Like, mermaid on a land wtf.

Since like my hair has been mermaided and i could not find any seashells so i grew fur on it. And Duffy is my… Flounder wtf.

I know. I have problem understanding myself too sometimes.

Busy. Bai.

but i can’t.

Let’s just say that it didn’t turn out to be what everyone expected and i am really frustrated over some issues you might have read it somewhere else but definitely not here due to many layers of complication #inception so imma just post pictures of the trip #cryptic.

Sien.

*calms self down*

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Well at least i saw some maple leaves! (is there snow falling down from the top of this blog as you are looking at this pic? 😀 :D)

(Ok if don’t have means you read too fast! HA! Or never read!  HA!!!!!) read more

Is so freaking beatiful.

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Stole this image from google, but i’m just saying i don’t remember the Nanpu bridge being so beautiful wtf. I was sitting in the bus just staring at it in awe.

Like, seriously, since when did Shanghai become so beautiful?!

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So i was all excited i emailed Oli and said wanna meet up and i said the first thing i wanted to do is eat Laoyafensitang, which is about the most delicious thing in Shanghai.

He was like, “Yea… about that…” and gave me the nonplussed emoticon. read more

Had so much fun in Shanghai! And don’t think i’ve partied so much in my entire life!

Hennessy Artistry’s Press Conference:

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Top: Liz Lisa Dolman Knit. Bottom: Liz Lisa Corduroy shorts.

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This is a comparison between the real mermaid hair (on the right) and Cheat One™ Mermaid Hair (on left). I’d like to announce that i love my Mermaid Hair!!! It’s really so convenient i don’t need to bring curler when i go traveling anymore and the volume is like whooooooosh. 😀 read more

If i can has one wish each of the 12 Days of Christmas, these are what i will be asking for.

1. A 3D LCD TV! Ok i dunno why this popped up first on the list, but i was seriously thinking of getting one because it’s so cool! I will watch Sammy’s adventure over and over again.
2. Another Holiyear™. I wanna go to Venice Lyon and Zurich! Then i wanna go to Dublin! I wanna experience the coldest weather and a pint of Guinness and the warmest hospitality at the same time *poetic
3. Eternal youth wtf. (actually i will rearrange the list and move this to the top so i get extra 2 days of eternal youth wtf)
4. More time to hang out with my friends! I lost some friends this year but it also brought me more good friends than ever. You lose some and gain some. So true! You all know who you are and i heart you all max!
5. Less work but more money! Ok paradox but that’s Santa’s problem to figure out not mine wtf.
6. A allergy-free pinky so i can enjoy all the good champagne good wine good Guinness stout good spirit and all! T_T
7. Very, very. very nice hair.
8. More sponsored trip(sssssss) please! Please bring Fourfeetnine and Xiaxue too! Girly shoppaholic reunion!
9. A bottomless tummy so i can eat everything delicious that’s left to be eaten in this world. Oh and the condition is not gain any weight.
10. Less horrible people in this world.
11. World Peace. (I originally asked for a nice, caring, rich, handsome AND loyal boy friend. But Santa told me i’d do him a great favor if i ask for world peace instead. So yea.)
12. A really nice Christmas dinner party with my favorite people in the world! read more

And now i know why the world is round. A full circle.

Someone does something to you, you go ahead and do the exact same thing to someone else.

And this is how assholes are created in the process.

It will never stop.

You know what’s funny? The other day i tweeted

“Dear Kuala Lumpur, please stop giving birth to more new shopping mall already. It is getting a bit pointless wtf.”

Now i am going to EAT MY WORDS.

Because! I am so excited about this new shopping mall opening in Malaysia! I mean, i still find other malls pointless. But this mall is different. It is not just a mall. It is Jipaban.

I used to window shop at Jipaban when it first launched in SG and was always a bit heart pain when i saw all the nice stuff labeled in SGD T__T. But it’s like a dream come true now Jipaban has finally launched in Malaysia! read more

I made two videos on Xtranormal! It’s so addictive wtf makes me wanna be a script writer wtf.

This is an animated version of my blog post on “Things You Say When You Have Too Much Shit“. A lot of people didn’t get it but watch this shit and you will have a better idea lol. *Puts on trippy music.

And this one is “Daily Argument with a British Bitch” wtf. I can only have two robots so obviously i’m the chioer one and my Brit Bitch looks like crazy frog.  I couldn’t find a Malaysian accent so i made myself Indian English Female cuz that’s like the closest thing to Malaysia wtf. read more

Like, you know, Ringo Tan in Shanghai.

Ok nvm i didn’t say that. Horrible pun.

Quick style shot update cuz haven’t slept in 90 years a zombie will win me in a beauty contest right nao.

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Just touched down after near 5 hours flight and checking in to Hyatt on the Bund still holding passport and look like ghost wtf. Acid washed jeans and Sabatina shoes from BACI.

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Touched up and changed before meeting Oli for lunch. Mickey Combo from Minimaos.

I LOVE FULL LENGTH HOTEL MIRRORS!

Oh and there’s a hole on my CreamCakeCam™ because one of the CreamCakes fell off T_T read more

Quick update after Hennesy Artistry Shanghai Press Con.

And guess who met the stars!!!!!!!!!

Sa Ding Ding, China’s new age artiste.

Seo in Young FTW!!!!!!!

(Yes, go on. You totally have my full permission to be jealous.)

She is super cute omgomgomg. And she has like one of the nicest Korean noses! I like.

And super tall Ciara who looks exactly like her wax fugure. And her backside nice until kenot nice wtf that’s what i’d been staring at whole day. She said she likes my hair! So if next time you see her with braided mermaid hair you know where it comes from hehehe. read more

For Hennessy Artistry.

Guess who i met wtf.

Email me if anything.

Because i’m in China, where everything is possible. Except maybe like Facebook and Twitter.

Way to go, China!

I dunno what’s gotten into me, but i just went and did the craziest thing to my hair at Chezz.

It’s called the Mermaid Perm. Or the Impulse Perm. Because you didn’t think twice before doing it. Well actually i did. I just didn’t believe i would actually do it.

I told a few friends i wanted to perm my hair and some of them were like DO ITTTTTT and some were NOOOOOOOO. The main reasons why i did it are

1. I had wanted the Mermaid Hair since forever! (like 2 days ago)

2. My hair looks like shit when i don’t tong it. Instead of tonging it every day i may as well get the  perm. (That’s what everybody thinks when their hair looks like shit) read more