Pun of the day:
Are you willing Tibet I’ve never seen a paradise before?

In Jiu Zhai Gou, we stayed in the most luxurious hotel–Jiu Zhai Paradise.

Ahh what a name.

Even though it is a 5-star hotel, the decor is mostly very traditional, with Tibetan folk motifs everywhere. It is very interesting to see both modern and traditional elements co-existing harmoniously, thus creating a spectacular fusion.

Interestingly, the exterior of the hotel is completely made of glass, but unfortunately, the rafters which support the glass didn’t give me a clear view of sky outside. read more

Pun of the day:
The fussy tourists like to yak about bull till the cows come home. Come on, don’t have a cow.

Jiu Zhai Gou: The Last Paradise on Earth

There is too much to blog about Sichuan! It could take me about a month to blog about everything. LOL. I can blog forever about the food there cuz i got hungry every freaking two hours in China. And NEVER gained any weight!!!

Life’s good.

Of all the things i experienced in Sichuan, I am most looking forward to blogging about this! So happy. The thought of blogging about this alone makes me happy. read more

Pun of the day:
I’ll show and tell you how peachy life is in China. It’s a Looong Quan, so be patient!

Life in China is very peachy indeed…

when there are fresh-from-the-trees fruits aplenty…

And are sold at a super cheap price.

Can you believe it? Six peaches for RM5!

*drools*

This picture doesn’t do her justice. She is 10 times more beautiful in person. I can’t believe she’s serving dishes in a restaurant. She shoud be hosting “Sichuan Today” or something. read more

Pun of the day:
We received a very cold reception at the top of the mountain, which consequently rained on our parade.

A month ago, I went to a one-star country.

I wasn’t satisfied with it. I wanted a five-star treatment.

So i went to China.

Love it! 😀

This was the first time i saw such a small baby on board. So cute!

DAY 1–Le Shan

Reaching Chengdu Airport.

The first destination was the Le Shan Buddha.

It’s supposedly one of the greatest Buddha statues in the world. read more

Pun of the day:
Even if there’s no cheese in Sichuan, i’d have beancured of my CDS (Cheese Deprivation Syndrome), because i found a great alternacheese.

Grrrrr!

Cheeserland was siao today. It said server overload. WTC. Now you cheese now you don’t, almost drove me cheeses. >_<

Anycheese. Let’s begin our journey to Sichuan.

First, i want to talk about the interesting transportation in Sichuan.

In Chengdu (capital of Sichuan Province), trishaw fares are more expensive than taxi fares. read more

Pun of the day:
Some people dislike t’revel in foreign lands. Well, I had pun, so no complaints here. 😀

I’m back in Malaysia! 😀

This time around, I didn’t get CDS (Cheese Deprivation Syndrome)!

I’m all healthy and fine (and still cheesy of course), because this was what I ate in Sichuan.

I just love to break my own record. I took 2,748 pictures in 8 days. Total size of pictures: 6.91GB.

MAY YOU DIE OF CHEESIE OVERDOSE.

Sichuan was so much nicer than I imagined. The weather was nice. The streets were clean. The people were generally polite. Heck, the boys were cute too! The waiters in the restaurants, the bell boys in the hotels and even the massage boy! (They are all young graduates, so no old old uncles 😀 😀 ). read more

Pun of the day:
I don’t wanna drag-on any longer, so feast your eyes on these dishes, which i would say-very sweet!

 

The other day at the orchard, we saw a dragon fruit plant but it was fruitless. But guess what? We were invited to a dragon fruit orchard for a dragon fruit feast!

😀

Damn shiok for a glutton like me.

But then i started thinking, what exactly can you make out of some cacti’s fruits? Dragon fruit cake? Dragon fruit juice? Dragon Fruit Ice Cream… Err… What else? read more

Pun of the day:
When you mate a puppy with a bunny you get a rabid dog.

 

Three guardians of the orchard welcomed us the moment we set foot on their turf.

And i spotted a sweaty cutie.

My cousin. And my cousin’s cousin.

Some cuties in my uncle’s secluded house.

Her name is Brandy. She’s old. An auntie dog.

Brandy is so cute i wanna liquor! 😀

She is fierce though.

Cotton Ball looks fierce too.

But she is a reeeeeeeeeeal cutie!

She wants me to hug hug her! read more

Pun of the day:
I’m not sure if you’ve herb of these obs-cure natural medicines! I’m rooting for them!

 

If the only orchard you have ever been to is some happening street in Singapore, you need to read this entry.

Mom avocado advocates organic fruits and vegetables. She believes in the saying “you are what you eat”.

It’s true. Thanx to her job, i get to eat the freshest fruits and veggies, all organic. And i feel great.

 
We plant veggies in our own little front and back yards. read more

Pun of the day:
The history of Cheeserland is full of holes, but it’s interesting in its own whey.

 

Happy 2nd Blogniversary!

 
 
It’s the auspicious 9th of September again! It has been two years! 😀 😀 😀

When i first started, Cheeserland was just a hole in the holey emmentaler for me to hide in. Thanks to all of you who chanced upon my blog and decided to stay cheesed with me, Cheeserland has evolved into a hareppy cheesy hareven. read more

Pun of the day:
I was so afraid that the angry Italian chef’s gonna give me a pizza his mind.

 

You know, cheeserland.com gives me endless surprises. You never know who’s reading it.

 
I blogged about a not-so-good pasta-eating experience at Italiannies two months ago.

 
Before long, i got an email from Italiannies’ kitchen manager, KC. 0_o

 
When i saw the title i was like “shit, look who i just pissed off *dials personal lawyer’s number*”.

 
 
But guess what he did? HE INVITED ME OVER FOR A MEAL! read more

Pun of the day:
Don’t die-yet. I’ve got a fruitful way to look slimmer!

I’m endowed with quite a slim body which i don’t need to perform lipo on, thank cheesus.

However, whenever i do a photoshoot, the photographer will still need to avoid angles that will make me look chubby. To be honest with you, i’ve tried many, many methods in order to desparately lose that bit of chubbiness. These methods include some insane diet plans, crazy exercise plans, and some useless slimming gel. First of all, i’m the glutton of all gluttons. I can never go with meal replacements, starvation, or calorie crunching. NEVER. If a guy thinks about sex every five minutes, i think about food every five seconds. Besides, i’m so hopelessly lazy that the only exercise i do is munch on cheese. read more