gotten into me, but i just went and did the craziest thing to my hair at Chezz.

It’s called the Mermaid Perm. Or the Impulse Perm. Because you didn’t think twice before doing it. Well actually i did. I just didn’t believe i would actually do it.

I told a few friends i wanted to perm my hair and some of them were like DO ITTTTTT and some were NOOOOOOOO. The main reasons why i did it are

1. I had wanted the Mermaid Hair since forever! (like 2 days ago)

2. My hair looks like shit when i don’t tong it. Instead of tonging it every day i may as well get the  perm. (That’s what everybody thinks when their hair looks like shit)

3. I AM SICK OF HALF ASS STRAIGHT HAIR!  (That’s what everybody thinks when they have half ass straight hair)

4. And i want to change my style!!!!! I don’t wanna do kawaii anymore i want to do Otona look! Ok at least Otona kawaii. Means i want to keep my fringe long!

Anyway i had been doing some research and i showed my stylist Katherine some pictures. All these pictures are how i want my hair to look like. And Katherine was like, dude that’s impossible. Normally i won’t take no for an answer and would have stomped my feet and said IDUNCAREIWANTITNAOOO but in this case i admit i was being a little too ambitious.

Because all the pictures i showed her are all completely different -_-

This is Emi Matsushima i think her look is really Otona i love it! I want!

This is WeiSon from Popteen when she had super orange hair. This is super mermaid la i love it! I want!

But Tsubasa’s mermaid hair is quite perfect also wtf. I love and i want!!!!!!

But actually SaraMary was the true muse. She has super long hair and every time i flip through Vivi i want to kill her (after killing Lena) i want her mermaid hair!!!!!!!!

And i can has mermaid hair!!!!

Then Katherine asked, so exactly which one you want!

I was like, i want all!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then she told me impossible because well obviously i’m very hard to please and secondly their hair are all cheat one. Confirm extension or nice tong effect. SAD. *insert glass shattered sound effect

But then in the end she still mermaided me.

Here it is.

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Wait for it

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Cheesie Mermaid wtf. Liz Lisa top from minimaos.

What do you think!!!!!!!!!! Ok on second thought please don’t tell me what you think. I sked i cannot handle it.

OK THAT’S ALL.

NO MORE PICTURE BECAUSE I AM STILL IN SHOCK WTF WHAT HAVE I DONE. *self doubt

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Nao Miss Mermaid wants to go to spa! My favorite spa is having a party, and all of you are welcome to join!!! (Sadly i can’t go because i will be in Shanghai.)

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Bai. Imma do some aquatic exercises and brush my scales. (Wtf on second thought a mermaid is quite unsexy fml.)

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The buildings here are really fat huh.
Of all the words fat is probably not the word i will choose to describe a building.
We’re in the middle of this metropolitan city entrapped in all these fat architecture around us…
You are completely making a lot of sense.
Ya, don’t let me do this shit.
So like, this shit is supposed to amplify whatever you feel 10 times right? So say this chocolate tasted buono. So now it is buono, buono, buono, BUONO,  BUONO, BUONO, BUONO, BUONO, BUONO, BUONO, right? What if i have an itch? Will it become ITCHY, ITCHY, ITCHY, ITCHY, ITCHY, ITCHY, ITCHY, ITCHY, ITCHY, ITCHY soon? because if it will then i’m fucked.
Itch? Why are you talking about an itch? You are not supposed to even realized that there’s an itch.
Dude, i have a CHAMPAGNE-ALLERGIC PINKY. I’ve gotta take care of it.
Who the hell talk about itch! Hello how is your itch? What color is it? Oh mine is blue color!
What?? Your itch is blue color???
Ya! What color is yours?
Pink. Duh. Are you feeling left out because you don’t have an itch? Do you want me to introduce my itch to you?
Hi itch how are you? Have you met my itch?
WTF? So now you’re introducing my itch to YOUR itch.
Ya and then soon these two itches will run away together.
Ya and get married and have kids. And their kids are called Itchi and Itcho. Wait… itchi?
And then live in these really fat buildings.
Dude, why do you keep talking about buildings?
Because we’re in the middle of this metropolitan city entrapped in all these…
Wtf why do you keep repeating the things you say?
i’m not repeating the things i say.
No seriously, why do you keep repeating the things you say?
i’m just saying all these buildings are…
No seriously, why do you keep repeating the things you say?
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No seriously, why do you keep repeating the things you say?
i’m not repeating the things i say.
Do you think this will still be funny tomorrow?
Maybe just a bit less funny.
Fuck. My pinky is really itchy now.

