A stinky dairy waste, a wacky bird and two veggies with their atas cameras in London are going through excruciating tests in mission to obtain the Certicicate of Camslutting.

Test One: Public Camslutting
Able to camslut at public places shamelessly. The more public the better.

Example: Outside Harrods.

Pose like no tomorrow.

Oblivious to the surrounding.

Test Two: Action
Speak louder than words of course. Do whatever it takes to slut for attention.

KISS.

Cheesie: *uses Penguage, ie Penguin Language* You’re so hot can die dot com. read more

Update

About the new background, someone decided that he/she/shim it reeeeeeally hates cheeserland.com and splashed it with some ugly paint and drew some obscene graffiti too. Fuyoh. Which brave soul holds such vendetta against me, eh? It takes about one month of hard work to remove the stubborn paint. You can click and see who committed such appalling atrocity to your favorite blog.

/update

It didn’t end with a question mark because it is unquestionable!

My London trip continues. Feel so happy every time i type the word London! 😀 read more

They re-permed my hair for free. This is how it looks now.

Edit: Picture Removed.

They say once you do it, you will never be straight again.

It’s true though. I’m not straight anymore.

O.o.

Haha. I’m talking about hair.

I’m loving my new curls. But they’re still ebony. 🙂

For the first time in my life i decided that i’m done with straight hair. Sure it does look silky smooth and gorgeous (it’s an illusion people, don’t envy. I have a cheezillion tangles and i spend 45 mins just to blow dry it). I’m kinda frustrated with it. It’s flat and sometimes my mickey ears will stick out in between my hair when taking photos and it annoys the cheese outta me! Then i will have to PS them away because they are so very potong steam. I’m sure a lot of girls have this problem lo. Especially just after rebonding, you have to jaga very carefully. Cannot even do the flirty flip hair thing. Sien. read more

I’m slightly annoyed by things that happened after coming back from my holidays. Note that i added the word “slightly” because i sometimes i can’t help but love to exaggerate things. And now i wanna do just the opposite.

Everything is fine, baby.

When i’m upset i create a lot of vagarious capriccio (yea that, too). I don’t know why. Then people will go like, oh, Ringo is losing her pun/funniness. I dunno lo. Something that i used to enjoy doing so much now turned into something that constantly upsets me on a daily basis. I wonder why. And one good friend says, when it feels like that, just think about why you started doing it in the first place, and you might just find the pleasure all over again. read more

I saw.

When i flew Emirates. On the way to Dubai actually, never mind the watermark.

I’m going to tell you a bizarre story about my flight.

Man, the randomness has hit me again. None of it chronologically accurate, just fragments of volatile memories floating aimlessly in my head, not knowing which pieces i should put together. I’m supposed to blog about Paris right. I know i know.

Anyway. Emirates is so cool. I bought the cheapest ticket in the world to London and I was so very happy with it. The service was excellent too. They never bothered to check if you actually put on your seatbelt, or ask you to straighten your seat back when you lie comfortably. Hehe. read more