A stinky dairy waste, a wacky bird and two veggies with their atas cameras in London are going through excruciating tests in mission to obtain the Certicicate of Camslutting.

Test One: Public Camslutting
Able to camslut at public places shamelessly. The more public the better.

Example: Outside Harrods.

Pose like no tomorrow.

Oblivious to the surrounding.

Test Two: Action
Speak louder than words of course. Do whatever it takes to slut for attention.

KISS.

Cheesie: *uses Penguage, ie Penguin Language* You’re so hot can die dot com. read more

Update

About the new background, someone decided that he/she/shim it reeeeeeally hates cheeserland.com and splashed it with some ugly paint and drew some obscene graffiti too. Fuyoh. Which brave soul holds such vendetta against me, eh? It takes about one month of hard work to remove the stubborn paint. You can click and see who committed such appalling atrocity to your favorite blog.

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It didn’t end with a question mark because it is unquestionable!

My London trip continues. Feel so happy every time i type the word London! 😀 read more

They re-permed my hair for free. This is how it looks now.

Edit: Picture Removed.

They say once you do it, you will never be straight again.

It’s true though. I’m not straight anymore.

O.o.

Haha. I’m talking about hair.

I’m loving my new curls. But they’re still ebony. 🙂

For the first time in my life i decided that i’m done with straight hair. Sure it does look silky smooth and gorgeous (it’s an illusion people, don’t envy. I have a cheezillion tangles and i spend 45 mins just to blow dry it). I’m kinda frustrated with it. It’s flat and sometimes my mickey ears will stick out in between my hair when taking photos and it annoys the cheese outta me! Then i will have to PS them away because they are so very potong steam. I’m sure a lot of girls have this problem lo. Especially just after rebonding, you have to jaga very carefully. Cannot even do the flirty flip hair thing. Sien. read more

I’m slightly annoyed by things that happened after coming back from my holidays. Note that i added the word “slightly” because i sometimes i can’t help but love to exaggerate things. And now i wanna do just the opposite.

Everything is fine, baby.

When i’m upset i create a lot of vagarious capriccio (yea that, too). I don’t know why. Then people will go like, oh, Ringo is losing her pun/funniness. I dunno lo. Something that i used to enjoy doing so much now turned into something that constantly upsets me on a daily basis. I wonder why. And one good friend says, when it feels like that, just think about why you started doing it in the first place, and you might just find the pleasure all over again. read more

I saw.

When i flew Emirates. On the way to Dubai actually, never mind the watermark.

I’m going to tell you a bizarre story about my flight.

Man, the randomness has hit me again. None of it chronologically accurate, just fragments of volatile memories floating aimlessly in my head, not knowing which pieces i should put together. I’m supposed to blog about Paris right. I know i know.

Anyway. Emirates is so cool. I bought the cheapest ticket in the world to London and I was so very happy with it. The service was excellent too. They never bothered to check if you actually put on your seatbelt, or ask you to straighten your seat back when you lie comfortably. Hehe. read more

i can’t sleep at night. My body responses to GMT now. I wake up 1am in the morning thinking, hmm, it’s dinner time. O.o

Greenwich Mean Time. More on this later.

It’s miraculous how i didn’t get any jet lag when i arrived London. But now my dysfunctional biological clock is killing me.

Omg. I’m so gonna obsess about my London trip for at least 3 months from now. Sorry people. I have nothing else to blog about. I’m still living in GMT. So please, go read some patriotic true Malaysian blog or something. I’m blogging nothing but fish & chips and Paddington Bears. Haha. read more

Update
Kenko Diet Plum is back. What’s better, it is individually packed now. More the convenience for you to bring around. And yes, it’s still my ultimate diet (i just lost 4kg. I think i’d better stop eating). Pleasecheeseme at gmail.com if you’re interested. 🙂
/Update

I had been so incredibly lucky during my two weeks stay in UK and Paris. There were tons of hiccups that slowed things down along the way, but all were blessings in disguise.

I am so happy. There are too many people/things i want to show my gratitude to, but i wish if only they knew. I still couldn’t believe my luck. The luggage i almost lost in Heathrow (which could have totally potong’ed my holiday steam) but found last minute; the kind lady at Waterloo Station who gave us a sticker after missing our train to Paris so that we could exchange for the next train for free ; the girl who picked up the oyster card i dropped and returned it back to me; the kind bus driver sama who drove us back from Bath to Bristol after we missed the last bus, even though he wasn’t supposed to; the kind staff in this service apartment in Bristol who let us stay in this warm, beautiful room for hours instead of shooing us out in the cold before we got on to our midnight bus back to London; and every random kind-hearted folk who gave us just the right direction we needed; every friend who made the effort to meet me, and every little thing they did to warm my heart up. read more

Note: This is a backdated entry

I survived my flight to London! The longest flight I’ve ever had prior to this was my 5 hours 50 mins journey to Seoul.

Luckily I had a transit in Dubai. The airport is quite cool. Got to eat their buffet too (which looks like nothing but puke and diarrhea, but hey, actually not bad tasting :P). Six hours passed easily since I could also go online.

The thing that killed me was the flight from Dubai to London. I thought I could just sleep through the journey but heck, I kept waking up thinking that the plane was gonna land soon only to realize it’s still looooooong way to go. Woke up, 5 hours more to go. Slept again, woke up, 4 and a half hours to go. Slept again, woke up, 4 hours and fifteen minutes to go. Argh someone just kill me with a plastic fork please. Also they kept feeding us food like we’re geese. read more

To my bed of cheeses.

So tired. 🙁

Update
Omg jet lag. I just slept 12 hours. Need to rush for deadlines now grrrrrr.

Pun of the day:
I visited Paris Hilton muahahaha.

Today i received a Pacmee cheeseout from Keju wishing me happy touring in Paris and asking me to eat more foie gras.

-_-

No foie gras okay Keju. No. Freaking. Foie. Gras.

When my friends knew that i was going to Paris, everyone was like “omg Paris is soooooooooo expensive!” and i smugly replied, “It’s okay, i’m gonna survive on baguettes and water”.

Apparently i was right.

Baguettes and water are all and the only things i can barely afford wtf. I’ve been eating nothing but freaking french breads omg. That alone is like what, RM30 a piece? And a bottle of cheapskate mineral water can go as high as $5 euro at some atas place in Paris. read more

I’m so sleepy now it’s 00:28 UK time. Kill me please, i have like 235 emails to delete and a deadline due YESTERDAY urgh.

I think…

London is a place i want to live forever.

They even have pink cheese.

I heart London sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (some one give me CPR please) much.

Good night everyone. Oh and happy birthday Han! 🙂