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PS2: No not really. I just made that all up.

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actually i am super busy i am going out for a meeting in 20 minutes so initially this was gonna be just a boring style shot with plenty of pimps for minimaos but in the end i ended up editing more pictures than necessary!

You will see hao!

Anyway most of the pictures are pathetic camwhore style against a mirror because most of the time i traveled solo FML until Aud joined me in Seoul then only we get to camwhore together, err against the mirror too.

DAY2

#1

Don’t have Day 1 because i got off the plane at 23:30 and i looked like i could scare a ghost off.

#2

Mirror at the subway!!!!! I love mirror at the subway!!!!

DAY3

#3

Monster fur leg warmer from minimaos.

#4

#5

Tahan damn 7 sanfu for this pic ok it was so chilly and i looked ridiculous in a nordic dress + nordic tights so ya i took it off T___T

But it was worth it T_T

DAY4

#6

SUBWAY MIRROR!  I LOVE SUBWAY MIRROR!!!!! (Did i say that oredi?)

#7

(I DUNNO THIS KOREAN WEATHER IS GIVING ME ZITS!!!! My skin was horrrrrible)

Shopping solo day again FML my travel life is so boring haih. In the end all i bought is this overpriced hat from a roadside Obasan.

DAY5

#8

Today i decided to look Korean HAHA HOW DID I DO!!!!

I realized the trick is super simple just have short and darker hair wtf. Btw this pic is taken at Marie, a blog reader’s haos. I went to stay with her because i was fucking homeless for one day due to some unforeseen circumstance that i cannot really elaborate  here. Thank you Marie for saving my life. (Then she asked me to teach her how to apply eyeliner as payback wtf.)

#9

Erm this pic is taken when i left Marie’s haos. I told her to capture my “homelessless” so here you go.

#10

“Dear God, where is my home!” wtf.

#11

Then i met Aud at night. We were like some poor couple engaged in some kind of forbidden love sneaked out to see each other hmm sweet rendezvous wtf.

And no, we didn’t plan our outfit.

At least not the boots. Nor the bag. And not the gloves. Nope not the animal print either. Maybe we really should engage in a forbidden love.

#12

We can help sell shoes if we are homeless wtf.

#13

This pic is cropped because i looked like i could scare Hannibal Lecter away and Aud’s falsies was falling off FOL.

#14

Even shopping bags are the same wtf. I know right. I love you too.

#15

I told Aud this is like a mirror image. Oxford khaki bag from minimaos.

DAY6

#16

Shopping solo again haiyo fml.

DAY7

#17

Day 7 Aud said we looked like angels wtf.

#18

Our hotel room. I found the last available hotel in Seoul and paid alot for it not to be homeless. T______T

Aud moved in with me with her pink luggage.

#19

We are so glad to have discovered the unabashed messiness in each other.

Well. Yes indeed we looked like angels. In day time.

At night, we looked like we could scare Hell away.

BEHOLD.

#20

If i didn’t crop this picture, i am quite sure Hell is having a nervous breakdown nao.

LAST DAY

#21

After some Korean mask i looked kinda out of Hell and back to earth again.

AND IT WAS THE WARMEST DAY EVER. I took my jacket off to show… show erm.. how warm it was. -_-

#22

Same top we bought! We just keep buying the same things wtf!!!!!!!!!

#23

Breakfast before she left sob.

#24

KAJIMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

END.

Last pic of me shopping solo.

Not really.

