We’re supposed to go to Yang Ming Shan on the second day for uhm, “flower-watching”.

Fancy staircase.

We did go, though it was after some frightening bus experience. We had to take a bus to go up and down the mountain. The bus was so freaking mini, we had to stand and hold so tightly to the bars. The road was wobblier than jello and the entire bus was shaking like SHAKIRA’S BACKSIDE! When we finally got down from the bus, our stomaches were turned upside down like a glass of ice-shaken milo. read more

Do you have a problem deciding what to eat everyday? Finding out just what pleases my taste buds gave me a splitting headache everyday.

But no longer. Ever since i fell in love with mixed rice.

You’re right. Mixed rice. Zhap fan. 什饭。 Not the nicely decorated platter served in Mandarin Oriental

But the cina ah pek style one.

It’s possibly the easiest choice to make and the best thing to have for a meal. I used to depise those trays of cold dishes and chunks of cheap rice. I used to think that sitting in a hot, stuffy hawker center eating mixed rice is the most bah lia thing ever, after rainbow socks with fluorescent green leggings. read more

Pun of the day:
Movie with popcorn is soooooo corny.

OMG HOW WOULD I KNOW?!?

Because the movie theater was so dark i couldn’t see it? Cheez, why can’t they ask “Why is the cheese moved?” then i will have a helluva to cheese about!

Anyway, speaking of dark cinema, i always have this question:

Is it just me or do other people too, while eating popcorn in the pitch-dark cinema, subconsciously pick the better-tasting corn?

There’re two kinds of popcorns hor (i wish they had more, like, cheddar-pop and passion-fruit-pop, like this, dong, why our popcorn makers are so unimaginative), the lightly salted one and caramelized one. ALL, and i mean all my friends go for the extra yellowish caramel popcorn. Who in the cheese eats bland, salted popcorn? Some anorexic freak maybe. read more

Connection cheesed up at my place! Been begging to use Yuen Yuen’s lappie. He plays some stupid “Conquer” online game for a few months already. If i accidentally close it he will kill me by throwing me into a pool of parsley juice. Have to be so careful ok!

Anycheese. Some Cheescapade photos!

Half way flying, I was watching X Men II. Suddenly some people got noisy. With my earpiece on also can hear ok! Some shouted and some exclaimed, and then several China Airlines chicks approched hastily. read more

Taiwanese girls are freaking pretty.

Quoting TT: “One big signboard fall down can crush 20 leng luis.” Seriously. 70% of them are of model quality. 30% of them are as pretty as Jolin Tsai. Why liddat??!

Moaki, TT and I were so busy looking around on the streets. It’s like, the amount of chun chicks are already worth our air tickets. Kiki kept looking at the aunties, and kept telling me that they are damn fair and have damn smooth skin. TT teased her that people tend to observe others of the same age. Wahaha. read more

Pun of the day:
They should call Taiwan “Taihaowan” instead. Cuz it’s really “太好玩” 了。

Just 5 days away and it took me quite some effort to catch up with whatever i left behind.

204 mails!!!

Want meh. -_-|||

I shopped so much i ran out of cash and luggage space.

See! kung bu a not? Luckily my luggage has this emergency zipper thing that gives you more space to cram your stuff in. But do you think it’s possible to zip it up?

Yes, only if you do this.

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1. I’m back!
2. With a major back pain.
3. My luggage was so fully packed it almost burst.

I walked so much i think i hurt my back bone. Now it hurts when i bent/ sit/ squat/ laugh/ blog.

Anyheese. I also brought back…

YOUR COSTUMES!!!

and more.

Stay cheesed.

Pun of the day:
If you can’t find anyone to sing with, you have to duet yourself.

One year later, i discovered another 10 sins.

I can’t sing well but i love Karaoke. Red Box and Neway are just like the American Idol stage for tone deafs to indulge themselves in a delusion to stardom.

BUT! Have you come across people so annoying when singing in Karaoke you just wanna strangle them to death? Please ensure that you don’t commit any of the below before you ask your friends to go sing your lungs out. read more

Warning: This is a super boring post. Enitre content is the, you know, come-come-let’s-take-pictures-together, eat-too-full-nothing-to-do kind of pointless pictures. You will see my endless right face till the end of this post.

Oh no it’s PINK!! AGAIN!!

I dunno! I’m sorry i just had to! The pinkness is like, pre-programmed into my genes (don’t confuse with the cheese bit, that’s in my vein. It’s different.)

My Royal Punster.

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Pun of the day:
The party was too good to pasta off.

My 23rd birthday party was sponsored by Italiannies One Utama. Million cheesy thanks! It was so nicely planned, the food was cheesarific, the service was excellent and all the staff had been nothing but friendly and helpful.

Italiannies at 7pm. Enrico was one of the first guests who came.

Italiannies at 8.30pm. Food was served.

after a few drinks… the party was in grapeshake!

You won’t believe it! The kitchen came up with a special menu to cater just for my party! A cheesified menu with all things extra cheesy. OMC. This is the best place to hold my cheese party. read more

Pun of the day:
I’ve had eNUFF of their NANGuage!

I’m super particular about my blog’s cheesability (read: beauty/ neatness/ reader-friendliness).

That’s why, you don’t see any annoying Google adsense/banner crap on my blog. OMFC very fussy! I could have made some good money out of sacrificing my blog’s friendliness for cash (after some tulanful waiting for the cheque to arrive and then mafanful convertion of different currency MINUS whatever commision you have to let go to the bank), but I didn’t! read more

Wahaha fooled ya didn’t i? I was just joking about my birthday!!!

Ok no i wasn’t.

My birthday is actually today and i did celebrate it yesterday in Italiannies One Utama then Laundry The Curve! Thank you everyone for coming!

Before i post up the real party pictures, here’re some other surprises to share for making it/ not making it to my birthday party!

Probably the oldest photo of mine. Dated 28th May, 1984. I forgot to ask mom if i smelled of cheese. read more