We’re supposed to go to Yang Ming Shan on the second day for uhm, “flower-watching”.

Fancy staircase.

We did go, though it was after some frightening bus experience. We had to take a bus to go up and down the mountain. The bus was so freaking mini, we had to stand and hold so tightly to the bars. The road was wobblier than jello and the entire bus was shaking like SHAKIRA’S BACKSIDE! When we finally got down from the bus, our stomaches were turned upside down like a glass of ice-shaken milo. read more

Do you have a problem deciding what to eat everyday? Finding out just what pleases my taste buds gave me a splitting headache everyday.

But no longer. Ever since i fell in love with mixed rice.

You’re right. Mixed rice. Zhap fan. 什饭。 Not the nicely decorated platter served in Mandarin Oriental

But the cina ah pek style one.

It’s possibly the easiest choice to make and the best thing to have for a meal. I used to depise those trays of cold dishes and chunks of cheap rice. I used to think that sitting in a hot, stuffy hawker center eating mixed rice is the most bah lia thing ever, after rainbow socks with fluorescent green leggings. read more

Pun of the day:
Movie with popcorn is soooooo corny.

OMG HOW WOULD I KNOW?!?

Because the movie theater was so dark i couldn’t see it? Cheez, why can’t they ask “Why is the cheese moved?” then i will have a helluva to cheese about!

Anyway, speaking of dark cinema, i always have this question:

Is it just me or do other people too, while eating popcorn in the pitch-dark cinema, subconsciously pick the better-tasting corn?

There’re two kinds of popcorns hor (i wish they had more, like, cheddar-pop and passion-fruit-pop, like this, dong, why our popcorn makers are so unimaginative), the lightly salted one and caramelized one. ALL, and i mean all my friends go for the extra yellowish caramel popcorn. Who in the cheese eats bland, salted popcorn? Some anorexic freak maybe. read more

Connection cheesed up at my place! Been begging to use Yuen Yuen’s lappie. He plays some stupid “Conquer” online game for a few months already. If i accidentally close it he will kill me by throwing me into a pool of parsley juice. Have to be so careful ok!

Anycheese. Some Cheescapade photos!

Half way flying, I was watching X Men II. Suddenly some people got noisy. With my earpiece on also can hear ok! Some shouted and some exclaimed, and then several China Airlines chicks approched hastily. read more

Taiwanese girls are freaking pretty.

Quoting TT: “One big signboard fall down can crush 20 leng luis.” Seriously. 70% of them are of model quality. 30% of them are as pretty as Jolin Tsai. Why liddat??!

Moaki, TT and I were so busy looking around on the streets. It’s like, the amount of chun chicks are already worth our air tickets. Kiki kept looking at the aunties, and kept telling me that they are damn fair and have damn smooth skin. TT teased her that people tend to observe others of the same age. Wahaha. read more

Pun of the day:
They should call Taiwan “Taihaowan” instead. Cuz it’s really “太好玩” 了。

Just 5 days away and it took me quite some effort to catch up with whatever i left behind.

204 mails!!!

Want meh. -_-|||

I shopped so much i ran out of cash and luggage space.

See! kung bu a not? Luckily my luggage has this emergency zipper thing that gives you more space to cram your stuff in. But do you think it’s possible to zip it up?

Yes, only if you do this.

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