Ok i have a great story to tell but i dont have time nao i will consider telling next time ok im late for meeting bai!

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if there’s any place on this planet where Aud and i can become a Japanese, it is Seoul.

I didn’t say that we want to become Japanese, but that was what we became, in Seoul.

In Japan, we are just some weird Japanese lookalike people speaking with a weird accent. In Malaysia, we are just weird. And in Seoul, we are effortlessly Japanese.

Especially in Myeong-Dong, it is hard to argue that we are not Japanese. I think they sort of judge what you are based on your hair color. We were like the blondest people on the streets (apart from real Caucasian blondes). And all the cosmetic store people could be speaking Korean or Chinese to some random passerby on the street, and when they spotted us they would auto convert and spoke to us in Japanese instead and it happens every time wtf. Aud and i could be speaking in English (or in this case, Manglish) and people can still think we are Japanese. Then when we try to explain that we are from Malaysia, they will be like, “oh, so you live in Malaysia? But where in Japan are you from?” wtf.

And if we try to explain further more they would just look all confused so i kind of gave up and just nodded and said  hai hai hai nihonjin desu wtf. And then when some real deal Nihonjin came into the shops i would just promptly STFU and get the fook out of the shop because will membocorkan identity wtf. T___T

Well, i must say it’s interesting and i kind of enjoyed a temporary identiy crisis. When i was in Incheon airport last night some rude couple cut my queue then they summore said loudly in front of me in cantonese “go go lui yan gei hmm gam yuen ah!” (means they unhappy i look so begrudging BUT OF COURSE I WAS, YOU BLOODY QUEUE CUTTER) thinking i won’t understand wtf?????? I purposely took out my passport and flashed in front of them but i guess they didn’t see oh well.

Then i started to think how freaking rude this bunch of Malaysian people are before i realized i am in the same nationality category too fml. T______T

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If there’s one thing i preach the most besides Ringoism it is going to be saving the environment! (Actually it is part of Ringoism too.) *smug

All my smoker friends know my death stare when they are puffing away. I don’t stop them from smoking but i will stare them down until they find a legitimate ciggie butt disposal  spot (although many argue that drains and all sort of surface that human can step or cannot step on and places beyond human sight are legitimate waste bin for cigarette butts in Malaysia). If i catch them hiding the ciggie butt underneath their sneakers on the ground i will do the death stare again until they pick it up and find a legitimate ciggie butt disposal  spot agreeable to my definition of a legitimate ciggie butt disposal. If they refuse to pick it up, i will pick it up and put it inside their pocket.

Digress! Today’s lecture is, again, how to tapao food. Blogged about Smart Tapao last year but i guess people get smarter over time.

Shoes from Baci. I know. Gorgeous.

Guess where i’m going! (Omg i totally look like a student going to school with her Tupperware lunch)

Well, happy to say that i still refuse a plastic bag whenever possible *think of Sammy’s adventure think of Sammy’s adventure think of Sammy’s adventure * , and tapao with Tupperware! And here’s my latest fav:

Doesn’t look very interesting? But this is the Legen…. wait for it… dary Soup Noodle Tupperware!!!

Love the genius design!

Now i can has all nommy soup noodle tapao! Bakuteh! Pork Noodle! Soup Pasta! Fish head Meehoon! 😀

Today i’m feeling Yong Tau Foo!

Waitress tapaoing my food.

Love the noodle holder. The steam from the hot soup below keeps my noodles warm and moist, not clumpy and soggy 😀

My lunch!

Imagine how many plastic bags you have spared here!!! Soup 1, beehoon 2, Liu 3 4 5, ok the chili and sweet sauce not counted because it is pre-packed next time i will ask them pour directly from the bottle *determined* but do you see my point!

Secure it with the Grip and Go cariolier, it will never spill! Can even go on a roller coaster with your Yong Tau Foo!

Lunch Bento is ready!

Seriously, i love tapao food!

Tupperware is my new lunch buddy! ^^

Wanna know more about this special soup noodle Tupperware, check this video out!